The first 200 lines.
Have you ever wondered
why a lot of things must come in pairs?
Be it friends
or
lovers.
Once you find the right person,
it's always worth the effort
to go after them.
Throughout my life as a chic guy,
I've been with many girls.
-Ying. -Yes?
Let's go and see a movie after this.
I have a math session after.
-What about tomorrow? -I have biology.
-What about the day after? -The day after?
I have physics, chemistry, social studies, science, English,
and back to math again.
Lychee.
I look fat. Let's take another one.
Cherry.
-Cherry. -Cherry.
Are we done? Let's eat.
Wait.
Let's take another selfie.
-Strawberry. -Strawberry.
Should we just get the check?
Baby, what should we order?
What would you like?
-Anything. -Do you want ice cream?
It's fattening.
-How about honey toast? -It's too sweet.
They have pudding, shaved ice, and cream puffs.
I'm sick of them.
Then what would you like?
Anything.
Are you mad at me about something, Namwan?
No!
That was a firm no.
If I did something to upset you,
I'm sorry.
Why are you saying sorry? I said I'm not mad.
I'm not mad!
Then why are you...
Shut up.
But none of them felt right,
so I came to this university with the goal of finding a new partner.
I never thought that
the one for me
would be so different from everyone else.
The cheerleading audition is over,
but my search for love is not.
Does the costume fit?
This year's costume is a bit tight.
It fits me perfectly, Fang.
That's great.
Anyway, I just realized that
I'm your senior mentor.
That's right.
Why do you want to be a cheerleader?
Well,
I want to have a good experience
and make new friends.
That's good. By the way,
someone wrote you a letter.
Damn. You just got here, and you're already popular.
Come on.
I don't care about that stuff.
I want to focus on my studies and school activities.
That's very good.
We have a get-together between mentors and mentees next week.
I'll see you then.
I'm going to open it.
Tine, I've had my eyes on you since the initiation ceremony.
There's something I want to tell you.
Meet me by the football field.
Well, what do you want to tell me?
I don't have much time.
Are you talking to me?
That's right. Didn't you write me this letter?
Are you crazy?
Do you think you're Tom Cruise?
You lunatic.
I wrote it.
My name is Green.
I'm a first-year humanity student.
Here.
Thanks.
Tine Teepakorn, first-year law student.
I like you.
What?
Finally,
you've found your soulmate.
Stop teasing me, Fong.
Are you a homophobe?
Are you crazy?
I had lots of gay friends back in high school,
but don't you understand that I don't want to date them?
Just turn him down then.
I already did.
I told him over and over that I like girls.
But look at this.
He said he would do whatever it takes to change my mind.
Damn.
He's really determined.
-Who wants to join Team Green? -Me.
Phuak, you jerk.
Can't you see I'm stressed out?
Jeez.
Relax, man.
If you're not interested,
he will give up eventually. Trust me.
-That's right. -Really?
The snacks are so tasty.
-They are. -They're delicious.
STUDENT DORMITORY
Tine!
Your ride is here.
Hop on.
Come on. Let's get going.
Come on. I'm ready.
Tine!
Tine, wait for me!
Guess who I ran into this morning?
-Who? -Who?
Was it Green?
Yes. He came to pick me up at my dorm.
I'm lucky to have gotten away.
How did you know it was him?
There. I see a guy heading towards you.
Tine.
I bought you Blue Hawaii soda, your favorite.
Take it.
Drink up.
"I may not look very pretty,
but I'm so damn yummy."
What?
Thank you.
"I love you, Tine."
Do you want anything else, Tine?
You can have my heart.
Damn it.
Why didn't he just poop for me too?
-I told you he's determined. -Fuck.
What did you tell me?
You said he would give up if I showed no interest.
And what's this?
You guys must help me think
of how to get rid of him.
I have an idea.
If you couldn't get rid of him by being nice,
you'll have to play hardball.
-Hardball. -Hardball?
That's right.
Is hardball...
like football?
You could kick the ball on its head.
Come on, guys. Be serious.
A baseball is way better.
-We could hit him with a baseball bat. -Right.
That would scare him.
Right.
How about a basketball?
That would work too.
Tine.
I'm glad you asked me out for a walk,
but this place is...
What's wrong?
It's pretty here.
The atmosphere is really nice.
There's nothing pretty about it.
Let's go somewhere else, Tine.
Let's go.
Let's stay for a bit. It's pretty here.
Look, Green.
What?
It's so pretty.
How is it pretty?
Did you hear people talking?
Hey!
You two are annoying. What are you doing here so late?
Seeing two people in love
really gets on my nerves.
If you don't want to wake up in a hospital,
you must break up
and cut the lovey-dovey crap.
Green, let's just do as they say,
so we don't get hurt.
It's just breaking up.
-That's right. -Yes.
Tine, wait for me here.
I'll handle them.
Damn. He's got balls.
He's got balls...
Wait. Stop.
-Come on. -Holy shit!
Are you Green or John Wick?
-Shit. -Well,
I used to do a little bit of boxing.
-But... -Not just a little, I think.
Are you okay, Tine?
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