Love Island USA

Welcome to a brand-new season of Love Island USA .

Your summer fix is back,

and it is sexier, steamier, and "streamier" than ever before.

I'm Sarah Hyland,

and I am so excited to be joining the Love Island USA family.

I mean, come on. Have you checked out the brand-new--

Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.

Could you hold on one second?

Hello?

Oh, my God! Hi, babes!

Yeah! No, I'm here.

Yeah, I literally just told everybody about the move.

Yeah, no, I just told them the "steamier, streamier" thing,

the whole marketing pitch.

Where are you?

No, I went down the beach,

then took the right, then the second left…

Oh. Oh…

Oh, the first left?

Oh, no, I did not do that.

Then whose place is this--

…Is your place!

Great. Girl, I gotta go. I am trespassing. Bye.

Yes! Oh, I'm so sorry!

Love what you have done with the place.

It's so cute. Looks fantastic.

Have so much fun with your groceries, okay?

That Sarah Hyland's got style, class, and no GPS on her phone.

Let's meet the class of 2022,

starting with Deb, whose car broke down.

Very well put together. The package, I mean!

Over the next six weeks,

this lot and many others will be heading for Love Island USA .

Throughout, you will make decisions that impact them in real time,

and in the end, you'll crown Love Island USA 's winning couple of 2022,

and they'll have the chance to win $100,000.

Oh, now this is more like it! This is a Love Island villa.

A little bit late to the party, but here I am.

America, cancel your summer plans,

because the hottest, most talked-about dating show in the world is here,

and it starts right now.

Bring on the girls. I'm gonna go put on something sparkly!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, my God!

Here we go!

Love Island!

All right!

-Oh, my God! Hi! I'm Deb! -I'm Sereniti! Nice meeting you!

-You look so cute! -Oh, my God, girl!

-Shut up! -So freaking--

This looks so freaking amazing!

I can't believe we get to live here!

- Oh, my goodness! The signs! - This is the best summer ever!

"This Must Be the Place"!

- "All the Feels." - "My Type on Paper."

Can I touch the water?

- Is it real water? -Yeah.

"Thirst Trap."

-Are you gonna work out? - Yes.

My abs are gonna be here in five to seven days, business days.

- Five to seven business days. - Yes.

- We'll do it together. - They'll be here.

Champagne!

Oh, my God. Look at these pink chairs.

-Oh. Stop it. -And look at this bottle!

- You wanna pop it? - Ready?

-Oh, my God! -Let's go!

That was such a great pop!

- That was such a good pop. -Okay.

Pop, lock, and don't spill it.

-We don't waste around here. -No, we don't waste. I knew I liked you.

So, get down to the deets.

What are we looking for?

-What is our future papa? -Future papa.

-Who is our future papa? -You know what I need?

I just need someone to give me attention. That's all.

-Male attention is what our life-- -My type is attention.

-Okay, camera mark. -Oh, yeah. I forgot to put on underwear.

My name is Deb Chubb. I'm 26.

I live in Redondo Beach, California,

and I've been single for so long that if I don't find love here,

I'm becoming an anun-- a nun. Fuck.

I love making out!

I don't understand why I'm not allowed to date

every single one of the guys in the villa.

The perfect man is tall, tan, muscular.

I'm kind of into mullets right now, but I mean, it's not a deal-breaker.

Manners are so big for me.

"As little ships go out to sea, I dip my spoon away from me."

That's how you eat soup.

Like, my personality's really big,

and usually either a guy can't take me seriously,

or I can't take myself serious enough.

I'm finally ready to, like, settle down.

It's been four years. I'm gonna take it serious now.

Love Island, you better find me some frickin' love. Help!

I'm gonna try to find a wholesome man.

-I don't wanna just be distracted… -Yes.

-…but I know it's gonna be hard. -I feel you. I think--

-I look for intelligence, too. -Yeah.

Like, if I can find a man that, you know-- If he got something working up there…

-Yeah. -…I would love that.

-Yeah. -I would love that. Like…

I think I've always dated for personality and not looks.

-Mm-hmm. -And now, like, I wanna find someone

that, like, I wanna jump his bones mentally, emotionally, and physically.

-Mm! -Yeah, I'm trying to--

-I like that. -Yeah, I'm trying to hop on it. Yeah.

-They should make that a neon sign. -I know!

-"Jump my bones mentally, physically…" -"Mentally, emotionally jump the bones."

Let's loosen up, guys. Where's the vodka at?

I'm Sereniti. I'm 28 years old.

I'm a bartender, and I live in New Orleans,

where the crawfish does me good.

I was raised in a very, like, small town

where there was not many girls that looked like me,

so I never thought I was pretty.

You know when they say you're, like, short or not attractive,

you're, like, funny?

Now I'm, like, funny and, like, kinda cute.

Stopped being the second player. I'm number one now, baby.

A lot of people say that I'm intimidating, which-- I am not intimidating.

I am, like, the sweetest person ever until-- Just kidding.

My dad, he's a pastor, but I'm adventurous in the bedroom.

I'm all about being open about talking about sex.

In the name of Jesus, of course.

I'm just not willing to settle.

Being previously engaged, I thought that was love,

but I don't think love has actually hit me yet.

The goal is still marriage.

Love is a journey. Love is a road. Love is a hill, valley.

Whatever you want, it's-- Love is landscape. Let's say that.

And I'm just trying to get to the end of it.

I came here hoping and thinking that

I'm really gonna find what I'm looking for here.

- No-- -I'm gonna go all in.

I'm literally the same way. I was, like-- I've tried dating apps.

-I've tried dating in real life. -Dating apps are very terrifying.

I was like, listen, this is my last resort.

Yes, no, this is it.

-Like, y'all, we need to figure this out. -Yeah.

-Oh, my God! - Stop it!

You are gorgeous, baby!

Hey, y'all!

- Welcome to our home! - You look so cute!

So are you guys!

-I'm Sereniti. -Sydney. Nice to meet you.

-Sydney! Happy to meet you. -Oh, my God.

-That color looks so good on you. -Oh, my God.

-Thank you! -Hi, I'm Deb!

-You are a bombshell. -Nice to meet you. Your hair!

-Thank you. -We needed a redhead.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited. I finally get to meet my love!

My name's Sydney. I'm 22 years old. I'm from Houston, Texas.

My best friends would describe me as savage, spontaneous, funny as fuck.

Can we cuss on Love Island ?

- -Oh, perfect.

I feel like I have the worst experience with men.

They always wanna hook up with a redhead, but none of them wanna cuff a redhead.

I don't know if I'm too much for them.

My red flags are if they don't compliment you every day.

I'm not needy, but, like-- It takes a lot to piss me off,

but like, if you do, like, I will verbally annihilate you.

But other than that, I'm super nice.

I know what I want, and, like, I don't have room for any pussy shit,

and I need a fellow king to match my queen-ism.

How long have you been single?

-What happened? -Give us all the tea!

The relationship got kinda toxic towards the end,

and obviously, I immediately cut it off, and I just haven't looked back.

-Do we still talk to him? -Fuck no.

- Good. Good. - Great answer.

Oh, my God!

-Bring the-- Shit! -Hey!

Hello, baby!

-Oh, my God! You are gorgeous! -Hi!

Oh, my God.

Stop! Your legs!

That's-- You're the long-legged baby!

-Hi! -I'm Deb!

-Nice to meet you! -Dude, this girl has legs for days, man!

-I'm Sydney! Nice to meet you! -Nice to meet you!

-You're gorgeous. - Hi, sexy!

-Are you British? -Yeah, I am.

-Oh, my God. I'm absolutely buzzing. -Save it for our-- our friends at home.

I'm Zeta. I'm 29 years old.

I'm from London, and I am here to find my husband.

Yeah, I model, and I'm the world's sexiest babysitter.

So I get a lot of young boys just staring at my boobs, shooting their shot.

They're actually quite bold, you know. It's so interesting.

I thoroughly love being a Brit,

but being a Brit in America, definitely very interesting.

Like, I can't say, like, "Oh, can I have a cup of water?"

They're like, "What are you saying?"

Like, now I literally say, like, "Can I have water?"

We say, "Dickhead."

I think that you can kind of make out what that means.

Dickhead.

Today I was chatting with somebody and we said, "fanny,"

and apparently, "fanny" means your bum in America,