Crashing

Hm?

Oh!

Just gonna... get that.

Oh, God.

What time is it?

Oh, it's pretty early.

- Good morning. - Hi. Oh! Heh.

Sorry. I'm not a... a big morning kisser.

I get it.

Yeah.

Oh. I am... not fresh.

Mm-hmm.

So, uh...

Do you, um...

have somewhere to be today or...?

Uh... no.

No.

I work Monday, Wednesday, Fri... Friday.

- At the... - Oh.

At Cold Stone Creamery?

Mm.

You heard of it?

Yeah.

You should come by, I'll...

I'll, uh, happily mix anything in you want, any contraband.

Eww. I can give you my employee discount.

Oh. That's nice.

I'm lactose intolerant, though, so...

Hey, um...

Last night...

was really special.

Yeah... it was.

Um... sorry. I... I have to get to work.

- I still have this temp job. - Yeah.

I'm doing some, some data entry during the day.

Yeah. Making the cash.

Making the sweet cheddar.

Okay, so... yeah. I mean,

definitely, you know,

take a minute or two to get your stuff together.

Oh my God, that is a lifesaver.

If I could just have a few more hours of sleep,

I think it would make a big difference.

Sure. Yeah, fine. Um, the door locks behind you.

Okay? I mean,

can I use your bathroom?

Sure.

Can you? Okay.

- Bike on wall. - That's my bike, it's right there.

What are you doing?

No, no. This is just a sit-pee.

I... The room's kind of spinning.

I don't think I should be standing and aiming right now.

Just close the door.

That's usually what people do when they're... sit-peeing.

I was mostly done.

All right, I gotta go!

But, um, have a great day!

Okay.

Don't stay too long!

Are any of these toothbrushes guest toothbrushes?

Ali?

- Wow! - The floors are awesome.

Oh, my gosh. That's so cool.

Hey.

I'm, uh, I'm Pete. Ali said it was okay if

I wanted to cool out a little bit, so...

Are you... Ali's boyfriend?

I mean... It's funny you should ask,

'cause that's kind of what I've been mulling over.

On one hand, we had a really

amazing time last night,

and on the other, she could not have gotten out of here faster.

So, who's to say?

I mean, there was kind of a thing this morning.

- I was a little bit overly familiar, I... - Yes.

All right.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Shit!

Oh, really? Oh, that's...

Ali!

Hey.

Oh my God!

Uh, sorry. I... I just, um...

What are you still doing here? I don't understand.

Who's this?

I'm Steve. We work together. We have a...

Shut the fuck up, Steve. It's fine.

Pete, do you understand how creepy it is

that you're still in my space?

Yes. I'm sorry, I... I just didn't wanna leave...

I acci... I'm sorry.

- I... I cracked your glass table. - What?

I made a tray... I'm so sorry... of pasta.

Oh! Fuck!

- And I put the hot tray on the glass. - Shit.

I didn't know heat broke glass.

- What? - The tray is glass.

Come on, man, that's untempered glass.

You put anything above 300 degrees on it, it's gonna crack for sure.

There's special oven glass and there's table glass?

Obviously, you can't just, you know, you couldn't...

You wouldn't put your glass table in the oven, it'd shatter.

There's all different kinds of glass, you know?

But the tray is glass.

So... So what? You woke up, and then you went in the kitchen,

and made yourself a... breakfast lasagna?

I... I'm hungover. You don't have a lot of food.

Um, should we talk about this?

Steve? Can you, um...

Can you just give us a second? Please?

Okay.

I'm sorry. You look... you look really nice. I like the...

Okay. Okay, you said it.

Um, I think maybe you're getting the wrong idea here.

Like, last night was really fun, absolutely.

- Really fun. - It was fun. Yes.

Um, but I told you that I don't date comics.

Right. While we were having drinks, and then...

- Mm-hmm. - ...one thing led to another.

- Mm-hmm. - And then, we had sex.

Right! So...?

So...

I know sex is a casual thing to some people,

but I... you're the second person in my entire life

I've ever made love to.

Oh my God.

- Um... - Ali, that... it meant something to me.

It wasn't just some casual, secular sort of hookup.

Okay. Pete, um, it was a hookup, though.

It was a hookup.

I just... I mean... that... It meant something to me,

and I think it meant something to you. I...

- What? - I liked... being with you.

I liked waking up here. I liked...

Yeah, great, but, like, that's...

that's where we end it, you know?

That was a... That was a big deal. I gave myself to you. I...

Okay. You gotta go.

- Okay. - You gotta go.

- I... I... I'm really sorry. - It's time.

I can buy you a new table.

No, it's fine. Seriously, it's fine.

Okay. I'm so sorry. Again.

Yep. Okay.

- I guess, I love you. - Wow.

- Sorry, that was reflexive. - Okay!

Do you feel that in there?

Yeah... uh, yeah.

- Mm. - That's pretty intense. Wow.

Hey.

- Sorry. I'm sorry. - Peter.

Hey, man. I'm really sorry, man.

I... I got here as fast as I could.

You smell like rum, brother.

I'm very hungover.

I'd offer you some hot cider, but the pressure cooker busted,

right in the middle of that rush, 'cause...

I think 'cause I tried to make soap in it,

which shouldn't have done, but...

I'm really sorry, man, I... I fucked up.

Hey, it's all right. Look at you. What is this?

Uh, you don't have to... That's... that's okay.

- Let's put these down. - Have a seat. Sit down.

I don't... I don't need a massage.

I need Advil and a Diet Coke.

- I get it. - Let's just...

No worries. Just have a seat.

- Here. - What are you...? Come on, man. Ow.

Here.

- Oh... - There.

I've just run into a little bit of blockage, man.

Oh my God. Please don't stop.

I'm not stopping. I'm just oiling up, Peter.

Oh... God.

There's a whole new Peter I'm uncovering.

Is this... Is this what you did to my wife?

In a way.

- Ah... Oh! - Ah-ah!

Oh, there you are, Peter.

Ah.

Let's go get you some fries.

Thank you.

There's something different about you, Peter.

Your vibrations are... very different. What's up?

I don't know.

I did kind of get into it last night.

I'm a little hungover.

I actually...

I had sex last night.

Se... Peter, mazel tov!

That's outstanding. Making love is making love.

Uh-huh.

There's more of it now for us today to share.

Yeah.

I kind of thought maybe it was one thing, and...

It was just a casual... It was just casual.

She made that... abundantly clear.

Hey, man, to hell with the labels.

There was a transference of energy.