Killer Vacation (Últimas Férias)

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Help!

Somebody help me!

KILLER VACATION

1. WATERLINE

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I need everyone here to give 200%.

7 DAYS AGO

We're gonna be fucking champions. But these guys are good.

So, Luiz, watch out for number six.

You know him. He's smooth. Stay on him.

Don't worry, Captain. It's the ball or him.

That's the fucking energy I want!

Eric, look for me. I'll be there.

Let's do a one-two pass. We've got this.

Just pass the fucking ball.

Damn right. Damn right.

Marcos. Marcos!

-Watch our backs. -Don't worry, I've got it fucking covered.

Let's go, team. Let's fucking go!

- -Where's the energy?

-Let's go! - Get in, get in.

-Let's fucking go. Come on, damn it! -

Do you guys know the difference between winners and champions?

It's that champions never fucking lose.

So let's destroy these fucking guys.

-Let's be champions! -

Sharks! Sharks! Sharks!

- Let's go! -

- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go! - Let's go.

Come on. This fucking game is yours.

Oxycodone

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There you are, Bruno! You ready?

-Born ready, Júlio. - That's what I like to hear.

I won't wish you good luck, because we don't need it.

-No, we don't. -I've got something to tell you.

The national team's coach is out there.

- He's watching the game with me. -

-Seriously? -Seriously.

-No pressure. - Okay.

-Go on, then. - On my way.

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Let's go!

Still getting hickies, really?

This is from warm-up, Ana.

From warm-up!

Where's Malu?

- Huh, Inês? Where's Malu? -Huh?

I don't know. Shouldn't she be here?

"Remained on the table all night."

"Cathy sat up late, having a world of things to order

-for the reception." - Malu! You're still here?

- What? -It's game time, honey.

-I'm on the bench. -No, Natália sprained her ankle.

-Come on. -Fucking hell...

-Sorry, guys. -

-Unfortunately, I need a rain check. -Take care, yeah?

-Sounds good? Take care. -

-Benched means you don't go? -I didn't know she was hurt.

COUNTRY & SPORTING CLUB

Today's the day we'll crown

-the men's water polo state champions. -

At the home of the Country Club Sharks, athletes prepare to...

LET'S GO SHARKS WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU

...today promises to be a very exciting day!

And don't forget: The Sharks are everyone's favorites!

-We have high hopes for them. -Have a good game, bro!

Let's go!

Yeah, expectations are high for him today.

Captain Bruno! Who is not only the team's top scorer,

but also everyone's favorite for MVP in the whole championship!

- - And here we go!

And there's the start of the women's handball state final!

The Country Club has the ball.

The Sharks have space, but only ten seconds left for their play.

- Go, Inês! - Inês has the ball.

Ana in center field.

-And the Country Club pierces the net! -

- Luiz has the ball. Goal! -

A go-ahead goal!

- Come on! - Tedesco moves in.

The Sharks rise to defend. Goal!

Jumps up to score... Another goal.

The Country Club is down by two.

- - The Sharks counterattack!

Whoa, wait up. Look, Referee. Two players are fighting.

- - The away player is ejected!

The Country Club has a new chance with just nine seconds left.

And a free throw.

Bruno has the ball. He's going for it.

-And he... Goal! Goal from Bruno! -

This is why he's the team's star player!

- Inês! - And look at that pass!

Goal! From Tedesco!

Yeah, they're down by three. Things aren't easy for Malu,

the Country Club's goalie.

And that's the game. Tedesco wins the state championship.

And the Country Club loses at home.

- - We're the champions!

It's ours! Yeah!

Sharks! Sharks!

Country & Sporting Club

-We're the fucking champs! - Hey, hey, hey!

- - I fucking love you! We rule!

Bruno!

- Fucking awesome! Nice one. -Yeah, nicely done. You're the man.

-Look who's here. -Congrats.

Congrats on the win, the title, the goal.

-That's what I like to see. -Thanks.

Some piss, please!

-Shit, it's me again? - Yeah.

The Captain's piss, man. It's premium piss.

-Go on, go on, Bruno. - Go on.

Fuck it, dude.

This summer, I'm testing positive every day, damn it.

That's what you think. You won't even survive the title party.

How about a kiss?

- - Classic Luiz.

-Eric. Ready? -Eric?

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And now, our amazing water polo champions,

-The Sharks! -

CONGRATS SHARKS COUNTRY & SPORTING CLUB

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Baby, today is the happiest day of my life, man.

Press play, folks.

Captain!

Come here. I told you we'd be drinking from the cup.

-Hold it. -Whoa...

-Come on, let me see that. -

-Ah, holy shit! - Come, come, come, come.

Drink from the Cup of Champions,

-to see if you have better luck next time. -Mmm, it smells a little strange.

-Congratulations, huh? Congrats. -Thank you, Júlio.

You deserve all of this and so much more.

-You're going far. -

Excuse me.

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I've never seen anyone celebrate such a good thing so angrily.

-Want help? -Just a little.

Thanks.

You're living the dream, you know?

- Drunk in an empty pool? -

What's wrong?

Malu, I might need help with your dad.

I think you could help me with him far better than I could help you.

- -He loves you, doesn't he?

- -What?

-Why did you come out here? Tell me. -What?

-Was it boring in there? -No. No.

I didn't have a reason. You were throwing the ball...

- Bruno! - Bruno!

- -Dudes, you are royally fucked.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -

No. Stop. Stop, you guys!

You can come out when you're both naked in the pool, okay?

-Ugh, stop, Luiz! -Maria Luíza.

-Fuck you! -Ridiculous.

-Fuck you, Cap! -Such ridiculous behavior.

It's huge, you guys.

-It's not... -Malu, come here.

-What? -We can climb up here.

-You'll boost me up? -Mm-hmm.

I don't know if I can, wait.

-I'll try. Wait. -Go on. Up you go.

-Hold on to me. -Go.

-Okay. -Go, go, go. Wait.

-Ah. -

-Mm-hmm. -Up.

- -Ah, ah.

-Ah, ah, ah! -Malu. Fuck. Malu, holy shit.

-Are you hurt? -No, no. I'm okay.

-I think it was just my dress. Ah. Thanks. -

- How dirty is it? -Oh, man.

-Really, really, really dirty. -Seriously?

Wee!

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