The first 200 lines.
You should grow a pear.
The fruit.
-The fruit. -What fruit?
Someone laughed. Did you see it too?
Maybe it was them. It sucks because they can't control themselves.
Who?
Meme!
I think I missed you guys a little.
That was quite a while, Me.
-That was a while ago. -Okay!
Why are you looking at me? I'm scared.
It's actually amusing because each of you is doing something.
Some of you are helping each other. Some are being targeted.
Did anyone win?
The fruit.
-The fruit. -What fruit?
She laughed.
She laughed.
I didn't even realize.
-She forgot. -There. Okay.
I laughed at my own joke. That's why I don't want to talk.
That was a smile and a giggle. She even shrugged her shoulders.
At least, I thought about the fruit. Right?
Not a platter, but a fruit basket.
I laughed at my own joke.
That's why I don't want to talk.
But you did laugh at your own joke, that's why you get...
a yellow card!
That's a warning.
-It's just a warning. -I should be careful.
If you do it again, you'll get red card.
And these guys might miss you,
because it seems you are their favorite here in Grandma's House.
You are, Peachy!
-You're the biggest threat. -Yes.
For me, it's difficult to get her.
If I want to last in the game, Peachy has to go.
Okay. We'll see if they can crack you up.
Thank you!
These kids are so rowdy.
That's a yellow card for the biggest threat in Riot 10,
Rufa Mae Quinto!
Things are getting serious now, so, go, go, go!
Twinkle Calderon, my ass.
-You're so annoying. -That picture is so funny.
Yes!
Are you guys having a good time? Let's see now.
Here we go again.
-We're gonna play charades, right? -Yes.
-That's yours, Peachy. -What happened?
You two look the same.
-They rehearsed this. -We're twins.
You look like twins.
-This is twinning. -We're Siamese twins.
It's twinning.
Everybody knows that Vic and I look alike.
I love the fact that we were asked to perform together in "Improv as One."
Do you know what my favorite food is? Say it.
-Let's say it at the same time. -One, two, three.
-Pork belly. -Pork... belly.
-Right. -Amazing!
What's my favorite color?
-Periwinkle. -Gold.
Right?
They're the same.
Let's do our secret handshake.
We really know this one.
Bro.
-All right! So... -All right! There.
Let's play a guessing game.
This is charades and you have to guess what we do.
-Okay. -Okay, first word.
COUNTRY BUTTERFLY
-English? Tagalog? -Tagalog.
Tagalog.
Pickled poop.
What's that? The first or second word?
-First word. -How many syllables?
A movie or an animal?
-A flying monster. -A butterfly!
-A flying monster. -A butterfly.
-Butterfly? -It's a butterfly.
Country butterfly!
-Okay. -Correct.
English.
Tummy ache!
-Hailing a cab! -Party!
Zumba!
-Zumba! -Amazing!
They probably worked out earlier.
What do you call a fast zumba song?
-What? -Zumba?
"Zoomba."
That's great.
What do you call a dead zumba instructor?
-What? -A "zumbie."
Where do zumba dancers hangout?
-Where? -At a "zumbar."
-Stabbing? -Crime scene!
Is it English?
-Massac... -English.
Nothing's happening.
-Ice pick! -I told you.
You're so good at this!
Hello?
Yes, Meme?
Hi, Meme!
It seems they're tired of joking around.
We need them to...
rest.
Now?
How much?
Okay, but you have to pay soon.
Yes!
Let's help each other.
Okay, I'll join you guys tonight.
Bring the ResBeks with you. Make them laugh! Bye!
That's an action star.
Are you and Empoy classmates? Because he dresses as...
Yes, but in SPED.
I moved to another class.
Someone's coming!
We have visitors!
There they are!
-The fat friends. -My ResBeks.
Amazing. This show has its multiverse.
They're rivals.
Out of all the comedians.
Why them?
I find them extremely funny.
I needed to prepare myself mentally. I thought, "What will you do now?"
We're doing something simple.
Listen carefully.
We'll try on all these clothes. Okay?
Now, if they fit, that's a "Fit!"
If not, it's "Ripped!"
-Okay. -What's the second one?
Ripped!
We're so hungry. We thought you were a roasted pig.
-I'm not a roasted pig. -She's an empanada.
-Wrong. -What?
A skinless sausage.
Who wants a corndog?
She looked like a dressed chicken. And when she said empanada... That was it.
Yeah! That...
This is pretty and pink.
What do you think? Fit or Ripped?
-Fit! -Ripped!
-Ripped! -What?
-Fripped! -Ripped!
-Ripped! -What?
-Ripped? -Ripped.
Help me, I don't understand.
Fit or Ripped?
Did you hear that sound?
-It's ripping. -Ripped.
That's a unique shirt. It's not a cracker, but it's crispy.
Fit or Ripped?
Fit!
My face was in game mode because...
They were so funny. I know them personally.
That's why I was careful.
I was aware that I needed to control myself.
Petite's body is like an ice cream cone, right?
Everything fits on the bottom. Everything rips on the top.
Like a cone.
It's because Petite is...
She needs to put it on herself!
You don't feel bad?
ResBaks, Petite and Tetay.
Petite.
Show them how to put those on while laying down.
Then stand up once you have it on.
Lie down!
Lie down!
Lie down!
-Roast her now! -Lie down!
Lie down!
Why do you lie down like that? Belly first?
It's none of your business.
That's a good strategy. Cross the legs first.
Like a hook.
That almost got me.
I'm a sucker for that kind of comedy.
-Wear it now. -Yes.
-Wear it now. -Oh, no.
-Oh, no. -She's getting ready...
You're putting on cycling shorts, but it sounds like you're making popcorn.
Something's popping.
It fits!
Go on, show it to them, Petite.
Fit or Ripped?
Stand up.
Meme told you to stand up.
-This is difficult! -It's difficult.
You can do it.
Let's hear it for Petite.
After that, show them how to wash that
using a washing machine.
She's wealthy. That's a touch button.
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