Easy Money (老表發錢寒)

"Get a new job..."

There's a cleaning job here.

The working hours are 8.00am to midnight.

Cleanliness freaks are considered first. The monthly salary is $2300.

Hurry up and call them!

Are you crazy? The pay is so low!

I'm not asking you to apply for the job!

I'm telling you to call the boss and tell him to go to hell!

Here's another one. Looking for men twenty-five to thirty-five years old.

You must look decent, have no bad habits, have a fit body...

and you must be certified healthy by a doctor.

- To be a gigolo? - What gigolo?

What's wrong with being a gigolo? It's well-paying and an easy job!

What are you talking about? They're looking for a salesman!

Salesman?

The first trick to becoming a successful salesman...

always put on a smile!

I'm coming... Who are you looking for?

Auntie, you're very lucky today. I'm...

Robbery!

I followed what's written in the book. I put on my best smile.

Sir, good morning. I'm a sales representative...

for Unscrupulous Vacuum Cleaner Company.

Can I have a minute of your time?

Come in.

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't worry! Our vacuum cleaner will clean up this mess in one minute!

If not, I'll lick your floor clean!

- You can start licking now. - Why?

The electricity in my house has been cut off today.

I'm sorry... thank you.

This looks usable, don't waste it.

Get ready... Who are you looking for?

Miss, good morning. I'm a sales representative...

for Unscrupulous Toy Company.

Congratulations! You're the one millionth customer of our company!

So we have a present for you! It's totally free!

- It's free? Why don't you come in? - I'll only need a bit of your time.

- Let me go and answer the call first. - Sure, please go ahead.

Kids, you're playing?

Kids, where is the uncle?

Uncle is in the toilet.

I see, go back to your seats now.

Teacher, let us sing a song for you.

"Snow White has seven dwarfs."

"Snow White sleeps with all seven of them."

"The seven dwarfs have seven hard rods."

"And they all pretend to sleep with Snow White in the cave."

Who taught you this song?

Him!

Why is she looking at me with such a horny look?

Is she interested in me?

It's a misunderstanding...

"The death of salesman."

Please help to save them! Please donate generously!

They lost their homes. They are very pitiful.

They are homeless because of this natural disaster.

- Thank you... - Uncle, there's a cop!

Let's run...

Let's see how much money we've collected in the donation box.

Donation box...

- Didn't you take it? - Didn't you take it?

I'm going to strangle you to death! How could you lose the box?

I want it...

What you want is right here.

Lads, ten dollars for three flavours, do you want it?

We only charge five dollars for six flavours, with free rice too!

Scumbags!

It's good to be a woman, you just need to lie on the bed to get money.

It's better to be a woman.

- Manager, please excuse me. - Stop blocking me.

- Do you think you're transparent? - I'm sorry.

Take it off...

She's coming out...

She's so hot! What's wrong with you?

Why are you playing your Game Boy instead of looking at her?

Take it off...

I can't see it either?

I know what I can do!

She's still wearing her panties and bra?

You always lied to me saying you would strip everything!

Darn it, I must teach you a lesson.

She's jumping!

Go to hell!

You're still not down yet? I'll make you go down!

I don't believe I can't make you fall.

Good...

I'll get you this time!

Get ready to watch her naked!

You cheated us!

I'll see how you will settle this!

It's all right, all of you want to see me naked, right?

Yes!

Since all of you are so happy today, fine, I'll do it!

I'll strip now.

I thought I could see a little bit this time, but I'm disappointed again.

Soso...

What's the matter?

What's wrong with you? I hired you to perform a striptease.

But you never strip everything, you're so unprofessional.

I'm doing the right thing, manager. This is called the mysterious effect.

If I strip everything off, they will grow tired of watching me.

You'll no longer have any customers then.

Soso, but you're always making them disappointed...

they might get mad at you and might even hurt you.

I'm doing this for your own good.

And today is my birthday.

- Today is your birthday? - Yes.

Then why don't you marry me?

Marry you?

I'll be your wife, and it's all right for you to see me naked.

Other men have watched your whole body except your private parts.

You men like to watch other men's wives stripping...

but you won't allow your wife to strip!

Stop preaching to me. If you still don't strip everything next time...

I'll hire another woman to replace you!

Fine, you just want to see me naked, right? I'll show you!

You're so lousy.

I'm so hungry, do we have anything to eat?

- Biscuit! Give it to me... - No...

- Let go of me! No... - I'm starving...

Jam? Great...

I've something to eat now!

Jam? Give it to me...

Give it to me...

I found it! Don't snatch it away!

Let go of me! I'm not giving it to you!

- Let go of me... - Give it to me...

No! Let go of me!

Our jam! It's gone...

I'm bleeding?

Don't waste it...

Don't open the door. Boss Ho might be here to collect debt from us.

He said he would kill us if we can't pay him!

- Uncle, what should we do? - Take a peek and see who it is.

Hey, handsome boy, open the door.

It's a sexy woman.

A sexy woman?

She must be looking for me!

Brother Ho...

Uncle, what should we do now?

How would I know?

I knew you brats wouldn't open the door to me.

Luckily I brought her along with me.

Brother Ho, you're great, you're so smart.

- Let's talk things over slowly... - All right.

Brother Ho, I heard that you're a very reasonable man.

Let's look at this loan agreement. He signed his name here.

And the guarantor is him.

I'm here just to visit my friends, so I've nothing to do with this.

You can find them if there's anything. I'm leaving now.

Shu Kwong, are you really so despicable?

This is not about morals, this is about survival instinct.

That's all, bye!

- Please excuse me... - Where do you think you're going?

It's nothing to do with me. I'm just here to visit my friends.

He signed his name, right?

- That's right... - And the guarantor is him?

But you're the one who used the money!

- I think I did use a little... - Really?

So you're starting to remember it now?

Darn you! We only owe you money! Do you want to kill us?

If you want us to pay today, we don't have any money now!

I'm not scared of you!

- That's right! - You can take our lives if you want.

I'm sorry...

You darn brat! I told you not to treat Brother Ho with disrespect!

You're such a moron, Brother Ho is a good guy.

- Brother Ho, please spare my life. - You used a knife to threaten me?

How outdated could you be?

You must be tired of living...

Uncle, are you all right?

Are you all right?

You darn idiot! How could you shoot me?

It's all your fault, everything was fine just now.

But you shot Brother Ho with a gun for no reason.

No, I didn't do it...

I know it! You want to kill Brother Ho so you can take over his position!

- No... - How dare you!

No wonder he volunteered to hold the gun just now!

You darn brat! How dare you betray me!

I'm going to kill him! Go after him!

Stop right there!

Brother Ho, don't be so mad. Should I call an ambulance for you?

No, I'll go see a doctor myself.

I'm a person who values loyalty.

Fine, I'll give you a chance.

If you still don't pay up next time, I'll really chop you into pieces.

Thank you for not chopping me up, Brother Ho.

- I'm leaving now. Bye. - Bye.

Brother Ho, be careful. Watch your steps carefully.

See you next time, bye!

Why are we so lucky today?

Of course! It's my birthday today! Don't you remember, Uncle?

- I'll buy you an egg tart then. - Only an egg tart?

Lad, here's a one hundred-dollar note.

But I decided to give you only eighty dollars, do you have change?

- Yes! - Are you out of your mind?

We must be compassionate.

I despise you!