Entourage

The question you've gotta ask yourself, E,

- is are we family? - Yeah, E, are we family?

What are we if we're not family?

Just four guys who are a little old to still be living together.

Yeah, and one guy who's way too old.

Just share the wealth.

You made $200,000 off "Aquaman."

With another $300,000 coming in.

- That is good money. - Meanwhile, me and Turtle,

we're living beneath the poverty line.

In the old country everybody gets a taste off a big score.

- I'm Irish, Turtle. - Well, I'm not.

And this broke Guinea wants to wet his beak a little.

A quarterback takes care of his offensive line after a good season.

You know that, E.

Otherwise, they let him get buried the next year.

I feel like I'm getting buried this year.

You better forget gold and check out something in silver, Drama.

No, bro. Silver doesn't read on my skin.

What does that watch cost? $10,000?

You wish. This is gold, E.

Ooh, Saigon is gonna love this beast.

- Saigon? - Yeah.

I've got to get something for my client to welcome him to my company.

You think I'm buying a watch for your fucking client?

No, you're paying for a gift for me.

What I chose to do with it after that, that's my business.

- Vince? - Family, E.

Family.

All right, fuck it.

Miss, can you give these guys whatever they want?

Spread it out over all of these.

So much for paying off my student loans.

- I'll be outside. - Told you he wasn't cheap.

Had you all wrong, E.

- Yeah, E, you're good people. - What?

I don't have to buy the watches?

No, I'm buying. I just told them that you would have.

Whew. Thank God!

Thanks.

- Can I wear mine out, bro? - Of course, Johnny.

- Me too? - Yeah.

Yeah.

It's 7:35 A.M. In Senegal...

That's great, Drama.

...and 7:53 in Tikrit.

Minutes don't change, Drama. Only the hour.

- Yeah, like you've ever been to Tikrit. - Holy shit!

- What? - Look!

Is that Mandy?

You've got to be shitting me.

She's stepping out on baby bro!

Relax! Don't jump to any conclusions.

Maybe they ran into each other in there.

And they just happen to be leaving together?

Yeah, that's what happens at Gucci...

buy a pair of shoes and they let you fuck your ex-fiance.

Come on, Turtle, let's trail them!

Come on, come on!

- What should I tell Vince? - You're representation. Lie!

Let's go!

Where did they go?

Turtle had to meet with Saigon.

I thought today was gonna be a leisure day.

Thank you.

- They started without you. - Ha ha, very funny.

Mr. McQuewick is in there.

What is this? April Fools?

...never been in better shape.

I think we have more A-list clients now

than we've ever had before.

Ah, Ari. Good of you to join us.

When did the rules change, though?

I'm not sure what rule you're referring to,

but I'm sure there have been some slight adjustments

in the last three years since you last attended a staff meeting.

Well, nobody's ever been allowed to enter a staff meeting late.

No one.

No exceptions.

Move along, Ari.

Back off a little. You're too close.

I'm two cars back. What do you want?

Always keep two-fifths of a block between you and your subject.

Oh, what, have you done this before, Drama?

Too many times, Turtle.

Too many times.

I'm thinking about taking a trip to Paris.

Yeah.

I've got a week before shooting starts.

It's six months of hell after that.

- Yeah. - I could use a trip.

I'll tell the boys.

No, not with the boys. With Mandy.

What the fuck are you taking pictures of?

What do you mean? Them.

This way when Vince goes into denial about it,

- it's proof. - You don't think he'll believe us?

Nobody ever wants to believe you're being two-timed, Turtle.

How many times you been cheated on?

Too many, Turtle.

Too many.

Mr. McQuewick's on the phone. He'd like to speak with you.

To apologize? Send him down.

He wants you to come up.

- He won't come down? - He asked me to send you up.

He asked you to send me up.

Did you tell him that you don't send me anywhere?

Did you tell him that no one sends me anywhere in this fucking agency?

Did you tell him that I send myself where I want?

No. I just said okay.

You tell him to come down.

He'd like to speak with you.

You see that, Lloyd? No surrender.

Terrence, how are you?

Ari, get your ass up here!

You embarrassed me in front of my troops.

Rules are rules.

I apologize.

I appreciate that.

- Now, come up! - You come down.

Conference room... neutral territory.

- 1:15. - Done.

How about you and Sloan come with us?

- To Paris? - Yeah.

You guys are getting pretty serious, right?

I don't know. You know, maybe.

What if this is it for both of us?

I think it's a little early for that for both of us.

Yeah? Maybe, maybe not.

Anyway, it's never too early to go to Paris.

That's true.

- Yo! - We followed them all morning.

Great!

Don't worry. They didn't suspect a thing.

I'm dropping Vince off at Mandy's now, guys.

Good! She just arrived home.

- Where are you? - Look to your left.

- Was that our car? - I've gotta go.

It's clear.

That was close.

Thanks.

Think about Paris.

- What's up, baby? - Hey.

- Where were you? - I was just shopping with my mom.

Yeah?

- Hey, E! - Hey!

- How's Sloan? - She's great.

- Tell her I said hi, okay? - Yeah, definitely.

Bye.

I mean, she lied right to his face.

Eric, Mandy dated Chris for three years.

That's a long history.

Maybe they were just talking,

and she didn't tell Vince because she didn't want to hurt his feelings.

- You don't know the whole story. - I know what I saw.

- What did you see? - The way they were walking.

What do you mean the way they were walking?

Just their body language. Stop looking at me like that.

- I'm telling you. - Telling me what?

You have some unique skill I don't know about?

- Maybe. - Hmm.

What does my body language say?

That we might not be making it out to lunch today.

Eric, listen to me.

My best friend in high school, when I told her

that I thought that her boyfriend was cheating on her

she never spoke to me again.

- Was he? - Mm-hmm.

- Didn't matter. - Oh.

Still I've got tell him, though.

- It sucks getting cheated on. - Yeah, it does.

So, let's agree we'll never do that to each other

if we ever get serious.

Oh, okay, if we ever get serious.

Did I totally just freak you out?

No, of course not.

I want to get serious. Come here.

Hold on a second.

It's Ari. This could be important.

Hello?

Let me ask you something.

- You still seeing Sloan? - Yeah. Why?

She ever say anything to you about me?

About you? Why would she say something about you?

I don't mean it like that. I mean, work-wise.

No.

E, you're my friend. You'd tell me if she did.

Ari, I'm at Sloan's. Do you want me to ask her something?

You're with her now? Why the fuck didn't you say so?

No, I don't want you to asking her anything.

I don't want you to say anything about this. Forget this conversation.

Does she already know we're having this conversation?

- Ari, what's going on? - Nothing. It's all good.

I'll call you back.

What's going on?

I think Ari and your father are having problems.

All right, let's cut to the chase.

- All right. - I miss this place.

I miss the excitement. I miss the action.

I'm coming back full time.