Bromance (Como una novia sin sexo)

So? You shooting?

You ready?

Here we are about to start the journey.

The stories this camping could tell.

Years of hand-jobs and football.

Your left lots of trees pregnant...

You ruined the scene... Let's go again...

What? "Go again"? I wanna get in the sea...

Your balls are sweating that much We do it again?

- No, I'll edit the audio... - For sure?

OK, lets go!

GOLDEN SEA CAMPING

Hello!

Pass the ball.

To the head.

Come on, to the head.

- It had to go to the head. - Who has it?

Can I play too?

Don't, don't...

- Oh, yeah. - Hello!

Very good.

I'm gonna win this one? I always do.

- You? You are so ugly, Fatso? - Fatso?

Shut up. I win by personality.

I talk to them. Look at them. What are you laughing about?

- You are a monster. - I am a monster, yeah.

You haven't changed that T-shirt in weeks...

It has all my energy...

What I don't understand is why didn't you take her home.

Not all in life is babes.

When you have to be at work the next day,

you can't go out every night. Take a girl to a motel...

You gotta start taking responsibilities.

Uh, now you're gonna get all serious and responsible?

We have the loser here for that.

I say "fuck responsibilities".

I think the girl was horrible. If not, you do fuck responsability...

When you stop living with your parents

you come and tell me fuck responsibilities...

You have to pay the bills...

- Oh God! - Let's stop here.

No, I booked the Justice League Headquarters for us.

- Are kidding? - No.

What are we, 15 years old? I say we stay here.

- And we haven't found our tree. - That's right, the tree.

Tree! Fuck the tree! We are staying here.

You are tired? Don't you see we are on vacation?

Thank you! We are on vacation!

Shout it out loud, feel the vacations.

We are on vacation! Shout it out!

- We could make a song... - We are on vacation...

- We are on vacation! - We are on vacation!

- We are on vacation. - Oh, you are so funny...

- Mustn掐 be far away... - Let's take a run to the sea.

JUSTICE LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS

Keep some cassettes for later.

- Don't worry. I brought a lot. - OK.

Okay let's make the tent.

Wait up, Adrian, we'll make it later.

The night is coming and later it will be harder to do it.

You make some mate, we'll do it later with Daniel.

Pass the "yerba", Dani.

- What "yerba"? - "Yerba", for mate.

- Did I have to bring it? - Yes, where is it.

- No I didn't bring it. - How come you didn't bring it?

I brought the cassettes, I didn't have space for food.

The cassette fits you in a pocket you moron!

Adrian, relax...

We came here to have a good time not to fight.

So he didn't bring "yerba".

I have some in my bag. No one died.

Okay but can we make the tent now.

Oh, man, you are so intense sometimes.

Why am I "intense"?

Dani help me out, daddy is pissed off.

- Give me that. - Have some fun with this...

- You poor thing... - You don't touch me.

I think there's a hole there. If it rains...

There's no hole.

Then don't go crying later...

The door should be where the land goes down.

I think it would be best over there.

If my clothes get wet, I'll kill him.

Put this over there...

They are doing a mess.

How long does it take?

This is not a picture, you morons...

Oh, you think so clever, don't you...

He thinks he is funny.

He deserves a punishment.

No, no, no tickles. Stop it!

Get off of me!

Magic for the camera...

My dad, your mom will see it, they'll think wrong.

- Cut it off. - Then you edit out, don't get cranky

"She" gets so crazy.

But you know, it's the other was around.

I fuck him.

Give me that.

- Very good. - Keep going.

Dani, come and play.

My arm still hurts because of that little joke of yours.

You sissy... We did nothing.

Oh, leave him...

Oh, yeah...

- Look at that babe... - Not bad.

If you stare like that, she will realize you are desperate.

If she is topless, she wants to be stared at.

Oh, men, you are more horny than Adri's dog.

Give me that.

- Now is my turn this side. - Why?

It's my turn, come on.

Let's see the peanut.

- Stop it! - Come on! Show it!

You're gonna spill water on the camera, morrons.

What's the matter with you, wakko!

You get crazy like a girl if we mess with you...

Uh, he got angry, really angry.

Really, guys, you are gonna get the camera wet!

Stay still.

- What you gonna shoot? - You. The light is amazing.

- Tell me something. - Like what?

A memory, I don't know.

I don't know.

When you were a kid.

Something you don't want to forget.

Oh, I know. Sixth grade. I almost get expelled from school.

There you go... What did you do?

I edited a porno magazine with a friend of mine, Jorge Granada.

A porno magazine?

He used to draw very well.

I used to make up stories.

We made up a story about a friend and a teacher.

The little asshole found out...

and as he was a cocksucker for the teacher, he told on us.

I tore it up and I threw it in the basket.

The teacher pull it out, taped it and gave it to the principal.

They supinated my parents.

It was a scandal.

They told my mom they didn't kick me out...

- because I was a good student. - You?

She blamed it on Granada and never let me see him again.

I wonder what has his life turned out.

That's all.

- Bring it. - What do you want?

- Give me that! - What are you doing?

No, don't!

OK, now you tell me a secret.

Me? A secret?

I don't know...

Something about your life.

My life?

Come over here.

What are you going to do?

- What are you afraid of? Come here! - What are you going to do?

Here are to good friends.

Best friends.

Best friends...

- I love you, buddy. - I love you too.

Let's go to sleep.

- Ok, we leave everything as it is? - Yeah.

- Good night. - Good night.

BATCAVE CYBERTRON

JUSTICE LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS

OK, let's see that peanut...

- Shit, stop it... - Come on... show me...

I'll make a zoom and make it look bigger...

Oh, stop it, asshole...

You are full of resentment.

Stop it, you fucker!

You see, you don't like it.

You are such a piece of work.

Good morning.

- Good morning. - Adrian?

He was sleeping.

When I was little I used to play strip poker

with a friend from primary school.

The one that would loose, had to take the clothes off.

The weirdest thing is that he would lose all the time...

and ended up naked in front of me.

After that we would jerk off.

It looks your friend was a bit of a fag and wanted to show his cock.

We were kids.

Or was it the other way around?

It's stuff you do as a kid.

I'm messing with you.

- Let's take a swim. - Now?

Come on, don't be a sissy.

- It's too cold. - Come on...

- Come on... Get inside. - Let me go!

Get in!

I'm hungry. We better go back.

- Hello! - Hi...

Thanks for waking me up... What are you doing naked?

We were copying the girls initiative.

If she appears, she can see what we have to offer.

Wait, we are leaving?

I'm hungry. Let's go buy something at the store?

- Did something happened? - No, nothing happened.

- What happened? - Nothing.