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I feel bad saying this, I do,

but Coleen's makeup, it just -- it looks terrible.

Oh, my God!

I think so, too!

And when is the last time she put on blue eye shadow?

I don't know. Our prom, maybe?

Well, I wouldn't know. I wasn't asked to prom.

It's been 22 years.

I think we gotta let this one go.

I'm trying.Guys...

There you are.

Coleen's hair is next-level bad.

I haven't seen her wear it like this since our prom.

I --Jodie, you're gonna have to get over it.

She's trying. I think we should say something.

There are girls from high school out there.

Col's gotta look hot... so they'll be mad.

Amy: I think I made her eye shadow worse,

if that's possible.

Jodie: I can't believe she's gone.

She made everything better.

What are we gonna do without her?

You know, of the four of us, I really --

I really did think you'd be the first to go, Amy.

You know, with all the -- The artificial sweeteners

and smoking all those years, the drinking, the pills,

the gluten, the jaywalking.

I'm so sorry. I promise, I will be next.

Coleen would really like that.

Metallic bronze eye shadow, hair loose and messy,

light denim jumpsuit, unless it's winter --

I am rethinking the jumpsuit.

I think it's a little too causal for a coffin.

Well, this is going in the will for now.

You're the greatest husband, Henry.

Dan will end up just...

pouring me in a jar with his mother.

Alright. I gotta get to work.

Okay. Uh, you gonna be okay?

Yeah. Maybe in about five years.

It's gonna be okay.

I love you.

Bye, Jodie.

Hey, this is our prom s--

Everyone missed you. Don't think that they didn't.

You're very missed.

Sorry, that was the hospital again.

Can't even day drink at my best friend's funeral

without getting interrupted.

You didn't talk about the baby's hair without me, did you?

Oh, it was as bad as Coleen's.

Coleen never would have let someone

use hairspray on her toddler.

She was the best mother.

She spent every waking moment with that kid.

It was like, where Coleen ended,

Lila began.

Okay. I get it.

You guys think I'm a terrible mother.

No.

I work long hours.

I can't be home.

You produce a morning cooking show.

You get off at 1:00 every day.

Yeah, that is true,

but it is a very high-stress job, okay?

And I need time to decompress before I go home,

before they go to bed.

I want to be with my kids. I do.

I love my kids. I just --

I inherited the maternal instincts

of a corn chip.

You know what, and if I didn't know

that she was in Florida at a different bar right now,

Well, now you're insulting corn chips.

Someday, I am gonna go home, and I am gonna be a mother.

Amy, if Coleen's death has taught us anything,

it's that we don't know how much time we have left.

And have a hair and makeup plan in place.

Oh, Amy does. It's almost in her will.

You know, 'cause I'm next.

Seriously. It's okay.

Someday is now.

We have to live our best lives now.

Which is why I am getting back in shape

and seeing a trainer.

I-I pay in cash so that Dan doesn't know.

You know the only weight you have to lose is Dan.

Damn it.

It's work. I'm not even on call today.

I hate my life.

Somebody better be lying in a pool of blood.

Oh, good. Good.

She's a doctor.

Sarah, guess what.

I am going straight home from work today.

Okay?

I was thinking of Coleen.

And the whole "someday is now" of it all,

and I have a chance that she didn't have.

So, I'm gonna be a really good mom.

In the afternoons.

Scary, huh? Wow.

I mean, I thought I had big news.

I just quit medicine.

Yours is way better than mine.

What do you mean you quit medicine?

I was in the ER this morning

at the end of an 18-hour shift,

and all I could think about was the burrito that

I left in the doctors lounge in the microwave.

Ooh, what kind?

Egg white, avocado, vegan cheese.

You'd hate it.

Anyway, I get back to the microwave after my surgery,

and someone has eaten half of my burrito

and just left the other half just --

Just sitting there, like an animal.

And that was my breaking point.

I-I-I couldn't do it anymore.

I-I grabbed my stuff, and I peaced out.

You couldn't have just bought another burrito?

It wasn't about the burrito, Amy.

It was about everything

that I've given up for medicine --

My -- my -- my 20s, my 30s, my marriage.

You know that my absence drove Diana

into the arms of her acupuncturist.

Well, I think she drove herself.

It did -- No, it did. It drove her.

This is why I told you

not to give all your money to Diana in the divorce,

because what if you had a psychotic break,

which is what you're having right now.

I have never been better.

I am going to get another job.

A fun one.

You can't. You are a doctor.

Not anymore.

You're so tight.

Am I hurting you?

It's good.

I like it.

Alright. Let's go slow.

Hey, did you lose weight?

2 1/4 pounds.

I'm doing intermittent fasting, like you said.

And now with the high-intensity interval training,

you're gonna be building some lean muscle mass.

I'm telling you, you're gonna be back

in your skinny jeans before you know it.

You -- You're gonna look so freaking hot.

I'm already in them.

Oh, my God.

Well, when you get home, you gotta send me a picture.

Today?

Not in a couple weeks?

You're funny.

Meet me over by the mini trampoline.

I'm gonna grab you some water.

Nobody gets me water at home.

I find that very hard to believe.

Okay.

Oh, that's a lot.

Mm, mnm-mnm.

Maybe someday is tomorrow.

Uh, hi.

How's it going with the kids?

Or did you change your mind about going home

and you're headed to Mexico?

Nope.

I'm almost there. I'm almost home, yeah.

What, are you checking up on me?

You didn't think I was actually gonna go home, or --

No.

Can't a guy call his wife

and ask if she's run off to Mexico?

Yeah. No, you sure can.

But we are -- I am -- is all good.

I am ready to mother.

Aaah!

What the hell happened?

I'm -- I'm home.

Hi -- Hi, Luke.

Mommy's home in the daytime!

Are you not feeling well?

What? No. I'm good.

I just wanted to see my children, so --

Hi, Jules.

Hi! Oh, yes.

See? Okay. This is great.

Gloria, you can -- you can take off.

I'll -- I'll pay you, of course.

You never come home before I have the kids

bathed, fed, and in bed.

Well, I wouldn't -- I wouldn't say never.