Mary Chris Max

Here.

It's a small Christmas present for you, Mary.

Thank you.

We'll fill the room with a Christmas feeling.

It is very nice of you.

I appreciate it.

Did you bring the Christmas tree?

I don't know.

So I can decorate the tree.

I did not.

Do you have some in the house?

I don't think so.

I can search the house.

Yes, please.

Here.

You can use these.

Welcome back.

Today we have a special treat in store for you.

We have multi Grammy country singer Daniel

Hey, everybody.

Hey, hey, merry Christmas.

Margaret.

Oh my God. - Oh my God.

Are you a big hit to the eyes

Woo wee, am I lucky.

Look at her guys.

Oh my gosh.

Hella lucky can I be.

Aw, thank you.

Thank you for having me here.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you.

- Oh my goodness. Woo. - Woo.

- Okay, well- - Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Are you feeling a little Noel.

Festive here.

We're gonna make a little bit of desserts for the holiday.

Not only are you my secret crush,

but I learned to cook watching your show.

Can you believe that, people?

Me?

Yes, watching your show.

- I mean, I tune in. - Oh my.

People say, what do you do,

you know when you're hanging around back in the?

I watch you.

Whoa.

Oh, you are a charmer.

It's true.

Okay, okay.

So, hey, what are you doing for the holidays?

Oh, I just signed an NDA,

a non-disclosure room for a big budget movie,

but I can't talk about that.

But it's in the future.

So right now I'm just kinda hanging around, you know?

Oh, very nice, so no plans?

No working, no.

Well, I'm gonna go see the family.

In fact, I've got a flight to California tonight.

- Tonight? - Tonight.

You realize how crowded those airports are there.

Insane right now, right?

Look, you know, I'm not a guy to go trash

packing a Samsonite and standing in line at the TSA.

No.

I chartered a private jet, so.

Of course, lucky you.

And speaking of Grammys.

Yes, I got a great story.

I've been wanting to tell this story.

Oh, please, please do.

I was going to tell at the Grammys, you know,

I win the Grammy for my new song, "I'll make the living

if you'll make the living worth while."

You know? - Wow. That's right.

I mean, it's a beautiful.

Everybody says, everybody asks me,

where did you come up with that name "I'll make the living."

I got 54 years ago before my wife and I got.

And so we could go out tonight.

No, we stay inside.

Please.

You think I forgot how you escaped last Christmas?

This was long time ago.

I promise I won't do this again.

Today's Christmas Eve.

Okay.

Take this.

What is this?

Something to help relax and still enjoy the evening.

Do I really have to?

Take it.

I can't believe we're here on Christmas.

Another year Christmas.

Working.

This is crazy.

This has got to change.

It's just pathetic.

You are not gonna believe what I did.

What?

Remember that site you sent me to?

Yeah, the dating site.

Yeah, on the computer.

Yeah.

I never did anything like that in my life, but I tried it.

Did you meet a guy?

I did.

And?

Well, I saw someone who was really handsome.

Yeah.

Well, two.

Did you go out with him last night?

Well, we didn't.

We had a long conversation first

and I was really nervous, but it looked good,

and I thought, well, I'll take a chance

'cause we're going to meet in a public place.

Okay, where did you go?

We went to that new little Italian restaurant.

Yes, I love it.

Oh, it's so good.

I have this combination with all the little Italian foods.

Yeah.

- And the cannoli also. - Wow.

And he had, oh, I don't know what he ate,

but he just kept eating and eating, eating.

I said, well, this guy has a healthy appetite.

Guys eat so much.

I just don't understand.

Oh my goodness.

It was fun.

But then you are not gonna believe what happened.

What?

I don't think I'm ready.

Would you mind ordering to go?

Your pills starts working and I barely feel my legs.

Oh really?

You're too skinny.

I should have given you half a pill.

Coffee and pie would be nice.

Don't go anywhere.

I was mortified.

I didn't know what to do.

I was embarrassed.

You didn't pay, did you?

I did.

Why?

Because I didn't know what to do.

I've been out of this for a very long time.

Can't find a nice guy anymore.

Really can't.

Maybe that's where you gotta have to go.

Yeah.

There is my Christmas present now.

Sorry to be complaining all day.

Well, if you're not going to

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't need that.

I got this.

Ooh.

Good evening. Merry Christmas.

Good evening.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, come here.

Come here, please.

Hi, could you please gimme this key?

I know how it looks like we have role playing

with my sugar daddy and he just drop a key.

Please gimme this key.

Maybe next time I could be your sugar daddy.

Maybe next time.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

It's quiet tonight.

Families usually spend Christmas at home.

What can I get you tonight?

Or do you need more time?

No, I think I'm ready.

I think a couple cups of coffee, please.

And a slice of pie.

Apple or cherry?

I don't know. Just pie.

It's not for me.

Is it for your spouse?

No, it's for my daughter.

Well, you know what, we actually have a Christmas special

going on today and it's buy one, get one,

so no need to choose.

I'll pack both for you.

It sounds like a plan.

I'll be right back.

See what the old man's doing.

Grandpa, you mean?

Yeah, we should get him a present.

He saved us a bunch of money in rent.

Yeah, you got that.