Love Bomb

Hey.

Hey. How's it going?

Good. Dinner's almost ready.

Okay. I'm gonna be a little late.

There's a lotta traffic.

Okay. How late?

Maybe half an hour. I'll see you soon.

Okay.

Baby, I am so sorry.

Wow, this looks, this looks great.

It's cold.

It's okay.

I like it cold.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Why?

You seem nervous.

I'm not...

Shit.

I'm sorry. Like I said, I, I, uh, sorry I was late.

I, uh, traffic was, it was, it was insane today.

No it wasn't, Josh.

I checked the traffic. It's the same as it always is.

Uh, that's, that's, that's strange. What app did you use?

Where were you?

I told you, traffic was bad.

Hey.

Anna, please give me my phone back now, please.

No, Josh. Not until you admit you've been seeing someone.

All right, fine. I'll admit it.

I've been having an affair. Okay?

Can I have my phone back now, please? Thank you.

No, Josh. Not after what you just told me.

Anna.

Who is she, Josh?

Who is she?

Yes. Who is she?

She's um, she's someone from work.

Is it your assistant?

Uh, yeah.

You're having an affair with Bethany?

How could you, Josh?

I don't know. It just happened, I guess.

What are we gonna do Josh?

I don't know.

What happened between us?

We used to be so good together. We had something special.

I don't know what happened. I thought we were so happy.

I didn't, I didn't know there was anything wrong.

Is that it? Is there something wrong with our marriage?

Huh? Uh, uh, yeah, I guess so.

I'd really feel better if I had my phone back.

Later.

Was it me, Josh? Did I do something wrong?

No.

No. No, no, no, no.

You were perfect.

I was the one who was so caught up in my own bullshit

that I pushed you away.

I just wanna make you happy, Josh.

I wanna please you like no woman ever has before.

Will you let me do that?

Do you love me, Josh?

I love you so much, Anna.

All right.

Hi.

You're dead meat buddy.

It's not what it looks like.

Well, what it looks like

is another man in my house with my wife.

What the fuck?

Granted, I'm a little tired from my red eye.

But I've also got two eyes,

and they're both right in my fucking head.

Listen, okay? This is not...

Tell me how this isn't exactly what it looks like.

Yeah, yes, I was, I was with Anna,

if that's even her name, but.

Hey.

You okay?

What the fuck just happened?

Shh, be quiet.

He still thinks you're unconscious. It'll buy us some time.

What are you talking about? You did this to me.

- Look, baby... - He was standing

right in front of me.

No, no, no, believe me, I had no choice.

I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't.

He was watching the entire time

through the security cameras.

It gets him off seeing me with other men.

This is, this is, this is crazy.

Well, that's Love Bomb for you.

Doesn't exactly attract the healthiest of people.

What?

You still in bed, buttercup?

You check out that app I sent you?

What app? You send me a million things.

Love Bomb, talking about Love Bomb.

I told you I'm not ready to date.

No, I know. That's why Love Bomb is perfect for you.

It's not like any other app. Trust me on this.

I had a session last week that was mind blowing.

And it's not just about the sex.

It's, it's, it's, it's catharsis.

Like, I worked through so much of my bullshit.

I'm trying to tell you, it's better than therapy.

You want milk?

What milk? - Almond milk.

- Almond milk? - Yeah.

Okay.

Josh. Josh, you there?

Yes. Love Bomb.

Buddy, I'm telling you, trust me,

you are gonna have the time of your life.

You can be anyone you wanna be.

You can play out any fantasy you've ever, ever imagined,

no matter how up fucked up, dark, and weird and twisted.

I still love her.

Who? Tara?

Yes, Tara. Who else?

What? That is pointless. She's moved on.

He doesn't love her. Not like I do.

He treats her like crap.

Yes,

and that's none of your business anymore.

She wants to be with a douche bag, let her.

A rich douche bag.

Yes, he is a very rich douche bag.

But, hey, the good part is that now you have the freedom

to be a man and not a cock.

Um, thank you?

Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, has it ever occurred to you

that every time you complain about her still loving him,

even though he treats her like shit,

that then she treats you like shit and then you love her?

Yeah. What's your point?

My point is that everyone's out here

treating everyone else like shit.

All right? So you gotta get in while you can.

Love Bomb, Josh. Trust me.

Okay.

You guys have everything you need?

Take the check.

The check? Sure.

Hey.

Hey. How's it going?

Good. Dinner's almost ready.

Good. Um, I'm gonna be a little late.

The south traffic's awful.

Okay. How late?

Maybe half an hour. I'll see you soon.

Okay.

He gets off watching me role play with other guys.

Well he looked really upset.

Like he wanted to kill me.

And you, you were the one who knocked me out.

That's all part of the game.

First time, he tried punching the guy,

thinking it was gonna be lights out, like in a movie.

But that didn't happen.

So, he forced me to start using chloroform.

Jesus Christ. How many times have you two done this?

Not many. Just twice. You're the third.

What happened with the other two guys?

Anna, what happened to the other two guys?

Things got a little out of hand.

What do you mean outta hand?

Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I got you into this.

I, I, I can't, I can't believe this.

Why can't anything just work out?

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

We're gonna find a way outta this, I promise.

Oh, no.

What's wrong?

He played this song the last two times.

Look, Josh, do you trust me?

No, I don't trust you.

You, you fucking chloroformed me.

You're a goddamn accomplice.

I'm not an accomplice. I'm his wife.

I'm as much of a victim as you are.

Not quite. Nice try though.

You think I wanna be doing any of this?

I don't know. Maybe.

You really think that of me?

Anna, I have no idea who you are. Why would I trust you?

Things might be different this time.

Tom doesn't wanna hurt anyone.

He's just going through a phase, like a midlife crisis.

A midlife crisis is getting an earring.

It's buying a motorcycle. It's not abducting people.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

He'll hear you.

Wait. Where's my phone?

I don't know.

How 'bout your phone?

What about it?

If you're really not in on this,