The Kardashians

This season, on The Kardashians...

Hi, everybody!

At the end of the day, beyond all the glitz and the glam,

we are just one, big, regular family.

that hoe.

Listen, you little brat.

off.

I've gotten the partner. I've gotten the manufacturer.

- I've gotten the funding together. - You're a doer, bitch.

Well, I'm saying watch, for years, she's wanted to do this.

Yeah. For years, I wanted to grow to be 5'8".

Oh.

You don't realize that you sometimes have a stick up your ass?

Sisters can be vicious and brutal.

You are going through a lot right now and you're taking it out on me.

And I could, in a way, handle it, but only for so long.

Like, live your life.

Get out!

Yeah, lazy-ass bitch.

Trust me. This is nothing.

I had my scan.

They found a cyst and, like, a little tumor.

Why is it okay? It's 2024 .

Like, to talk about someone's looks so much?

Yeah.

Your personal life being in the media can make anything

10 times more stressful than what it already is.

Like, I've never cried about this before, but I guess it does affect me.

It would affect anyone.

I will get involved when I wanna get involved

because nobody will tell me not to get involved

when it comes to one of my kids.

Why are you crying?

Just don't think I can do it.

She's not gonna change her mind.

You enable her.

Growing up in the public eye,

it's much more magnified and it's much more emotional and scary

when you're doing it in front of the whole world.

- Woo! - Cheers.

Oh, Mom! I don't have clothes on!

Woo! I did it!

It is so nice out here.

Cheers!

What if you have your baby on Halloween?

- Who wouldn't want Halloween? - You're a better girl than I.

We knew that.

She's ready to pop.

What if your water broke, like, right now?

Well, let's not say that

'cause I need to, like, have sex.

I need a martini.

Woo!

Hi, Gypsy. - Hi!

Welcome back to Season Five, mother- .

It's wild. I love being pregnant.

I thought you did. I did.

You did, right? Yeah, I did.

I feel like I still get, like, phantom kicks.

I feel like it's empowering.

It is, and to give birth and then to, like, feed from your breasts?

- Yeah. - Like, just milk spurting out everywhere.

You know Melissa Kolker has a trick?

- No, I can't do it anymore! - Oh, really?!

I could get a good squirt across the room and then...

Like, a long squirt, more than I could squirt

when I had tons of milk.

It's really good for you. So, like, I would take, like,

a shot of it if I didn't feel well.

I only do plant-based milk, sorry.

Do you drink regular milk? I do.

You would.

I would see that. I can see that.

How are you feeling?

I feel great.

I feel the oxytocin and all the good pregnancy

hormones.

I have, like, "pinch me" moments all day long where I'm like,

"Wait, we're, like, really having a baby."

Hi, baby.

Goin' on stage. I love you.

I love you and I hope you have the best show.

- Do you want me to say your prayer? - Sure.

Dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you keep a wall of fire around Travis.

May he have the best show and protect him from the fire and the riser

and keep his head clear and his fingers safe

and that he has the best show. In Jesus's name. Amen.

Thank you, God. Amen. I love you, babe.

- I'll call you after my show. - I love you. Have the best show.

Mwah.

How many weeks are you?

Thirty-one and a half. Amazing.

Kourt, do you want to talk about what happened?

Not really. She's like, "No."

Um,

- I... - So, Travis left when?

Uh, two days ago.

The scare that happened. Talk us through a little bit of that.

We had planned a scan at home ,

so that all the kids could see the baby,

and Travis was leaving... about to leave for tour.

The doctor who will come to the house to do the scan

is a high-risk doctor who's

really detailed and thorough at looking for everything.

And something caught his eye where he wanted me to see,

um, a couple specialists

and I had to go in for fetal surgery

where, like, they do surgery on the baby,

which was terrifying.

You knew the night before that you were gonna have it

in the morning. That's, like, so stressful.

So stressful. Yeah. And you were, like,

- by yourself? - Yeah, I was like, "Who can take me?"

'Cause they were like, "You can't eat or drink

and someone has to drive you."

And then my mom took me and then that's when Travis flew home.

The thing that was awful was his Wi-Fi was broken on the plane.

Oh, my God. - So, the whole time,

he couldn't get updated.

And you were already in the hospital or you had the procedure?

He took off and then I think I had it, like, a couple hours later,

and I was sending him updates and my mom was sending

him updates. And it was going green?

Yeah, and he couldn't get, um, anything

and he kept checking the whole... every two hours on the plane.

Like, "Can you reset the Wi-Fi?"

And they were like, "It broke on the last... like two flights ago."

By the time he got home, I had already had my surgery

'cause it was, like, they had to do it right away.

So, my mom took me to the surgery

and then, Travis, as soon as he landed,

came straight to the hospital

and then took over and slept at the hospital with me.

He loves you so much.

Yeah. - It's really, like...

I said to him after, I was like, "You're really my husband."

Aww.

But he was, like...

Didn't it feel good to have that partnership,

- though? - Yeah, totally.

Do they know how quickly it manifested itself?

Because don't you get the scans often? It was, it was quick.

Yeah, it was quick. So, you caught it early then.

The timing of it was miraculous. Oh, wow.

Like, that, like, saved everything.

I just feel so grateful that,

ya know, how everything played out

and for the doctors that really helped to make the best decisions

that really saved our baby.

Dr. Rad was like, "That was a trauma

"and, like, I want you guys to be able to, like, take a second

and know that that was really traumatic."

There's some superpower that I have that,

in emergency situations, I get really calm

and then right when we left I was like, "Okay."

I could take a deep breath, I could cry, I could get it out.

I probably cried more than you cried, um...

I just know your whole journey to get here,

you just have such great faith in-in a higher power that

you knew that this was...

- that you were gonna get pregnant. - Mm-hmm.

Like, when everyone was telling you, "No, it can't happen. It can't happen."

The whole thing.

Literally, I feel like I'm having a hot flash.

Oh, my gosh. It's giving me anxiety.

So many people, like, they were s-so grateful that

I posted something about it because

they said so many people don't feel comfortable even telling their friends

or their family members

because they're, like, did they do something wrong ,

or different things.

But my doctor's like, "There's nothing that you did wrong.

"It's not age-related.

It's, like, just a super rare thing that happened."

But then I was like, after this happened, I was like,

"God's got this. We're good.

"This is a miracle and we're just

gonna be super positive."

Your whole journey has just been... it's a beautiful journey,

but it's really, you know, it's been intense

- and you're at the finish line. - Yeah.

- And you feel good. - I feel good.

But I also felt good, so I'm, like... Yeah.

...if I don't feel movement for, like, five minutes,

I'm, like, shaking him up.

Because of the emergency fetal surgery that I had to have,

I'm now, like, mostly on bedrest

because there's... a hole in the amniotic sac

from where they had to go in to the surgery.

So, I'm not allowed to drive,

I'm not allowed to stand for more than 20 minutes.

I'm really not leaving the house, in other words.

Did you guys get my baby shower invite?

Yes. I haven't seen it.

- She never sent it to me. - Oh, it's so cute.

- It's so cute. - Is it supposed to be a surprise, though?

I don't know. I don't know. - Like, the theme and everything?

Yeah, I'm definitely not blowing that.

I mean, I gave ideas of, like, just vintage Disney...

Yeah. - ...but I don't know what...