Sawadikap

Hello?

You worms!

You are right! Your answer is correct...

I know it, you are using my phone again, the credit must be used up!

Chill out! What's up with the knife?

I'm going to cut your carrots to pieces!

Then how are we going to pee? Just let it sip through your pants!

Just kidding, I was cutting some chicken meat.

Hello? Aril? You still there?

Hold on! Hold on!

Hello? Aril? You still there? Hello? Yes, I'm here.

OK, this is the last question for you, get ready!

What are you doing? It's a quiz!

How to greet people in Thai?

A. Sawangan B. Sawahnya C. Sawadikap

Come on, you can do it. Look it up on Google!

I know. I'll count it down!

Nine... What is it, Brian?

My quota is up!

You should've bought more credits!

Eight...

Sis! How do yo greet people in Thai?

Is this live? Yes!

This is the final question!

Seven... This is easy! I'm a cum laude on this!

By bribing. What bribe?

It's sawadikap.

Really? Six...

Hurry up and answer "sawadikap"! Just do it.

Suwa... suwadikap! Sawadikap!

Sa-wa-di-kap! That's right.

Congratulations! You just got yourself a trip for three to Bangkok!

Yeah! We won!

Yeah!

It's too quiet.

Just when we talked about it.

It felt.

I'm wondering if this hotel will fall too.

Come on, Cep. OK.

What are these masks? Nobody's here.

Hello? Hello?

It's not a toy.

Don't be shy, just hit it! Maybe someone will show up...

Damn it.

It almost gave me a heart attack!

Is he a receptionist or what?

He's carrying scissors!

You shouldn't have said that, if he understands, he'll get mad.

He won't, just look at his face!

Where did he show up from? From some anthill, his face looked like one.

Hey, he'll be mad. He doesn't understand!

Watch me, the thing is we have to be confident and put a friendly face.

Stupid... moron...

Your face is so clueless, it's stupid...

Clueless my ass!

Moron.

I told you...

My apologies, these two are too rough when joking around.

Are you guys the quiz winner?

Yes, we are.

I've prepared the room for you.

Well, great!

Room number 1313.

The number is unpleasant.

It's a special room!

The bathroom is... What?

It's inside the room.

So it's exclusive? Exclusive.

VIP? VIP. But the scoop and the tub is outside the room.

What the...

Just kidding.

You want me to take you to your room?

Maybe later, we want to sightsee first. I see.

I have a question, where can we find a gift shop that sells masks like this one?

Sir, you shouldn't take that!

I borrowed it from there.

It's dangerous, it's a Phi Ta Khon mask.

What is Phi Ta Khon?

It's a spirit mask.

So when Phi Ta Khon festival comes, people will march the streets wearing those masks.

Return it! On the march, spirits will come...

...and disguise themselves as one of the people.

You mean, is the festival today?

No, it is already done.

It's safe then.

But it's still dangerous!

The keys! Sure.

My advice, if you are going out, don't be that late.

It won't be enough!

What's wrong with it?

It's dark.

This dude likes to joke around.

Later. Return it!

Bri, return it! Yeah. I'm only borrowing it. It looks good.

You can't, he says no. Okay.

You guys go on ahead, I'm going to put it back.

Come on, Cep.

Don't take too long!

We are losing time!

Wow, this is Thailand, man!

I know, who says we are in Jombang?

Cep, what are they doing?

It's like some sort of tradition, like the one in Bali.

You know about it? It's similar. I see.

Guys, let's find something to eat. I'm hungry.

Let's! But not noodles! It's bad for stomach.

Of course. We are already this far, why are you guys only thinks about eating?

You have just eaten on the flight. Padang rice!

Go back to Sabang if you wanna eat! So what are we going to do?

Party!

Let's find something good to see and some Thai girls!

Let's go!

Let's have fun! Dancing! Dancing!

Just let it go!

Let's have fun go mad!

Let's hug! Hugging! Hugging!

It's sweet.

Hugging! Hugging!

Splash!

It's okay, she soaked me up with love.

Oh my...

Cep! What? You don't wanna get soaked again?

How? Wear this.

This should cover your face.

Why are you bringing that?

That person said that you can't borrow it!

It'll be fine! I'm only borrowing it as a merchandise.

If you want to bring a merch, bring a better thing it's so creepy that you'll make a kid cry with it.

It's far better that the ones in Jakarta!

Okay, okay, let's just have fun go mad!

Have fun!

What? Look at that.

What about her? She's my prey.

New target? I can feel it, she's the one.

What? The one. Huh? The one, you deaf!

What one?

You haven't tried anything.

Watch me in action.

Let's action in Thai.

Good luck!

What is he talking about?

I don't know, he said some sort of "action".

Sawadikap!

Sawadika.

Dark! It's dark in here!

Minus lamp! No light!

Name, what's your name? What is your name?

Nana. Nana! I'm Ocep!

Hey, I want to introduce you to my friend.

Come, come. Follow me.

This is my friend.

Hi! Hello!

Sawadika.

Hi! I'm Brian. Nana.

This is my friend.

Aril.

Excuse me, I wanna go. Where?

Toilet.

See? Look at that.

What are you going to do? Just have fun.

He's a dork. For real.

Let him be, maybe he'll hit the mark. Yes.

It's still counts as international, right?

Let's action in Thai!

I will make all the girls crazy for me!

Huh?

I think I know her.

Nana?

Why is she here?

Goddamn it! Is she a girl or a drag?

Hi! What the... I'm outta here! I'm scared.

She's pretty! Huh?

Look at her!

Hey! She-man!

What? What's wrong?

Nana! She-man!

I'm borrowing it! Nana is a she-man!

Nana is a she-man? Later!

Nana is a she-man? He means a drag?

Ocep!

Ocep? Ocep!

Ocep!

This is not good!

If she catches me, I'm done!

Where should I go?

I'll just wear that.

Damn! Why is there anyone putting it here?

Luckily there's no one saw it.

I guess I'm clear.

First day in Thai and a drag is on me.

Just my luck.

I have to piss.

I guess I'll do it here before it's too late.

I'll just keep wearing this so she won't recognize me in case she comes back.

What a relief.

Excuse me!

Sorry!

I don't see you, you sit in front of me.

I think he doesn't understand.

I'm sorry.