The Cowboy Way

LAST TIME ON, "THE COWBOY WAY, ALABAMA..."

JA, JA, JA...

WE'RE GONNA PUT THE BIGGER END ON THE TRUCK,

TURN THE LITTLE END BACK OUT.ALRIGHT.

THE GUYS AT FAITH CATTLE COMPANY GOT PAID.

PAY DAY,WOO!

YA, COME ON NOW!

AND ALMOST LOST AN EXPENSIVE COW ALONG THE WAY.

BUBBA AND KALEY WERE BUILDING THE PIECES

OF THEIR FUTURE HOME.

I THINK WE'RE GOOD.

WHILE TRYING TO PLAN THEIR UPCOMING WEDDING.

I WAS THINKING WE COULD DO A BUFFET.

A BUFFET LINE?KALEY: YEAH.

AT THE WEDDING?

YOU'RE A DIVA.

NO, SWEETIE, I DON'T BELIEVE SO.

CODY MISSED HIS PRIZE RODEO HORSE.

RICKY-JACK WAS MY HORSE FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS.

THERE WAS ALWAYS THAT ONE HORSE THAT HAS SOMETHING SPECIAL.

SO THE GUYS SURPRISED HIM...

WE OUGHT TO FIND THAT JOKER ANOTHER HORSE.

YEAH.

...WITH A NEW COLT.

AW, SHUCKS.

I KNEW THEM TWO HAD DONE IT.

I SURE DO APPRECIATE IT.

BOOGER GOT AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME.

I GOT A JOB OFFER THAT WILL TAKE ME AWAY FROM HOME.

BUT AFTER SEARCHING FOR GUIDANCE...

WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE JUST TO SIT AT THAT DINNER

TABLE WITH YA AND TALK TO YA ABOUT IT.

DECIDED TO STAY PUT.

SINCE THEN, A LOT'S HAPPENED.

AND NOW, ON THIS EPISODE OF "THE COWBOY WAY, ALABAMA."

HOW'S IT GOING?

HEY, BABE.GOT YOU A DRINK.

THANK YOU.

BUBBA AND KALEY GOT MARRIED.

BUBBA, WHEN'S THE BABY DUE?

WELL, WE GOT A FEW MONTHS LEFT.

THIS COWBOY'S GOT A BABY ON THE WAY.

YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT THAT ON, RIGHT?

IT AIN'T HARD SUGAR.

PICK THEM TWO FEET UP AND SLIDE IT UP UNDERNEATH

THERE AND BOOM, BOOM.

WE CAN GO TO DIAPER CLASS, IT'S FINE.

DIAPER CLASS?

CODY HUNG UP HIS ROPING SPURS FOR GOOD.

HE DON'T ROPE NO MORE.

HE WANTS TO BE MR. RETIREMENT.

OH, HEY, HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO.

BUT COULDN'T KEEP AWAY FROM THE RODEO LIFE.

THIS IS MY NEXT STEP, PUTTING ON RODEOS.

ALRIGHT, BOSS, WHAT YOU THINKING?

NOW, HE'S RUNNING THE SHOW.

I GOT A LOT RIDING ON THIS, SO IT'S GOT TO GO SMOOTH.

THE WILDEST HORSE IN THE COUNTY

IS BROUGHT TO BOOGER,

THE HORSE WHISPERER.

I'M LIKE, "WOO" THIS BABY CAN THROW DOWN!

CAN HE TAME IT IN TIME TO SAVE IT?

REALLY, YOU'RE MY LAST HOPE.

I'M EVEN CONSIDERING HAVING HER PUT DOWN.

REALLY?MM-HMM.

AND A WILD BULL THREATENS

THE FAITH CATTLE HERD.

COME ON, BUBBA, LET'S MOVE 'EM.

THAT JOKER'S TRYING TO BREED COWS WHILE WE'RE WORKING.

HE'S GOT TO GO.

THIS WOULD BE A BUSINESS DISASTER TO US, IF THESE COWS

WERE TO GET BRED BY THIS BULL.

SO THE COWBOYS PUT THEMSELVES IN HARM'S WAY.

WHOA!

HEY... JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.

LEAVE HIM ALONE, DON'T!

TO GET HIM OUT TO SAVE THE HERD.

ALRIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS IT.

I'M OUT HERE RIDING THROUGH THE CATTLE,

CHECKING ON THE BABY CALVES AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I LOOK

OUT AND THERE'S A BULL OUT THERE CHASING OUR CATTLE.

I CALLED THE GUYS UP AND TOLD THEM, LOOK THIS BULL'S

GOT TO GO.

I TOLD THEM TO GET THERE AND GET THERE FAST.

GET AROUND.

WHERE'S THAT BULL AT?

HE'S RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE!

MAYBE WE CAN JUST KEEP DRIVING 'EM.

WE'LL JUST DRIVE 'EM ALL TO THE PENS.

GOTCHA.

THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE, TRYING TO BREED A COW.

THIS WOULD BE A BUSINESS DISASTER TO US IF THESE

COWS WERE TO GET BRED BY THIS BULL.

FIRST OF ALL, HE'S NOT A VERY GOOD BULL.

HE'S NOT SOMETHING WE WANT TO CROSS GOOD COWS WITH.

HE'S GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

YEAH, HE DOES; THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE.

ALSO, WE HAVE A CALVING SEASON.

WE HAVE A VERY STRICT CALVING SEASON.

WE LIKE TO HAVE ALL OF OUR COWS CALVING

CLOSE TO THE SAME TIME, SO WE CAN SELL TRUCKLOADS

INSTEAD OF SINGLES AT THE STOCKYARD, WHERE YOU HAVE

TO PAY COMMISSION.

YOU HAVE TO PAY YARDAGE, INSURANCE FEES.

IT'S NOT GONNA HURT US TODAY, BUT NINE MONTHS FROM NOW

WE'LL KNOW IT.

GET AHEAD!

I SEE HIM; HE'S RIGHT THERE.

WE GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE.

COME ON, BUBBA, LET'S MOVE HIM.

THAT JOKER'S TRYING TO BREED COWS WHILE WE'RE WORKING.

HE'S GOT TO GO.

IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG FOR ONE TO BREED.

IT COULD TAKE SECONDS.

HEY, WHERE'D THIS BULL COME FROM ANYHOW?

HE TORE IN FROM THE NEIGHBOR'S, I GUESS.

I GUESS HE'S BEEN HERE A DAY OR TWO,

I DON'T KNOW.

I SEEN HIM THIS MORNING WHEN I WAS DOCTORING CALVES.

AND THIS BULL.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TAKE ONE GOOD LOOK AT THIS THING

AND TELL HE DON'T NEED TO BE IN OUR CATTLE.

HE IS HORRIBLE LOOKING.

HIS HEAD'S BIGGER THAN HIS REAR-END.

AIN'T NOBODY WANT NONE OF THEM PUPS.

IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS, WE'VE JUST GOT TO GET INTO THE HERD

AND GET THAT BULL AWAY FROM THEM COWS.

GO OUT THERE, BULL.HEY BULL.

GO OUT THERE, BULL.HEY BULL.

AND AS SOON AS WE GET HIM AWAY FROM THEM COWS,

THEN THAT GIVES US A CHANCE TO ROPE HIM AND GET HIM CAUGHT.

BOOGER, HE'S FIDDIN' TO BREED ONE MAN.

WE GOT TO GET HIM OUT.

IT'S VERY HARD GETTING A BULL OUT OF A HERD OF COWS.

FIRST OF ALL,

HE'S PROBABLY BEEN PENNED UP FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS

WITH NO COWS, AND HE'S VERY...

LONELY.

AND HE WANTS TO BE WITH SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

AND WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM OUT.

WATCH THAT BULL!BUBBA: BOOGER GET AROUND HIM!

GET AROUND HIM!

WATCH HIM!

WATCH HIM!

WATCH THAT BULL!

THERE'S TWO PLACES WE DON'T WANT THIS BULL.

BOOGER, HE'S COMING UP THE DAM.

AND THAT'S IN THE WOODS AND THE POND.

AND HE WENT TO BOTH OF 'EM.

THERE HE IS, BOYS, GET HIM!

HE'S HEADED TO THE POND.

THERE HE GOES!

HE WASN'T THE WORST BULL I'VE EVER HAD,

BUT HE DANG SURE WASN'T THE EASIEST.

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

HOW Y'ALL EXPECT WE GET HIM OUT?

A BULL CAN SIT OUT THERE AND SWIM

AND SWIM AND SWIM.

I MEAN, YOU'LL SWEAR THEY'RE GONNA DROWN.

BUT NO, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN ONE DROWN.

AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT THERE WITHOUT SWIMMING TO GET HIM.

HEY!

THAT DOG WILL GET HIM.

A GOOD COW DOG'S WORTH FOUR GOOD COWBOYS.

I DON'T IMAGINE DRIVING CATTLE WITHOUT 'EM.

THEY'RE JUST AMAZING.

HEY, WHEN HE COMES OUT GUYS, LET HIM WEAR IT.

DON'T LET HIM HIT THEM WOODS.

CATCHING A BULL OUT IN THE PASTURE, IT'S DANGEROUS.

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A 17 TO 18 POUND BULL.

HEY BULL, HEY BULL, HEY BULL.

BULL CAN RUN YOU OVER,

JERK YOUR HORSE DOWN.

YOUR HORSE COULD SLIP, BREAK A LEG.

YOUR HORSE CAN BREAK HIS LEG, YOU CAN BREAK YOUR LEG.

WHOA!

JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, LEAVE HIM ALONE, DON'T-!

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE BULL JUST TURNED

AND HE COME RIGHT AT MY HORSE.

AND RICO DID NOT WANT ANY PART OF THAT.

AND IT SCARED HIM.

AND...

I COME OFF THE SIDE.

I WASN'T READY FOR IT.

I SHOULD'VE BEEN READY FOR IT, BUT I WASN'T READY FOR IT.

THAT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL

IN THE PASTURE.

WHAT'D HE DO, SPOOK OFF THAT BULL?

I RECKON, MAN, I RECKON.

HE AIN'T NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE.

HE'S PROBABLY SCARED THAT BULL'S GONNA BROADSIDE HIM.

OLD RICO, HE'S KIND OF A SPOOKY HORSE ANYWAYS.

AND THAT BULL COME CHARGING AT HIM.

HE JUST KIND OF...