The Guys

This is the office work that everyone has in mind.

Classy.

Loved by his wife, owns luxury items.

But mostly office workers aren't like that.

They are more like...

...me.

GOOD MORNING

Sukun.

Why haven't you showered?

Shower?

Alfi.

Sit.

I just got a DVD...

...from my sister last night.

Can I watch five more minutes please?

Yeah, yeah.

Who is that? She's so pretty.

My sister.

My little sister.

This one.

Your sister is a Thai actress?

Celebrity?

Yep.

Hey.

He says it's his sister?

He's already delusional so early in the morning.

Ren, hurry up!

Alright! Two kilos to go!

Two kilos. Are you selling bags of rice?

Hurry!

Hey, Yo!

Sssh, shut up.

Yo, what the heck?!

I think this bread has gone bad.

Really? Let me try.

Yep. It's gone bad.

Really?

Yep, it's rotten.

Aren't you tired being an employee?

You have to face traffic every day.

I wish I could have my own business.

That's a good idea. Why haven't you?

Hmm, I'm still afraid.

Hey!

Are you guys coming to the office party tonight?

It's boring, Sukun.

I already have plans setting up Via with Alfi.

Syifa is coming along, too.

Via?

- Via? - Yes!

Crazy.

Alfi likes interns.

I don't even know.

She rarely replies to my chats.

Relax, just go with the flow. Teenagers are like that.

Sometimes they're hot, sometimes cold.

Like a broken air conditioner.

Did you eat all the bread?

Yes. Why?

What if you get a stomachache?

That's impossible.

My stomach is Medanese.

If asphalt was soft, I would eat it.

Medanese stomach.

We're gonna be late again.

Yeah.

Why do weird things always happen everyday and make us late?

Come on! Hurry!

Hurry up!

Hang on!

Just leave him, Sukun.

Yeah.

Come on!

Sorry!

Fi, hurry up!

See you!

Go, go, go!

- You're late again? - We apologize.

My friend in marketing, his mountain exploded.

Whatever, just go! Quickly!

His mountain exploded.

What next, he gets a flood?

Is your mountain exploding?

How long have you been single?

Two years.

That's as long as my relationship with Syifa then?

But you're on and off with her.

Fi, I'm 100% sure.

We are the coolest guys in the office.

I'm number one.

I'm number one.

I'm number one!

I'm number one.

He's number one.

Agree.

It's Kevin.

I'm second.

- I'm second! - I am!

- I am! - I am.

Can't you just relax?

I don't even know what I'm gonna say to Via.

I haven't been on a double date like this before.

Via is an intern, she is 19 years old.

Just talk about things 19 years old are usually interested in.

Like what?

Like, "Hey what's your favorite Justin Bieber song?" Should I really ask that?"

Just ask whatever.

Ask if she can find height supplements on her Instagram.

Oh, I've tried those. Did not work.

There they are.

Hi, Via!

Hi, Fi.

- Syifa. - Hi.

Ren, we're gonna go eat?

Yes.

Where?

I'll be upset if you take me to dinner on the sidewalks again.

How would I look in front of Via!

Don't worry, honey.

Tonight we're gonna eat at...

...L'Enigmo.

An Italian restaurant?

You guys are not bad.

Italiano! Yummo!

The Italian word for "yummy" is not yummo.

Tasty-o.

Tasty-o...

Yummo ends with O.

Tasty-o also ends with O...

Let's go.

Have a seat, Via.

Syifa.

Order whatever you want. Don't hesitate. Okay?

Here you go, Sir.

Here you go, Sir.

- Thank you. - Excuse me.

The voucher is still valid, right?

It has ended, Sir, last week. I'm sorry.

Alright we're gonna look at the menu first.

Okay.

What's up with your face?

It has expired.

What has expired?

The voucher. We can't use it.

Huh?

Now what?

What now?

What's wrong?

Is everything okay?

Yeah, is something wrong?

Enjoy.

- Excuse me. - Yes?

How much is this?

This is free. Complimentary.

Please enjoy.

How about if we just eat bread?

We come to an Italian restaurant and just eat bread?

This?

This bread is delicious, honey.

It's the tastiest bread in Jakarta. Right, Fi?

Yeah!

This bread...

...tastes like bread.

Can I take your order?

We'll have four glasses of water.

Four glasses of water.

Alright.

We only serve Evian here, is that okay?

What is that?

Premium mineral water.

It's usually more expensive. The bottle is made of glass. It's okay!

Excuse me.

Just use tap water please.

You can do that, right?

You can't pay, can you?

I can explain.

If you can't pay then why did you take us here?

You're embarrassing me.

I'm so sorry, Via.

It's okay.

It's okay, Syifa.

What is okay?

Rene has gone too far.

Alright, alright.

I know where we should go to eat.

Where?

Taking girls to our own office party.

You're a genius.

Let it go.

It's not like Via would ask...

..."Are we really gonna eat here?

Are we really gonna eat here?

Yeah! The food here is also tasty.

Help yourself.

Everything is free.

You are too much.

Why do you keep embarrassing me?

We've never gotten a date right, not even once.

We got it right two weeks ago.

Did we?