The first 189 lines.
-Cheers. -Cheers!
-To seven strangers. - I'm ready to party.
Whoo!
I didn't expect to be so friendly with somebody here.
- He's so sweet and cute. - Marlon's gonna like her.
What's your biggest distraction?
Women.
You're pretty sexy, you know that?
I know who I am, and you should know who you are.
- I'm a cook. -And I'm a bartender.
Me and you met for a reason.
I want to know what the catch is 'cause I feel like y'all
-are just too good to be true. - You're a liar!
Don't walk into the living room that I'm sitting in
-and talk to me then. -You're rude.
-Shut the up! -No!
He is out of control.
- You want me to get it? - Wait, wait.
-Get your hands off me right now. -No.
I will kill you. I will end your whole life.
Yo! Yo!
All right, Dais, are you ready for this or what?
I'm super excited. I just want to see my roommates,
and I want to see where I'm going to be sleeping.
I can't wait.
Summertime, it's the best place to be.
Yeah? Where I'm from, it's, like, 112.
I currently live in Arizona. Tempe, actually.
So if you guys want to come here, I will show you
my wonderful mansion of an apartment.
I do work for Hooters, as funny as that is.
So this would be normal girl day.
Hooter girl. Normal girl day. Hooter girl.
Don't be jealous.
This is Daisy. Hi, Daisy.
I brought her because I have no family where I'm from.
So all I have is really her, and she is my family.
So it would be really hard to leave her. So I'm glad she's here.
We're getting close, Dais.
I'm from a small town in Fayetteville.
I live at home with my mom and my stepdad.
I came to Portland
because I'm just looking to really find myself,
to figure out who Jessica is outside of the sheltered life
that I've been living.
I'm looking for the girl who I'm supposed to be meeting,
and a lot of things are running through my mind.
Is she cute? Is she fat? Is she skinny? Is she gonna like me?
Is she gonna talk a lot? Is she gonna be annoying?
Jessica.
-Hi. -Johnny.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Jess is a cute girl. She's cute.
But what is she thinking about me? I'm always thinking about that.
We are going to the house.
- Okay. -And I'm navigating.
- Oh. Better you than me. -
Right away, I want it to be, like, okay, conversation. Let's start a conversation.
So where did you fly in from?
-Um, North Carolina. -North Carolina.
Yeah, a small town called Fayetteville.
-Where are you from? -Bridgewater, Massachusetts,
-just south of Boston. -Oh, wow.
-Wow. -Wow.
-Southern. -What an accent.
I like the Southern thing. I love accents.
That thick, Northern accent, it's just so hot.
-We gotta take the train. -Okay.
-I've never been on a train before. - What?
- - Small town, huh?
You play any sports?
-Um, I ride dirt bikes. -No way.
I might look like a girly girl, but there's a tomboy inside.
Whoo!
I'm very adventurous.
-Oh, man. - What did you think, girl?
At first, I thought I was gonna pee my pants.
- -
- Dirt biking's nice. - It's fun. I love it.
That's a sexy thing for a girl.
My mother asked me, "You better not go in that house and be a slut."
I couldn't believe my mother called me a slut at first.
But I was like, "I don't know, maybe I'll find a girlfriend there, Ma."
I was like, "Who knows? You don't know."
I think that's her right there, yo. She looking good from here.
Yes, these are real, these double Ds right here.
I have my nipples pierced.
They are little diamonds, and they're not hoops.
Don't get me twisted. I don't have the bull rings.
Let me just show off some of my pride and joy.
This was about five hours of my life.
Never get side tattoos because they hurt so bad.
Yeah, it's badass. You can get in closer.
Some guys are intimidated by me just 'cause, I mean, I'm 5'9"
and I don't think a lot of guys see that many Asian girls that are tall.
But I don't think it stops them from trying to approach me at all.
-What's up? - Hi!
Let's do it. Let's do it. Hop in.
-I'm Joi. -Hi, Joi. Nice to meet you.
-Joi is sexy, I gotta say. -Marlon's cute.
-He's got a great body. -Definitely got the body, tall.
-He's kind of short, but that's okay. -She's definitely my type.
You ready to do this?
-Let's go. She's excited. -Let's do it.
- So where you from? - I'm from Seattle.
-Where are you from? - I'm from Texas.
-I like being in weird environments. -So you know how to be, like, a gentleman
and have to do the whole… can't…
I don't know if your parents were like that. Were they strict?
-Yeah. -My parents were.
I mean, my pops definitely sheltered me growing up.
My family's super religious. My dad's a pastor.
You know, his dad's a pastor.
I was that religious kid that didn't have sex,
didn't do drugs, went to Bible study, and all that.
I mean, I still partied, though. Well, when I got to college, it was just…
-What college did you go to? -I went to Texas Tech.
I played football, so, you know, I was the man at the time.
So it was just like, "Hey, what's up, girl?" "Oh, nothing."
You know, "You're Marlon Williams." "Yeah." "Oh, okay."
They liked the fact that they were with somebody that's doing something.
I hope we're the first ones there.
Yo, first dibs on room, it's always the best.
Get you out first.
Hello?
Are we the first ones? Let's go up here.
This is it. This is awesome.
Wow, Daisy.
This is way better than the apartment, huh?
We're scoping out our bedroom first.
We have to hurry up. We want the best bedroom.
You like this? You like it? You picked the bed, all right.
A lot of my friends always say, like, "You do everything."
I've raced motocross since I was nine,
played just about every sport you can play.
I've won four different national championships.
Cheerleading. Cheerleading. I'm a football player,
but I got dared to try out for the national team and made it.
Four years ago, I picked up a wakeboard, and it just clicked.
It's become a huge part of my life,
and it's really my passion right now.
These are… Can you see that?
I don't see it really as a handicap at all.
I would not be half the person I am
if it wasn't for how hard my dad pushed me.
He told me when I was born,
"You know, you wait for the doctor to say, 'Everything's okay.'"
And he said that they said,
"Everything's okay, but he's missing his left hand."
And he just kind of laid down for a minute,
and he goes, "Well, I just won't let it hold him back." And they didn't.
-Hello? - Hello?
I'm going to be living with you.
-Are you? -How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
-Good. I'm Averey. -My name's Jordan.
-Averey, it's nice to meet you officially. -Jordan, nice to meet you.
-She's a good-looking girl. -Good-looking guy. Very good-looking.
This is my dog. Her name's Daisy.
I don't do little dogs.
They're just little ankle biters who get in your way.
Once she gets used to you, she'll be your best friend.
-Well, great. -But that's Daisy.
We even have a patio and everything?
Oh, you have to have a hot tub.
This is awesome.
-We have our own telephone booth? - A bed.
-Telephone bed. - Oh.
-And a pool table. -And a pool table.
Yes.
- This place is pretty-- - Sick, right?
- Yeah. - I want to meet everyone else.
I'm 5'11", so I do a lot of promotional modeling stuff.
In high school, I was kind of, like, the nerdy, awkward girl.
I was probably 19 when I really blossomed.
I'm a girly girl, mostly,
until I'm arguing. And then I'm not.
Be like, "Welcome."
-Oh, my gosh, I didn't hear you come in. -Be like, "Oh, it's about time
-that you come." -
Hello.
-Hi. - Are you trapped?
We were trying to be cool, but I don't think it's gonna work out.
-Thanks. -Hi.
-I'm Averey. -I'm Anastasia.
-Hi. That's a very pretty name. - Nice to meet you. Thank you.
-This is Daisy. -Anastasia.
Hi, Daisy.
-Jordan. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. Anastasia.
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