The Last Kids on Earth

You know, Rover, ever since we battled Blarg,

everything's been perfect and everyone's been happy.

-June's moved into the treehouse -

and everyone's totally buddy-buddy.

And we have zero problems.

You're the smelliest thing in this apocalypse!

Living with you is the end of the world!

- Ugh! -Gah!

-Did you just throw my shoe?! -You're lucky I didn't throw you !

-I'd like to see you try! -I bet you would!

Well, maybe we have one or two problems.

Ugh! Quint, filling the bestiary could help us figure out

where those monsters came from, or how all this happened.

So we have to be organized.

I was the editor of the school paper and I know exactly how to do this.

June, I am a scientist.

Believe me, I know how best to construct the bestiary.

A photo and all pertinent facts for each creature

shall be logged alphabetically.

You dorks! All we gotta know is, is this monster mean?

How do we destroy it?

And is anyone ever gonna clean the bathroom?!

-This is ridiculous! -You threw my shoe!

You guys are the real dumbbells!

Ugh. Now it's like we're all at each other's throats in this treehouse.

I just want us to be one big, perfect, happy buddy family.

- -How was everyone's day?

-Look what I caught today! -

-Looks like we have dinner! Thanks, June. -

And I put the finishing touches on my explosive zombie disruptor.

-Now where did I put it? -

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -

- Classic Quint. -

- Yeah, Quint? -Ow!

Hey! My other shoe!

Rover, we need something to unite everyone,

remind everyone we're a team.

Like when on our battling-and-defeating-Blarg quest!

A zombie would be a better roommate than you two!

With a zombie, at least I'd be able to hear myself think!

Nobody can hear themselves think !

-A quest! -

We're going questing!

Don't you see what this is?

It's not just a bestiary.

It's a gateway to questing fun!

Because we're questers! We're heroic heroes of heroicism!

It's the end of the world and we're still here.

We're still standing! You know why?

'Cause we don't have enough chairs?

Because we're a team!

So stop arguing and start lacing up your sneakers!

Mine are outside.

We're going on a quest together.

-And what are we questing for? -Fun!

At the funnest end-of-the-world place anyone ever heard of!

The mall.

Aaah!

I don't remember the mall being so deadly!

The good news is, we found another monster for our bestiary!

Yeah, that's what's important right now.

Indeed! We must name our monstrous new discovery.

How about... Ugh! Ohh! Aah!

-Gotcha! -Ah, ah, wha! Wha!

Huh. Worry about the name later.

Maybe it can wait a little!

Split up! It can't follow all four of us.

Copy that.

What?!

We were supposed to split.

I always split left. June knows that.

That's literally never come up.

I love it. Great minds thinking alike.

A real team. Just a classic quest.

Jack! Throw it!

Oh, right. The boomerang.

- -Boomerang!

A rang that goes boom.

Designed to distract and disorient monsters.

Another fine product brought to you by

Quint's Post-Apocalyptic Action Adventure Supplies, Inc.

- -Hey! Wormburger! You rang?

Ohh...

-Whoo-hoo! -Yeah!

Aah!

- -

That worked just like I planned.

Whoo! He's gone. Probably forever.

Oh, please.

I'm sure you're a hundred percent right.

OK, slight adventure hiccup.

But the quest is back on track!

Our goal: have as much fun as possible!

-Your happy meters are going to explode! -

Sorry, our what meters?

Well, you may have a point.

I mean, wow,

the whole mall.

What are we going to do?

The question isn't what are we going to do?

-The question is... -What aren't we going to do?

Was that going to be the question?

I suspect that was going to be the question.

Y-Yes, Quint.

- -

Hmm.

Huh! Follow the leader, boys.

- - Uh-uh-uh.

-Ha! -

So long, slowpokes!

Ha! And Quint takes the lead.

End of the world means...

Ah! Ugh! Ah!

- -

Free video games!

Whoo-hoo!

Ha ha!

Whoa. Epic!

Is that... Ah-huh!

Battlefort 2 armor?!

Save and protect the entire galaxy.

I am totally taking this!

Just need a way to get it out of here.

Unh! Unh!

Unh-ah!

Unh!

-Ugh! -

Buddy! Your timing is awesome!

- -Ugh.

-And your breath needs work. -

- -

Huaw! Ya! Ya!

Waa!

-Crazy. -Oh, man.

Fishing rod.

Rover, please carry our loot back to Big Mama.

Well, guys, shall we say, uh, quest complete?

Now, let's skedaddle.

Uh, I forgot.

That big worm monster destroyed our way out.

The big worm monster?

Ugh! We gotta come up with a better name.

Seriously!

Uh, no worries. Plenty of exits.

- -

- -

Jack! Your quest has trapped us in the mall

with oodles of super fun zombies!

Uh, yeah, but uh, stuff! Loot!

We got good gear and also fun while having fun together.

Yeah, if you think dying together's fun.

Split up. Look for a way out.

And stay on the walkie.

OK, I'll just be here.

Walking in this direction.

- -

Ya! Ugh! Ya! Ugh!

Oh, I hate when brute force isn't the answer.

Ooh!

Poor choice. Poor choice!

-Ah! Ugh. -

Ha-ha! An exit. Yes!

-Hmm. - Anyone have any luck?

Sure, I found a bunch of ways out.

I just didn't tell anyone.

I do believe that's sarcasm.

I asked a simple question, but no!

Escape or stay here for a family dinner?

Hmm. No question.

Guys, I found exactly what we need!

Exactly what we need!

A family dinner. We can't quest on empty tummies.

Great! You brought us to the food court, and we're the buffet!

Jack, we need a way out of here.

It's even better than a way out!