The Kardashians

Previously on, The Kardashians...

There's the Opera House. Look, Reigny.

I am in Australia.

Oh, my God.

Travis is touring.

Reign, you got me.

Having a newborn at home...

Woo!

...being able to go on a little adventure has been really amazing.

I just got a call this afternoon that said that the little tumor was benign.

When something health-wise creeps up on me,

it reminds me that family's first.

Mwah, mwah.

And the biggest blessing in my life

was being able to give birth to six beautiful kids.

- Kourtney was right. - Okay.

We all need therapy. Especially you.

When I got to prison, I asked them if I could get therapy,

- I didn't qualify. - Wow.

When Gypsy posted that she wanted to get into reform work,

I really wanted to guide her to really help people.

- This system is just built to fail. - It really is.

I was getting my blood drawn the other day and the person goes,

"I mean, your mom's blood? Wow."

He called me up and said, "Your blood results should be in a museum.

That's how good they are for your age."

- Hm. - I mean, when somebody tells you that,

you're not gonna throw that little comment away.

No.

There's this thing called a Horvath test.

- A whore bath? - Not a "whore bath".

A Horvath.

-"Vath?" - Yes.

-"Vath." - A Horvath?

- I wonder why they would ever... - Hor-vath?

I don't think it's spelled like a whore.

I heard "a whore bath".

"Whore bath." A whore bath test.

Isn't that what you heard? "Whore bath."

I would just change the name.

- I think it's, like, a Hor-vath. - Well, wait, how do you spell "whore"?

- H... Oh. - W-H-O-R-E.

I don't really know how it's spelled. I just know it's not, like...

- Horvath. Whore. - ...a hooker bath.

It's, like, this age test that will tell you exactly

what your, like, physical, real age.

I found this test called a Horvath test. Whoever named it needs to be fired.

It measures your biological age, not your chronological age.

But I just want to feel my best.

If I happen to look like I'm 20, I'm not mad at it.

Say you're 40 and your blood tests come back

that for sure, for sure, for sure.

It wasn't my-my blood test. It was the scanner.

- The Horvath. - What scanner?

The scan that we took said I was 40.

Mom, they didn't tell any of us our age.

They didn't.

- It's not about saying... - Well, we filmed it

- and we could roll back. - Because they probably...

- You were there, Paxy. - Forty.

I... You're incredibly healthy.

Knowing your age, I'd kind of put you, like, well into the...

in the 40s is-is kinda where your body fits.

- The 40s?! - Yeah.

- Told you. I told you. - Babe!

They probably just lied 'cause it was on camera.

- But, so... - But I'd love to go

- to the whore bath. - What's up with the whore bath?

Do you know what they do to get

- those results? - Yeah, how do we find out?

- Blood. - Oh, blood work.

What if they tell an age that's older than my chronological age?

Do you know how upset I would be?

I don't feel like this is gonna be good for me,

and if it tells me I'm 75, I'm gonna spiral.

And then, how do I fix that? I don't. So, what does that mean?

I'm dead?

She thinks she's gonna be 60? She probably is.

And this is gonna be a wake-up call for her

to get out and live her life.

I don't know.

Yeah, stress is a huge issue here.

I've had a lotta stress. I always have a lot of stress.

And I also know I really like the kids' menu

and I don't wanna change from that.

Onion rings with ranch dressing? yes.

Pizza, thin crust, make it crispy. Yes, on the ranch.

I'm in, for sure.

And if it says I'm a year older than 40, I'm gonna be pissed.

Maple syrup and Himalayan salt.

This is my famous matcha latte recipe you guys are getting to witness.

We've been having the best time in Sydney.

I'm so happy that we came.

Whisk is key.

I've had almost two weeks with my kids alone.

I'm gonna try to FaceTime Khloé.

It was so needed to have this time with them.

I'm scared to try this.

I don't have caffeine anymore while I'm breastfeeding.

And now, I'm so happy that Travis is back in Sydney

and I'm making him my world famous matcha.

Hi.

Darling.

Oh, cute. All your Valentine's stuff.

- How is it? - Oh, my gosh.

- Look at this photo wall. - Crazy.

I know. Listen. Give me one more year.

I'll be over this shit.

I was gonna say it screams, "Bad for the planet."

Kourtney, not now.

Ah! I'm o-overflowing. I'm overflowing.

What? What is?

- My matcha. - Matcha. Of course.

Say hi to Auntie Kourt?

Hi! Remember me?

Say, "Hi, Auntie Kourt." Say hi!

Lovey.

That's not Lovey.

- It's Auntie Kourt. - Oh!

Kourtney, that's not an insult.

- You could only dream. - Do I look like I'm in my 60s?

Obviously, she's my mom and she's beautiful

and she's 20-something years older than me,

so, it's not, like, the ultimate compliment.

- Hi. - Hi!

Kind of is, I guess.

Say, "Hi, Auntie Kourt."

Kourt.

- Kourt, yeah. - Yep. This is Auntie Kourt,

not Lovey.

Lovey.

You wanna see my view?

Ooh! Look at this view. All the boats.

All the boats and look at the Opera House.

Do you see it over there?

Wow!

And my flowers.

And flowers! Wow. How beautiful!

We went... Travis surprised me last night.

It's... It was... would be so your style.

He had a white Rolls-Royce pull up to pick us up,

take us to dinner.

Fancy!

Thought I was gonna use the runner van?

- Yeah. - No.

It was our Valentine's Day

and we had the best time.

And then, there was more of the same flowers in the hotel.

But we got to only stay for a couple hours.

But, like, I couldn't with the baby and all the kids.

He flew back from wherever he was in Australia back to Sydney.

It's, like, very rare, now, that we would have time alone

or go out to dinner or anything.

Are you a romantic?

I'm definitely a romantic.

- Ah! Hi, baby. - Brought you this.

Thank you. What is it?

It's your latte drink, from whatchamacallit.

Mm. We're talking about Australia.

- Oh, yes. - She said, "Are you a romantic?

I know Travis is a romantic, but are you?"

- Mm-hmm. I think I've brought it... - And I said yes.

- ...out in her. - Yes.

- Alright. - I was j... I was thinking, like,

I'm a romantic with him.

Yeah, 'cause I remember someone that I was just friends with would be like,

"I don't even like hugging people."

- Yeah. -"I had to go to a hugging class."

- That's what you told me. - Yeah. That hugging class.

Mwah. I love you. I'm gonna go say hi to Rock-Rock.

Mm.

- I love you. - Alright. I love you.

Look at my new pajamas!

- Cute. - Travis had them

in the hotel for us matching.

- 'Kay, I love you. Bye. - You look very cute.

- Love you. - Thanks.

We planned a day at the zoo today,

which I haven't been to the zoo in years,

but I think the zoo in Australia is supposed to be really special.

Ugh... it tastes like fish.

Glad I'm gonna be able to have Kim come here

and learn a little bit about it.

She has a lot of ways that she could really... matter to Homeboy.

She's here! She's here!

- Hi, sweetheart. - So nice to see you.

Good to see you.

- Thanks for coming. - Of course.

I mean, I'm constantly thinking about how we can improve prisons

and help people reenter civilization.

Kim, love you so much, Kim!

I love you!

You gave me freedom.

Once I realized that I can make a difference,

it was really kinda hard to stop.

Really wanna change your outcome.