Yolo (热辣滚烫)

Your rival is a pro.

If it's too hard for you, I'll stop it.

We can end it at any time.

It's not a shame.

Come here.

Let's warm up.

Come on.

Come on.

Nice fight. We're ready to go.

All right, let's go.

Come catch me.

I got you.

Welcome to Xiangjiang Boxing Club.

Live show of boxing championship challenge.

Okay, thank you.

Well tonight,

there are three contestants

for the fierce battle.

First and foremost,

guess you are pretty familiar with her,

lightweight defending champion Liu Hongxia.

One second.

Another contestant, is the challenger in this match...

- You may go. - ...making her debut,

is Du Leying,

Let us invite them to the stage with warm applause.

See? That's how my sister spends her days,

just lying there,

doing absolutely nothing.

Well, if she sleeps at this hour,

can she still sleep at night?

You know, she's really good at this. Yes, she can sleep.

Yeah.

Oh, she's awake.

She's not.

It's just the sun.

That movement she made is pretty much her daily exercise.

Nonsense.

I'll put it here.

Don't put it there!

Doudou.

You really need to look out for your cousin's job.

Don't worry, Auntie.

Our show is tailored for people like my cousin.

Our boss truly likes her story.

In a way, she is doing me a favor.

If she can play it smoothly and land a job then I can finally pass my probation.

Doudou,

kind reminder, though.

Her laziness is unlike others.

She's so lazy that you can

- call her a diligent slug. - It's fine.

However lazy she is, it's fine.

There was this guy weighing over 150 kg,

and couldn't even walk.

We helped him find a good job.

For such a fat person, having trouble walking,

what kind of job did you find for him?

In the park in Beishan. Taking photos with people.

He can earn two to three hundred yuan a day.

Well, that's nice.

Earning two to three hundred a day isn't bad.

But you may want to put a bra on your sister,

or else, sitting there topless

doesn't look good for her.

The thing is, she won't agree with that anyway.

Sitting like that will wear her out.

She needs to lean against something.

What're you talking about? I'm just giving you an example.

There will be someone to give her the right job.

Mom.

- Dinner... - We'll have pork ribs.

Okay.

Hello.

This is the interview scene of the job-seeking show, Find Yourself.

We're in the job-seeker's home right now.

Sitting here with me is the job-seeker, Miss Du,

and her mother, Mrs. Du.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hello.

Well, Miss Du.

I heard that after college you worked for a while.

Well, she looks fatter. Okay, look here.

In these ten years, have you ever considered leaving home and finding a job?

I'll go first.

Now that she is like this,

her father and I are somehow responsible.

Back then, we were young and caught up in our business.

We didn't have time for the kids.

Thinking about it now, I just...

I just...

Mrs. Du sobbed.

She thought about how her business

had hindered her daughter's education,

plunging into deep self-reproach.

No.

I thought that those who did business with us at the time,

they all made money.

But us, we are still struggling.

In the end, I neither made money, nor raised my daughter well.

My life is a total failure.

Mom, I'm quitting.

Where are you going?

- Elsewhere. - Oh, this is...

- How can you quit just like that? - I just wanna quit, Mom.

- We tried so hard to get on this. Be good. - I'll quit.

Du Leying.

Please, don't be so ungrateful, okay?

There are some things Mom and Dad won't say, but I would.

How old are you now?

You're already 32, do you still wanna live with your parents?

Don't you think what you've been doing is disgusting?

Are you insane?

Sweetie.

I am insane.

Dealing with an older sister like you

has taken a toll on my sanity.

Idiot.

- Mom, did you hear what she said? - Miss Du. Miss Du.

- Hello, this is Dueros. - Sweetie, listen to Mom, okay?

Got it.

Playing "Listen To Mom" by Jay Chou.

- Dining out again? - Ah.

Aren't we having stewed ribs for dinner?

- Where's Leying? - She's out.

Are we having pork ribs for dinner?

I think you look like a pork rib!

What're you having for dinner? Pack me some.

How was your day?

Tough. It's hard to do business these days.

Doing all this crap at this age

ain't getting you a job in the future.

Instead of nagging me, why don't you talk to your eldest?

HONEY

Hello?

Where are you?

I'm sleeping.

I'll send you a location. Come and meet me.

What's up?

SILLY GOOSE

Hello?

Where are you?

I'm at home.

I'll send you a location. Hurry over, now.

What's up? What's the matter?

Come first, then we'll talk.

What's going on?

Do you think she knows that we're together?

I've no idea.

I can tell she's pretty angry.

I think she knows it already.

What should we do now?

It's not your fault.

Just tell her that I started it,

and I'll take the blame.

I'll talk to her and make things clear.

You are such a macho man when you talk like that.

Mmm.

What?

You want me to do that "macho" thing with you again?

- What are you talking about? -

Stop it!

- Babe... - Mmm?

...you are cute when you try to hit me. But be gentle next time,

otherwise, sometimes my instinct tells me to hit back.

Are you all right?

Huh?

What should we do?

Leying's my bestie.

We grew up together,

went to school together,

and got bullied by classmates together.

We went through our toughest times together.

How can I face her in the future?

Just face her the way it should be.

You can't hide it from her forever.

You can't cancel the wedding

and abort our child.

If it weren't for your sense of responsibility,

I wouldn't be with a Leo.

I knew you were a keeper.

Duh!

So, you mean, your distant cousin, that journalist,

visited your home, and your mom didn't even give you a heads-up?

Huh.

And then, when you wanted to leave,

your sister made a fuss by the side?

Yes.

I have to say, you toned down a lot.

If I were you, I wouldn't leave.

I'd give her a good beating before I go.

- - Ay.