Ghosted

Barry your favorite director is Michael Bay.

Right. Yeah. A real inspiration.

- You like all of his movies? - Yeah.

I love all those movies.

Hey, what's with LaFrey's getup?

It's a water delivery day.

She has a crush on the water delivery guy.

Shh.

All right everyone, stop whispering about me,

and listen up.

The water deliver guy has clearance?

Oh, God, no.

Sinkholes.

Hey, guys? Something's really wrong.

It's an emergency, I messed up bad.

What is it?

I ordered way too many donuts.

- What? - Oh!

Get in there.

- You're the best. Oh, man. - Oh, my God. There's so many.

- Look at this. - Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.

- Thank you, Bob. - No problem.-

- These gluten free? - Those are gluten free.

Those are double gluten.

Like, so much gluten in there.

- Oh, my man. - I guess like you guys.

Oh, my God.

Anyway, I would love to hang around

and have a little donut party with my favorite people,

but I got to go start an autopsy on that cadaver

from the Dublin office, but reminder:

I'm having a little BBQ tonight if you guys

- want to stop by. - BBQ on a Tuesday?

That's genius.

Yeah, it's gonna be all right.

I'm doing a couple beer can chickens. It's gonna be fun.

I'll bet there'll be some, just, regular old beer cans, huh?

- We'll drink some brewskis? - Yeah.

There will be some beer cans filled with frosty brewskis.

Uh, have you been spying on me?

Oh!

You been spying on me?

Ah, man.

I wish that I could go. I promised my boyfriend

that I would videotape his new free throw technique.

It's-it's granny style.

Oh, that's so smart. I mean, it looks a little silly,

but it's so much more effective.

That's what he said.

Well, I'll let him know you said that. Thanks.

You bet.

Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob.

I-I just wanted to say,

you're the best person I've ever met.

Well, that's only 'cause you can't meet yourself, champ.

Bob.

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,

- Bob, Bob, Bob. - Okay.

Sinkholes.

Oh, oh, oh.

Mm.

You know, there is a theory that sinkholes are the result

- of a secret society of mole people. - Mole people.

- Jinx. - Jinx.

- -Double jinx. Oh! - Double jinx. You owe me two thumbs.

- Oh! What? - You don't do two thumbs?

- I didn't... No. - Yeah, you owe me two...

- That's right. You never heard that? - No.

- It's Bob. - Oh, Bob.

He's a hoot.

You can't have any donuts, Bob.

We got them all.

Help!

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, God!

Bob, no!

- No. - No!

Don't worry. That glass is bulletproof.

That thing will never get out of that room.

Oh! Whoa!

Oh, my God.

Okay, calm down, everyone.

Careful.

- Lisa! - Ellen!

Wha... Dude, it was Ellen, right?

I-I thought it was Lisa. I'm not, I'm not sure.

All right. Come on, people. Pull it together.

I'm going to call Director Romslo

- and find out how to proceed. - I'm sorry,

- who is Director Romslo? - My boss.

Everyone has a boss, Max. Even me.

Get me Romslo.

Oh, Captain LaFrey.

What's going on?

Sir, we have a predator of unknown species

loose in the building.

A predator. How did this happen?

It was the Dublin cadaver transfer.

Apparently, it wasn't dead.

The Dublin cadaver?

Initiate B-13.

Sir... B-13? No, no.

That-that won't be necessary.

You have no idea what's necessary.

My responsibility is the safety of the public.

B-13 is initiated.

You have 30 minutes to eliminate the threat.

Sir, please. That's not enough time.

Lockdown initiated.

Remain in your office.

Protocol B-13 initiated.

Remain in your office.

Protocol B-13 initiated.

- What is B-13? - The Bureau is sealed off.

If we don't find and kill this thing in the next 30 minutes,

everything in here gets incinerated.

- Wait, what? - I don't want to burn to death.

I want to die in my sleep, butt-naked.

All right, listen up. Leroy.

You and Annie start tracking the target.

Barry, you and Max get into that lab, figure out what

this thing is and how to kill it. And, guys,

remember what we do here today,

we do for Bob.

- I will be... - Sorry to interrupt,

but security guy wouldn't let me leave,

and I came down the back elevator. Now I'm lost.

I will be helping Jace, the water delivery man,

because we have nothing to hide from him.

It's a totally normal day.

So, go ahead and go.

- Let's go. - Can't believe she lets

the water guy come down here.

Uh, Jace, please, come on in.

_

Okay, this sensor detects any non-human DNA.

If the creature comes within 15 feet, it'll start to beep.

What's up with you and Max?

What? What are you even talking about?

I have a boyfriend.

Who, free throw guy?

My sense is that's been over for a while,

and neither one of you wants to say it.

Okay, you are wrong, and that is so none of your business.

And besides, how would you know?

Annie, I'm a detective.

I detect things all the time.

Even in my co-workers' relationships.

- It's almost a curse. - Okay.

Why are we even talking about this?

There is a predator in the building.

On the force, when we were in a shootout,

it was best to talk about something else

to keep your mind off the danger.

You seem pissed at me now,

but you don't seem nervous anymore.

Huh. Well, I guess you're right.

Plus, I love juicy gossip.

Still nothing.

Those samples Bob took before he, uh...

Got all the skin sucked off his head

and stayed alive for, like, a full minute afterwards?

Yeah. Could you bring those over here, please?

What's it like working with a certified badass

like Leroy every day?

Are you just like, "Wow"?

I mean, uh, you know, Leroy's great.

Lucky to be working with him.

Uh, are you downplaying it so I won't feel jealous?

Because it's not working.

I'm answering honestly. I love working with Leroy.

We make a great team. He...

Bob really admired Leroy.

Bob's dead, Barry.

Okay?

Yeah.

Let's, uh, continue working, all right?

Yes.

Sorry about all of the confusion,

but it's kind of... lucky.

'Cause, uh, you've just been doing such a terrific job

that I'm actually thinking

of putting in a few more water coolers.

Really?

I mean, that sort of thing normally goes

through our sales team.

Something tells me that you can handle it.

It's rare that I meet someone as passionate about water as I am.

25 minutes remaining.

That's the countdown

for our lunch break.

Maybe we could have lunch together?

Well, I'd like that, Jace. I would.

Uh, tell you what, I want you to stay here,

and, uh, you draw up a, uh, proposal,

and then I'll come back

and we can go over the numbers together.

Okay.

Shag, Marry, Kill: me, Leroy, yourself?

Barry, even if I wanted to play, that list is too weird.