Cobra non è

Wind down the window.

What the fuck are you doing? Get out of the car!

Listen to me man... Let's put it this way, this stuff costs money alright?

I'm not like you lot who confiscate it and get it for free.

So before you lecture me and piss me off, I'm gonna enjoy it while I can.

Get out, come on, get out of the car. Get out!

What are you gonna do now, are you gonna touch me up?

Sorry, sorry... What've you gotta do? Are you gonna search me?

Go on, face the wall!

Come on! Where are you hiding the shit?

Turn around!

"We will welcome the cop who is giving me the chase with a kick in the face".

Cobra, thanks! You've saved my life! I know you hate us,

but I am grateful. Thanks to you and your words my wife

my wife feels like screwing me again.

- I've changed the words a little... - Of course...

When I sing her your tunes She gets turned-on!

I've discovered one of her fetishes. After all nobody's perfect, are they?

Thanks, thanks!

That's where you'd got to, roll us a spliff, I've got a...

Just kidding, but then

guess what: I don't even smoke, it's not my thing, it bothers me.

It wasn't the first time, was it?

How much did we make?

No, I mean... how does it feel? Is it legal to hug a policeman?

Policemen? You are the only one who still calls them policemen!

We are probably still messed up because you are a dinosaur...

Sonny should be offended, but he isn't. Sonny is superior!

Oh god, Cobra! What's up? Once you used to laugh when I spoke in third person!

I was eight, Sonny! It was more or less when this song was released.

However, Sonny is an arsehole, does he know that?

'Cause he won't tell me that tonight we haven't even made a cent!

And he won't even tell me where we are going!

If you see him can you tell him I just want to go to sleep?

Jesus! Am I or am I not your manager? Don't you trust me?

Sonny? Will you tell me why we're here?

What a bore! That's your problem little bro',

You think too much! Chill out and enjoy the moment!

- Fuck you... - C'mon!

Hello ladies! Are you always so beautiful or were you waiting for me?

What a jerk!

You need a cigarette: “Sonny!”, and Sonny brings you the cigarette...

This is Cobra. And as I was saying,

You never queue with Sonny, it's impossible.

Sonny! Sonny!

- I'll be right back. - Come on, come here a minute.

What's up little bro'? Don't you like them?

Sonny will find you others. Well, maybe...

- Listen Sonny, listen to me... - Yes?

I really don't know how you always let everything wash over you.

We're in deep shit and you're thinking about who to screw.

I bet Lo Bianco hasn't even given you three-hundred, right?

Listen Sonny, I've been thinking. I've been thinking a lot these past days,

I think that you and I have had our moment...

I've had my brief moment of fame and now it's gone, Fuck it!

We've had fun and all the rest, haven't we? But enough is enough.

Ok! See you inside.

Here he is!

There's always something to deal with... after you...

Oh, I was forgetting little bro'! De Melis sends his regards.

Is this where you are?

What the hell are you doing? Will you cut it out?

What kind of brutish behavior is this?

Look here instead, look...

I've aged terribly. Look at that.

Sonny, what the fuck has De Melis to do with anything?

- What is your problem, little bro'? - Will you stop being a jerk?

You've been an arsehole ever since we left the Sottosopra!

Cobra, I don't want to go back to the places we started in ten years ago.

Look at this place, it isn't exactly a palace,

but at least it doesn't make you puke like the bogs in the Sottosopra.

The only good thing about that place is its name. Fuck it!

And anyway, I met up with him. I met up with De Melis.

Sonny, are we talking about the De Melis from Delorean Records?

Yep, Delorean Records! I met up with him in his office.

Then tell me what he said, but anyway, I already know!

Perhaps he said that it isn't the right time, the label has other goals,

We value Cobra but this isn't the right moment...

No! He wants to work with you!

You don't get it! As soon as I mentioned your name...

Cobra who?

He seemed crazy! Euphoric!

Cobra who?

He wouldn't even let me finish talking.

Cobra is my client. The famous rapper...

At one point he goes: "That guy rocks!".

He used to rock.

Every one of his song is a hit!

The guy who had that hit one time... no, sorry no way

can I offer you?

President, Cobra is not a vampire,

but a flash of lighting, that'll become an empire.

If you don't want to be a part of it, I'll be seeing you.

Oh, now the young man is quoting Donatella!

I don't give a fuck about today's music! It makes me puke!

Give me one good reason why Cobra should become a frequent thought...

- Lazy B. - Lazy who?

B! You need to keep up-to-date, dragon!

But it is no fault of yours.

This name is a huge success at the moment

And who is he?

Just kidding.

Relax, I know he is your partner.

I appreciate the Great Lizard...

Cool! Cool! Cool!

- OK that's enough... - Am I or am I not your manager!

Lazy B! You were amazing! You played divinely.

I'm a visionary.

I don't give a damn about conventions and what you did, scaly skin

was stratospheric.

None of those rapper clones would hang around with their boyfriend.

Always full of themselves, acting tough and swearing.

While we artists are sensitive, and you are the living proof.

Actually, I'm Sonny and I'm his manager, not his partner.

Do you remember Lazy B, we met up... Today we had a meeting.

I understand! You are his manager,

his brother, his best friend,

Basically, his muse! This is the power of love!

Josè?

He is my ghost-everything. He even speaks to my mother pretending to be me.

I've got no time, my time is only for music.

Josè deals with the rest.

Yes, Lazy C, that's what we wanted to talk to you about...

You're a genius! Lazy C! That's what I call a name!

Josè! This table is oozing creativity from all its bolts, you can't stay,

it'd be too much for you. Go!

So, let's talk about music.

Pharaoh Serpent, what have you got up your sleeve?

Six tracks with De Melis's Delorean Records.

Mr Nostalgia's been after me for some time to get a photo with him.

But this is a different project. This is about you! Two great artists,

and we are convinced that the project will make history.

What do you have in mind to throttle the competition, huh?

Sssssshhhhh...

Ssssshhhhhhh...

Do you know what you've just been listening to?

- Silence? - Right!

I like you.

As Miles used to say, silence is surrounded

by notes and I have now heard yours

there's nothing else to add.

Brilliant!

This is all bullshit..

I switch on my computer and start the loop.

And the only sound I hear are the pesos I've gotta count.

What can he hear?

I have many requests but I've decided

to work with you, 'cause you're an artist.

Fifty-thousand on my mixer by tomorrow afternoon.

And the Great Lizard will poison 'em all.

Fifty-thousand?

If you think about it, it's not that much money.

And anyway, I've found you the number one.

You'll be back on the scene in a big way. Champagne, hot chicks...

Sonny, what the fuck are you on about?

I've got nothing to do with that Lazy C, B... whatever fuck he's called!

It's not even my music...

And anyway, where the hell are you gonna find Fifty-grand?

Don't you trust me? I've asked for a loan.

You, have asked for a loan?

Who've you asked? Come on, tell me.

After all, without him, they'd be no contract with Delorean Records.

For fuck's sake, are you gonna tell me who it is?

- He's the only one who agreed. - His name.

The American.

7 YEARS BEFORE

Please wait for us here, we'll be out in a minute.

How the fuck can you see through sunglasses?

Sonny sees beyond the night.

Fuck off, will you.

Come on! Quick!