Hey! Our dear Don-chan (おーい！どんちゃん)

A SHUICHI OKITA FILM

HEY! OUR DEAR DON-CHAN

Oh, a lion.

There she is. That one's asleep.

She's looking this way!

- Over there. - That one's asleep.

The Gorilla and Tiger Zone!

There they are!

You can see gorillas!

Sorry, were you waiting long?

- Yes. - Sorry.

How was it?

Hmm... These Ueno lions don't have any killer instinct.

Shall we try Asahiyama?

Nah. I don't think I'm going to sense a real killer instinct in any zoo.

That's because they feed them.

I guess so.

- This is for a commercial, you said? - No, a two-hour TV drama.

You have a lot of scenes?

No. I get killed right at the start.

Michio... are you dumb or something?

But I get killed by someone. I've never experienced that.

But you're not getting eaten by a lion. It's a person, right?

Same thing.

- No, it's not. - It's not the same.

Okay, show me how you'd look if you were killed.

Just do whatever.

They won't show your face as much as you think.

Just die.

Just do it how you feel.

Hey, listen.

The thing about me is, however small the part,

I want to give it my all.

Or else I'll never get anywhere.

Who would cast me again?

I'm telling you, you never know who might be watching.

Paul Thomas Anderson could be watching. You just don't know.

Who's that?

- You haven't heard of him? - No.

Your desperation is coming across.

I am desperate.

Everyone can see, "Oh, that guy's desperate."

"Look at that guy."

You've been in movies, right, Sakamoto?

One or two, yeah.

How did you pull that off?

Oh, jeez...

- Here he goes again. - What is it about you?

Really, I couldn't tell you that myself.

- I'm not sure. - Give me a break.

What's your problem? This guy...

I'm through with indie movies too.

What's wrong with indie movies?

Even if I do an indie movie, they cast me as the main character's friend.

I'm so done with that.

- I want to go. - Shall we go?

- It's hot. - I want to go home.

Sakamoto, you can buy us some ice cream with that movie money you have.

Good idea.

No.

- No? - Why not?

Come on, treat us. You're making good money.

Damn, that itches.

- Just some ice cream. - No.

- Okay. - Okay?

Not!

HASE, ENOMOTO, GUNJI

I'm back.

Hey, guys.

What are you watching?

The Master.

I wanted to watch this! Really?

Thanks, man.

Wow.

It's so hot.

How's my boy Joaquin?

Is he doing well?

Philip Seymour Hoffman...

Damn.

Has this just started?

- About an hour ago. - Really?

When's it due back?

Huh?

You know River Phoenix?

He and Joaquin Phoenix

are brothers, apparently, right?

Which...

I don't remember which one is...

Stand by...

Oh, which one...

Is it River? I'm not sure.

Is River the older one?

Panda.

Panda.

I want to be in a movie.

I want to be in a movie.

I want to be in a movie.

Let's be in a movie. Come on. I want to be in a movie.

Right, guys?

- Let's be... - Would you shut the hell up?

- What's your problem? - I'm sad.

Can I rewind?

Hey, let's start from the beginning.

Let's restart it.

Come on, from the start.

- No way! - Why not?

Here, here.

- Want some? - Thanks.

Very nice.

Here.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Seriously? I have to pay 20,000.

Come on.

- I got five. - Five.

One, two, three, four, five.

I miss a turn.

One, two, three, four, five.

- Oh! - Hmm?

I've had a baby daughter.

- Congratulations. - Children are a blessing.

Yeah.

- Where's my gift? - How much?

2,000 dollars.

You want our cash, huh?

There you are, 2,000.

Thanks very much.

- Gunji, Gunji. - Oh.

Apparently tomatoes are good for your skin.

- So you should eat them every day. - Really?

Cameras are going to keep getting sharper and sharper,

picking up any imperfections.

- Really? - I'll eat some, then.

Here we go.

What's the matter?

Pass me a tissue.

- No way, these are the good ones. - It's fine.

No!

- Come on, man! - Not happening.

- Get some toilet paper. - Tightwad alert!

I paid good money for these.

I don't need it anyway. I don't need it.

- Don't you like tomatoes? - Damn...

Whoa.

Don't you have rehearsal today?

- Hmm? - Rehearsal.

Not anymore.

Tomita said he can't write the script.

There it is.

Isn't the show in August?

That's right.

Oh, I've had another kid.

Wow.

Genghis Khan over here.

Who's that?

- 2,000 dollars. - Again?

- 2,000. - Thanks. Thank you.

Nice.

Whose turn is it?

Is it me?

Oh sorry.

Damn, I am paying 3,000?

Wait I am being paid?

Why is that baby crying so much?

- Crying? - Hmm?

One, two, three.

I spend a load on a rollercoaster.

- Does that happen? - I doubt it.

So many theme parks. Just don't ride it.

I've been thinking about changing my name to change my luck.

Spell it all in hiragana, no Chinese characters.

Michio Hase.

Like Michio Mado does.

- Who's that? - There's a guy called that.

Called Mado? Never knew that.

- I have an idea too. - What?

I want to grow bitter melon up here.

Nice. That'll keep us cool.

Do it.

Hey, Enoken.

- It's your turn. - Enoken.

Enoken.

It's outside our front door.

Huh?

- It's by our door. - What?

What the hell?

I'm scared!

Huh?

- What? - When did it arrive?

- I don't know. - Me neither.

The whole time, maybe?

DEAR KEN, PLEASE TAKE CARE OF HER. –KAORI YOSHINOGAWA

Hey, wait.

"Dear Ken."

From a Yoshinogawa. You know her?

Isn't that Enoken's ex?

- For real? - Yeah, that fat one.

Enoken.

Enoken!

So? What's going on?

Just get it inside, Gunji.