You're My Favourite Place

Kamva.

What do you mean we must break up?

Dude...

...initiation school is no child's play.

My seniors say I shouldn't see girls I dated in my boyhood.

I'm going to be a man now.

I don't want you holding me back. But look...

...when I return we can have sex to take away the bad luck.

Don't you dare disrespect me!

You arrive late...

...to the most important night of my life...

...dressed like you're fucking Nasty C.

Dude, leave that chick, let's go.

Hold on, be right there.

Nelisa don't be such a nag. Grow up.

You asshole! You're telling me to grow up...

...when you're the one who's dumping me?

Today of all days!

Look...

...tomorrow morning my uncles arrive to take me...

...to the countryside so I can do the ritual.

It's my last night with my boys, I wanted to have a...

...great night, I thought we'd break up and still be cool.

I wasn't married to you.

I was never married to you, Kamva.

Well, you know yourself you're so clingy.

Get lost Nelisa.

When you get dumped just get lost!

Now say "bye Kamva!"

Hurry up bro, hurry.

Don't tell me to hurry up.

I was just his boyhood fling?

No...

I'm a boyhood fling?

No, no. You're not.

No, no.

I can't, I can't. It's just too much. I can't breathe.

You're having a meltdown, you need to calm.

Nelisa! Nelisa!

There are people in far worse situations than you are in.

Get yourself together, please!

First it was Anathi...

...now this shit.

Now this shit!

Like, what the fuck?

Hide this. Take that.

Shit!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Shh!

Emergency, hello!

Wait!

Hey, Nelisa...

...I need to talk to you.

Were you crying? What's going on?

No, friend...

...I just put Vicks in her eyes.

Sorry, friend.

Aah.

Get out of my way.

Move, move!

You damn leakers!

Thanks.

Friend, what's wrong?

Okay, something happened...

...and you're the only one I can tell.

Okay, okay Cwaita.

What's going on?

Is it your date because...

No, man. Forget about that little kid.

Oh, so you're seeing...

...your boyfriend tonight?

Yes, he's picking me up at the after party.

Fuck... Cwaita, can't we have...

...you to ourselves just this once?

When will we ever gather like this again?

Don't talk like that.

I just did.

I don't know if you've noticed, but...

...life is happening, okay...

...and it's happening in a very big way, Cwaita.

Okay?

You're telling me about it.

I'm pregnant, Nelisa.

What?

No, no, no!

Okay.

You know your man.

You know he's screwing the whole DV!

How Cwaita? How?

I know that, I'm not stupid.

I'm going to UCT next year.

I can't keep this shit.

I know! I know...

Shit, is this for real?

It's been in my purse for the past two weeks.

Two weeks?

Two weeks?

Friend, I'm scared.

I know, I know. It's okay, it's okay.

I need to... I need to...

...get rid of it before it's too late.

Okay, okay, okay.

Is you done or is you finished? Aah.

What are you guys doing here anyway?

Shut the fuck up, Zongi. Shut the fuck up!

You forget you're a fucking boy, not a girl.

I'm more of a girl than you'll ever be!

Shut up! Okay!

It's not about you!

Shut the fuck up.

Tiny?

Piss off!

Would you guys, just shut up.

Slut!

Tiny...

Neli, Neli!

Hello?

Where are you guys?

Where are you?

You're busy wasting time...

...they're taking your man, asshole!

Piss off, ass-wipe!

What the fuck are you doing?

Get lost!

You're cheating on my friend in front of me!

Shut up, you fucking whore!

I will fuck you up now!

Piss off Kamva, you ass-wipe!

You ass-wipe!

Neli?

What are you looking at? Piss off you bitch asshole.

Girl, move with your god-damn kitten heels.

Jesus Christ!

Where the fuck are you going? Where are we going?

Ladies...

Wow! A floral kimono.

Where did you buy it?

You have to buy me one too.

Is it a corset? I don't know.

Hey man share some white dust.

What do you know about drugs?

I'm trying to open, don't rush me.

Wow, this one will die.

Whoo!

Whoo!

You girls look glamorous!

My darling you've got a cape you're Zorro.

My darling you're wearing see-through...

...it's so cold.

Ooh yass.

Neli, my friend...

...did you see the men here?

Oh shame, my poor single friend.

Oh, come on Nelisa. No.

Tiny! I missed you.

Sorry, bro. Sorry.

That boy pisses me off!

Tiny, you're so impulsive.

You should've waited for us.

We would've...

What would we have done?

We would've fucked him up...

...like the whore he is.

Gosh, Tiny though.

So impulsive, this friend of yours.

Guys, guys, guys look.

Look at the stars.

Now picture a Zongi constellation.

Picture it, Zongi's corner.

Something sexy...

Guys, fuck it, let's go.

I mean like...

...let's just get the fuck out of here.

This is probably the last time we'll chill like this.

Okay, so let's say...

...if you could go anywhere your heart desires...

...where would you go?

I'd go to Hole In The Wall.

All the way to Coffee Bay?

To do what?

They say you can talk to the dead.

Why would you want to do that?

Guys, okay first of all, you are both confused. Right?

Everyone knows you don't go to Hole In The Wall or...

...Coffee Bay to do that, you go to fucking Gwadana.

Where? What?

Gwa... Huh?

Oh Tiny, this thing of yours of growing up...

...in the taxi rank though.

You guys don't want to go to Gwadana, hey?

My grandmother used to tell me about that place...

...and its ghosts.

Apparently Gwadana...

...is the home of the biggest and worst hags who ever lived.

They believe Gwadana is their gateway to hell.

Uh-uh, there you go with your stories...

...I don't like all this evil talk.

Look, were you serious about leaving?

Yes.