Entourage

Were you going to say goodbye?

Yeah, I was going to call you tonight. I swear.

Should I come visit you in New York?

Can you? That'd be great.

- Really? - Yeah, really.

I gotta go. The guys are waiting.

Give Philly a kiss for me.

I can't believe you remembered my dog's name.

It's my favorite terrier.

Let's hit it.

E, remind me to call Charlotte, also. She'll kill me if I don't say goodbye.

- You should call Jamie, too. - I know.

Make a list so you don't forget anyone.

- That's what I do. - That's a good idea.

- E, make me a list? - Turtle, make a list.

You know Vince can't read my handwriting.

- God! You're useless. - Says you.

- Did you cancel the newspapers? - You gotta tell me first.

You gotta learn to anticipate, Turtle.

There's a chain of command.

I'm a soldier. I wait for orders.

He's right.

What happened to your delegation skills?

You had 10 waiters underneath you. Can't you handle one little Turtle?

Instead of being an asshole, you should be pissed at him.

My life is too good to be worried about shit like this.

So where are we at with Scarlett Johansson?

- Where are we at? - Yes. Where are we at?

I told you to hook me up with her.

I told you I don't know her.

Find her. If I had your job, it'd been done already.

Scarlett Jo?

I had a little Lost In Translation moment myself...

when I was doing that TNT movie Summerfall.

Isolated from the rest of the world...

just me and this little beauty, Lauren Jennings.

They shot that movie in Pasadena.

Yeah, but I didn't have a car.

Back in the real world...

Vince, are we gonna throw a going-away party?

Vince, we got to do something crazy.

Wahlberg spent $500,000 on his bash...

before he left for The Italian Job.

Wahlberg made $10 million for that movie.

Vince is making $60,000 before taxes and commissions.

I don't understand why you couldn't get me more.

I don't make your deals, Vince.

Can I run with this party, Vince?

- E? - I'm not running with it.

Run, Turtle. Run.

Who you gonna invite to the party, E? Emily or Kristen?

I say invite them both. Let them duke it out in a steel-cage match, winner takes all.

My money's on Kristen. She'll knock the crap out of Emily.

I don't know. I saw Emily at Tae-Bo.

She was looking pretty feisty. What do you think, E?

I think you guys are assholes.

Come on, man, it'd be hot.

I like cute little Emily.

- Then again, Kristen looks... - Shut up, Drama.

Jesus.

Vince, who would you rather bang, Kristen or Emily?

Don't answer that, Vince.

- Honestly? - Yeah.

I kinda like them both.

E, you should feel good.

Movie star Vince Chase would bang both your broads.

I do. I feel really blessed.

Three months in New York. What's wrong with that, right?

It's not all it's cracked up to be, though.

Running errands, sitting on the set, getting coffee? I'm not into it.

I put this fucking movie together. I get treated like a glorified gofer.

You know, when I went to the reunion, people would come up to me and say:

"So what are you doing?" And I'd say, "I'm Vince's guy."

Are you here to talk about business?

No, I'm here to talk about us.

It's kinda the same thing, right?

No, not to me it isn't. You know what your problem is?

No, but I have a feeling you do. So tell me.

You are addicted to Vince.

Great. More textbook psychobabble. Come on, let's hear it.

When you're around him, you feel great.

But when you're not, you go through withdrawal...

and you talk about quitting all the time. Classic addiction symptoms.

So, what, this is all my fault?

No. I think you're both fucked-up codependents.

What about us? What are we?

We're a couple.

Maybe we're not.

No, really, I'm just completely disgusted.

You call me and say we're going to go to the game on the 21st.

I'm waiting for your phone call. I call your office.

I don't get a call back. Then I turn on the TV...

and I see you sitting next to Vin Diesel.

- So what the hell is that? - I told Emily to call you.

She didn't call you. She fucked up. My Blackberry was broken.

Wait a second, I called her, okay?

She gave you that message, and you never called me back.

I was gonna go to the game with you. I told Emily that we were gonna be late.

Okay? I went to go talk to Vin.

He's got an 18-wheeler with equipment and going crazy.

They're making power shakes.

He's got the fucking crazy glasses on.

I don't know what's happening.

- I told Emily to call you. - What language are you talking?

You thought... Is this an excuse?

- I don't know what you're talking about. - It's exactly what happened.

I still don't know. You're talking Chinese.

I'm not talking Chinese.

Larry, how you doing? Good to see you, pal.

- Johnny Drama. - Yeah. Remember me?

- Yeah, how you doing? - Hey, Ari.

Hey.

- This whole thing? - You like that?

- You don't like it? - It's okay.

- How's the show going? Good? - Yeah.

Any good parts in there?

- Maybe. - That's great.

So, we will speak, and I will take you to a game.

- Okay. All right. - All right?

- Bye, Lar. - Larry, let's talk.

Don't ever fucking harass a real client again.

I know the guy.

Ari! Come on.

There he is. Johnny!

Sorry I'm late.

- How you doing, you good? - Yeah.

Why don't you come back to the office?

Just tell me the deal's done.

Basically, they don't have enough money to pay for your flight.

Or your room.

Per diem?

I know you're excited about this movie. It's a good little part.

But here's the thing.

I got you an audition for a guest-starring role in a pilot.

- A pilot that's all but on the air. - Yeah, what's it called?

Minneapolis.

Don Johnson...

playing William Peterson, playing David Caruso...

playing the Gary Sinise role.

Sounds great.

It's like $10,000, plus first-class airfare and expenses.

- To Minneapolis. - No, it shoots in Vancouver.

Now, the dates conflict with Queens Boulevard...

and there's no flexibility.

Shit. When it rains, it pours.

Do you think I got a shot at this?

You're Johnny Drama.

You always got a shot.

When I played that cokehead stoolie on Miami Vice...

I remember right after a take, Don Johnson said, "Nice job, kid."

- Or was it the black guy? - What's the pay?

A lot more than Queens Boulevard.

Plus first-class accommodations, fat per diem.

That's a tough choice.

What are you saying? No, it's not.

Look, I'll tell you what. I'll put you up in New York, and I'll double your per diem.

My baby brother's not putting me up anywhere.

Come on, Drama. New Jack City.

Room service, escorts.

Everybody knows the best whores in the country are in Vancouver.

- Vancouver ain't the country. - You know what I'm saying, jackass.

There's no money to stay in a hotel, Turtle.

What?

I can't be bringing girls back to my mom's house.

- The walls are paper thin. - You ain't making them scream anyway.

What if I pay my own way?

Yeah? How you gonna do that? You gonna sell a kidney?

The going-away party. We can charge $10 a head to get in.

- You wanna promote the going-away party? - Interesting.

Come on, Vince, I'll make us a boatload of money, all right?

You get 10% of the door...

and a prime table surrounded by all the hotties in L.A.

- All you got to do is just smile. - He doesn't need 10% of the door.

Yes, he does, after you got him the shitty deal.

I told you, I didn't make his fucking deal.

Vince, override this guy.

E, come on. It's a party.

It'll make Turtle feel good about himself if he earns a little cash.

Yes. It'll boost my self-esteem.

What do you say?

Yeah, whatever.

Knock it out, Turtle.

What's the movement on Scarlett Johansson?

You know what, Vince? I'm not your pimp.

If you want Scarlett Johansson's number, get it yourself.

What did I say?

Yo, mofos, check this out.

Ready?

Tobey Maguire's house.

Bang, Spidey!

What's better, Taggert or Taggert?

What?

Taggert or Taggert?

- The first one. - Damn. Really?

Yeah. Thanks a lot, man.

No problem.

Viking Quest, right?

Yeah, that's me.

I knew it.

Do you think I can get a signed picture for my wall?