Night Gallery

a very hearty welcome to night gallery

and to a collection of art not found in

your average museum these are paintings

which represent life but occasionally

death as well case in point this canvas

here a bedroom but with all the cheer

and warmth of a crypt beneath the paint

in the patina has an ingredient called

jealousy color at a monstrous green and

call the picture room with a view

good morning

six minutes late making a total lateness

27 minutes and nine seconds for the week

so far all this information I'm

including in my will so your next

patient who have the proper

recommendations Oh mr. B you so fussy

isn't it a fantastic day fantastic

I hope I never lived to see another like

200 have you taken your pill yet yes oh

you have not come on here we go

nice still water full of germs bacteria

to finish off an old man I'll get some

fresh I guess I'm not a very good

nursing hey you're a pretty girl you got

other interests I understand you say to

yourself I'll be nice for a while the

work is easy the food is good so I'll

save a little money till I get married

you know that's just what I said to

myself when dr. Holmes offered me this

job

you're very smart you know that mr. B

thank you you get over you get smart

tell me you bet big Charles but I'll

change mr. V that's a very personal

question to ask a girl so I'm asking a

personal question

why not I'm the perfect confident I

don't speak to more than two people in

the day especially as doctor wouldn't

even let me have a telephone by the bed

so I could call my broker once in a

while so give me a little gossip

it's like telling a secret to a cat

what's your lover like mr. B a

prospective husband is one thing but a

lover is something else I can't imagine

what you must think of me I think you're

a nice girl but nice girls today a

little different than nice girls fifty

years ago after all you're only a few

years younger than my wife and I know

that men like to look at her so I know

they like to look at you too

only today don't stop with the looks but

your wife is beautiful really she's one

of the most stunning women I've ever

seen good for a lot of pleasure I'll get

out of it so tell me about your lover

well it's really not definite yet I mean

we haven't set the date or anything yes

but you won't tell me because you're

afraid I'll fire you before you're ready

to leave oh no no really mr. B so you

haven't picked the day of the week but

the month you've decided believe me when

I tell you I understand these things

so what month I'm guessing you decided

on June but you're settling for July did

you know that maybe I'm the middle of

July when a certain muscular chauffeurs

getting a vacation now hurry agonize i

watch I think I add things up what else

I got to do it like that

easy gentler than he looks see your

fiance Oh

oh he's wonderful really yes oh you

can't tell because you don't know him

but if you ever just spend time with

them and sad talk to him I'm looking

forward like to exchange views on Kovac

singlet I'm very concerned about it oh

really Vic is very intelligent I don't

doubt it make sure he's got a few other

virtues too a bad marriage is the

biggest mistake in life you've got to

know what kind of package or get it just

don't settle for the wrapping

go away good morning all

how's our patient this morning Carol

staple no this is too hard I don't know

why you put up with him for the money

just like you has he had his blue pill

yet yes no I was just going to get some

water

this is fine he only takes a swallow

open wide now I can still hold a pill in

the glass of stale water you don't even

look like a nice where you're going all

dressed up like the college girl just

into town to do a little shopping Oh Vic

has your car already you polished it

this morning and it looks just like new

I'm sure it does - it's not shiny enough

buy another one

you know I was thinking of doing just

that but I thought I'd wait until you're

up and around again then we'll get one

of those little sports cars and take

long drives together

I can late but if you know you start

without me

you don't even deserve that much of the

best of it if he stays this grouchy

don't even talk to him it'll serve him

right I'll be back early I'll be here

like the dog case you forgot something

yeah mr. Bree you know you're terribly

in love with your wife who wouldn't be

I wish I could wear slacks like that do

your husband a favor wear them before

you get married

Oh Vic wouldn't mind he hasn't got a

jealous bone in his body

oh he likes it when other men look at me

and how do you feel about him looking at

other women oh I don't mind I mean after

all it's only natural isn't it I don't

know how we ever get started talking

about this again no you're really

terrible mr. B let an old man have a

little pleasure by talking what else can

I do

so Vic he's got a lot of experience with

women huh

it's not even his doing either I mean we

were at a bar a few weeks ago and this

woman she was drunk but still she just

came right over sat down on Vic's lap

and she started running her fingers

through his hair though nothing I mean

what could he do he just laughed then

pretended it was a joke

he's lucky for the woman that her date

pulled her away well she would have

ended up like better

oh I didn't know you knew about that oh

I'm really sorry about it but I was just

going to the kitchen to get my lunch and

she had her arms around Vic and I guess

I saw red so I I didn't see it but from

what I understand she didn't look so

pretty anymore I'm really sorry about it

if there had been a knife around or

something I don't know what I would have

done I don't usually have a temper

except when it comes to Vic your

jealousy is very understandable you have

to fight the hang on to what Rahab you

don't think Vic loves me less because of

it do you he probably loves you more men

are like this well I'm tired ah I think

I'll try asleep for the viola that's a

good idea I brought a new book to read

it's really different it's all about

this French woman who makes a fool of a

lot of kings listen before you start

give em a little favor

I will do it myself now please I keep it

in case of burglars but it's been so

long since it's been cleaned I'm not

sure if it works so give it to Vic ask

him to look at all oh sure oh hey it's

ly I always thought guns wait about 20

pounds so woman's gone if a women an old

man never be careful it's loaded

I would take the bullets out for you but

I'm afraid I don't know how these things

work I'll be careful now you just try

and get some sleep in the meantime I

will

and you take your time with your fiancee

I think the Sun come a minute that he's

catching a nap sometimes he's so lazy

why don't you sneak up on him and

surprised well if he doesn't I'll just

tell me was your idea

good morning sir

sounds like a car backfiring shall I

butter your toaster no thank you

there are still some things I can do for

myself Charles

for your approval now a painting which

has to do with time not the brief

moments left to our culprits in the

previous story their years of

imprisonment were my nudity fragments

compared to the time we talk of in this

picture we talk centuries now and what