Minnie’s Midnight Massacre

Come on!

She's getting away!

Hurry.

Guys, wait up.

Not so fast after all, huh?

What should we do with her?

Little freak.

Minnie-Winnie.

I say we hang her from the flagpole

and then we dump our stuff in the street.

Guys.

What's the matter, Will?

You wanna be friends with the teeny weenie freak show?

No, I just

Grab her bag.

No.

No.

No.

Pick her up and put her in the shelter.

No!

Let go of me!

Well,

what are you waiting for?

I said, what are you waiting for?

Get in.

Evie, that's enough.

Shut up, Will!

Do you wanna go in there with a little rat?

Be my guest.

I'm not gonna tell you again.

Get in.

I'll tell you what,

you get in there and we'll leave you alone.

All of us,

forever.

You won't.

There's only one way to find out, right?

Go on.

Quick, lock her in.

Let me out!

Let me out of here, please!

Let me out!

Let me out!

Get me out of here!

Get me out!

Someone, get me out!

Somebody help!

Please!

Let me out!

Let me out!

Get me out of here!

Let me out!

Let me out!

Please, let me out!

Let me out of here, please!

Let me out.

Let me out!

Let me out, please!

Let me out!

Please!

Let me out!

He said, "Wow."

Hey, Evie, remember that one time, awhile ago,

at that lookout where you fell?

Oh, shut up.

Don't talk about that anymore.

Oh, I'm gonna talk about it.

Poor memory.

I have to get out of this car, Will.

Ugh, it's hot.

Where are we?

God, Will, I'm so cooped up in there.

Yeah.

For real, Will, how much longer?

No long.

You said

"not long," like a super long time ago.

Well, I did say we were in the middle of nowhere, right?

Yeah, but I thought that was like a figure of speech.

Nope.

Well, we have officially entered the dead zone.

Yep, I got nothing.

Me either.

Well, this weekend was supposed

to be about disconnecting, right?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, guys.

Huh?

This would make an awesome picture.

Yeah?

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on!

- Ah, keep hitting me. - Let's go.

Okay.

Oh yeah, this looks great.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let me help you down.

- Yeah. - Got it?

Just a few rocks.

Okay.

- Okay. - There we go.

Okay.

Will,

can you take a picture of just us girls?

What about me?

We'll do yours separate, here.

Sure.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Perfect.

All right, everybody ready?

Yes.

Smile on three.

One.

Two.

Did you get it?

Will, earth to Will, the photo.

Yeah, yeah, we're all set.

Okay.

What's wrong?

Nothing, why?

Okay.

What's with the look all over you face?

What look?

I don't have a look.

All right.

Well, here, let's get one of just you.

Come.

No, no, I think I'm good.

We should probably get back on the road.

Okay.

Sorry.

Did you get up okay?

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm just hungry anyway. - He's being weird.

I just wanna get to the cabin before the sun goes down.

He is weird.

What?

Okay.

Ta-da.

- Ha, ta-da. - Ooh.

This is what I'm talking about.

Ha, wow.

What?

- Wow. - What do you think?

Will,

I thought you said we were camping.

Glamping.

It's kind of like camping, but you know, for millennials.

This is awesome.

Sure as hell beats a tent.

No joke, good job, Will.

- Yeah. - Uh-huh.

Well, owner left the key for us.

So, I say we get inside,

pick out rooms, start talking about dinner.

Hell yeah, I'm starved.

I call dibs on a king bed.

Key's under the mat.

I'll get the luggage.

Don't worry about me, I'm good, I got it.

I'll get it all.

Oh, whoa, oh.

Hello?

Will.

Jesus, Evie, you scared the shit out me.

Fuck.

Little jumpy there, Will.

What gives?

Nothing, nothing.

I just thought I saw something.

Like what?

Probably just an animal.

How's the house?

Oh, it's awesome.

- Yeah? - I just came to get my bag.