Entourage

- So, how many times you call her? - Once.

And she didn't call you back? Bitch.

Emily's not a bitch.

I was calling you a bitch, for thinking about calling her again.

That is very bitch-like.

You call a girl once, she don't call you back, the relationship's over.

I was drunk. I don't even remember what I said.

Maybe she never got the message.

- You drunk-dialed her? - Still, no excuse.

- No more tequila for this guy. - You're cut off.

- What is she so mad about, anyway? - It's not that she's mad.

She feels like I'm putting her in an uncomfortable situation with me and Ari.

You should've bluffed her, spun it around.

Let her think you're uncomfortable with the situation.

First Kristen, then Emily. Why do you let these girls get in your head?

The guys have a point. You're getting a little soft in your old age.

It's Ari, finally. Ari, where are you?

Right where I'm supposed to be. Where are you?

We're at Coffee Bean, like we said.

No, we said Starbucks, Eric.

I distinctly remember, because I fucked a counter girl here.

Be careful crossing the street. He's at Starbucks.

What, did you rob a bank?

I earned it. Pacific Blue residuals, baby. We sold Malaysia.

- How much you got there, bro? - Don't you worry about it.

So, what's with the face to face?

I just want you guys to know that all of my attention...

is now focused on Queens Boulevard.

That's nice.

- Isn't that nice? - Yeah. So, we have a deal or what?

- We got a deal pending. - Pending what?

Pending a meeting with the director.

We gotta get approved by the director now?

No, we don't. It's like a meet and greet. A blind date. Fifteen minutes.

You have a drink, you like each other, you make a movie.

- Blind dates are my forte. - There you go.

I'm heading up the coast with the missus. Call me, tell me if you guys like each other.

- You did good, Ari. - Thank you.

- Tell him, E. - You did good, Ari.

We just had a moment. Did you feel that?

I think I'm gonna leave Mrs. Ari and take you for the weekend.

Don't do that.

- So, who's the guy? - Billy Walsh.

- Yeah? - You heard of him?

Yeah, the guy won Sundance. Film called Daze.

I read the guy financed his movie...

- by donating blood. - How was it?

I didn't see that shit. You know I don't like indies.

- I'm into the studio system. - Ari says this guy's hot.

Everybody in town wants to work with him. We got him.

He wants to work with Vince.

- You'll ask him about a part for me, right? - And nothing else.

- Where's the meeting? - Chateau.

- Arnold, come on, boy. - You guys want to roll with?

The fuck else we got to do, player?

You guys hang here. We'll be back in a little while.

Don't talk to us like we're adopted, bro.

Just leave it outside the door, asshole!

It's Vincent Chase.

- You Billy? - No.

You guys see Billy around anywhere?

- You know Billy? - Yeah, whatever.

All right.

Sorry, pal.

- You sure you're not Billy? - Do I look like fucking Billy?

I don't think that's Billy.

My man, Vincent Chase.

Wick was right. You're very fuckable in person.

You fucking laughing? This guy's the best actor of his generation.

No bullshit. He'll blow all your asses off the screen.

- Thank you. - You guys are early.

Actually, no. We're right on time.

That might mean something to me if I knew who you were.

- This is my buddy, Eric. - You can call me E.

Is that your thing, being on time? I won Sundance at 24.

What do you gotta say about that kind of arrival?

- Congratulations. - Cool.

I'm gonna get dressed. You guys grab a cocktail or something.

I'll be right out.

He's a nice guy.

We're not here to make friends. We're here to make a movie.

You know Howard Hughes used to stay in this room back in the day.

Now Scorsese's doing the movie.

They offered it to Billy first, but he turned it down.

He ain't gonna soft-soap nobody.

Billy's a genius, brother. You're lucky to be working with him.

- You're an asshole! - Shut up!

- Come on, let's get some coffee. - Bye, baby.

Come on. I'm buying.

You ever jerk off with a belt around your neck?

No. Should I?

Sounds interesting.

All right, forget that shit. Check this out. Scandinavian twins.

For $1,500, they'll come over and fuck us like we're Vince.

I don't pay for pussy.

Since when? It's like 50 rub and tugs with you.

Since I like walking around with money in my pocket.

Come on, Drama, you got that fat residual check.

They're just your type.

No means no.

Let me talk to him. You're like a fucking bull in a china shop.

Thank you.

All right, one.

My agent.

Fucking prick wants me to do a studio movie.

Yeah, mine, too.

I told him to go fuck himself. I'm not in this for the money, Vince.

Queens Boulevard is gonna be my Mean Streets.

- Kind of an ode to the way we grew up. - You grew up in Queens?

Scarsdale, but my dad owned a Key Food in Kew Gardens.

I bet you'd like to see Vince do a big studio movie, E?

- Actually, no. - He just wants me to do a good film.

Come on. There is no glory in making a $5 million indie, E.

There is if it's a good one.

Ari said you had thoughts on the script, things you might want to change.

- It's done. - What did you do?

I made Vincent's character a man.

See, he was a pussy. That sensitive shit was putting me to sleep.

The stuff with the girlfriend was pretty good.

No, it wasn't.

Vince, I want to shoot you long-lensed.

Give you size in the frame, power.

Like Redford in Three Days of the Condor. McQueen in Bullitt.

You like The Pope of Greenwich Village?

It's one of my favorite films.

You should do a remake of that, Vince.

No. No one should ever remake that movie. It was perfect.

You'd let them redo the Mona Lisa, E?

Anyway...

read it. Tell me what you think.

- All right. - Call my cell. I'll be waiting.

- Great. - Don't let the suit influence you.

Hey, man, I'm not a suit.

Yeah, man, you are. You just don't know it yet.

- Toodle-loo. - See you later.

I'm Johnny, Vince's brother.

I really digged your movie, man.

- It was great. - Gracie.

Unbelievable.

- You must've found a glitch. - So what?

So you're a little glitch bitch.

Blame the game makers. Don't blame the player, hater.

Give me that control.

- Get off! Why are... - This one sucks.

Who dates Scarlett Johansson?

Ryan Gosling? Actually, I don't know.

I love her.

Vince, we got a big problem here.

E., we have no problems. Life is good.

Do you know who dates Scarlett Johansson?

- No. - I think I'm in love with her.

Did you read this?

You know I like to get your impressions first.

It's a disaster. This guy Walsh is out of his fucking mind.

Don't get so emotional just 'cause you got a personal problem with him.

Don't get so emotional just 'cause you got a personal problem with him.

What?

He wasn't so nice to E.

- That's not it. - This guy gets more opinionated every day.

Don't fuck this up, E. I really want to do this.

The guy said the suit would be judgmental.

He's got a guy blowing you on Page 26!

Come on.

Seriously?

I better read it.

- I better read that shit, too. - Who's blowing him?

I hope it's not the part of the bookie, 'cause I'm playing that.

That would be really awkward.

Look, Vince, there's no shame in playing gay.

Look at Tom Hanks, Philadelphia. The guy won an Oscar.

I'd take it in the ass on camera for an Oscar.

You'd take it in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.

That's not even on the air anymore.

I don't know about you, but I don't want to see Vince...

running around Queens with a silk shirt knotted at the bellybutton.

- You're really homophobic. - No, I'm not.

If you were gay, okay, I'd accept that. But you're not.

So why are you gonna pretend you are?

'Cause the guy's an actor, you fucking idiot. That's what he does.

No, that's what you do, you ass-fucked loser.

Keep it up, Turtle.

It's not about an Oscar or the neighborhood.

If it's good, I'll do it.

I'm just not sure I understand why it's in there.

It's in there 'cause Walsh is psychotic. He's got to change the script back.

- So call him, E. - I'm calling him.

Billy, it's E.

Yeah, Vince's guy.

Listen, we want to talk to you about the script.

Hold on a second.

He's at Crazy Girls. He wants us to come over right now.

- Sweet. - Crazy Girls at noon?

Cancel that order, honey.

Crazy Girls has got a great buffet.

Why aren't you eating?

They got downgraded to a "B."

If these warm plates aren't heated up to the right temperature...

they become hotbeds of bacteria.

Isn't that that girl from Cheetahs in Vegas?

Yeah, the one you cock blocked me for.