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Greetings, viewers across the galaxy!

This week, we investigated the long metal transport tubes that humans call "trains,"

and discovered they're very small.

Even a human baby would be far too big for these tiny traveling tubes.

Who knows how long it will take humans

to figure out how to grow their trains to a larger size?

Until then, they will remain useful only to Earth's most microscopic inhabitants.

This is Ixbee,

reporting from the strangest planet in the universe:

Earth.

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