The Breadwinner

You guys are going to love it.

I mean, it's just such a great car.

It's got great cup-holders.

I remember our cars didn't have cup-holders growing up.

You guys like cups, right? You have a bunch of them.

I mean, by the way, you all have a teenager, right?

- - My name is Nate Wilcox,

and I'm the best car salesman this side of the Mississippi.

This right here, safest car on the road.

- - This right here,

the loudest car on the road!

A lot of people think selling cars

is just a bunch of big fake smiles and handshakes.

But not for me! It's all about

understanding my customer's needs.

And I mean, like, helping them actually solve problems.

You're going to college, right?

Look, everybody's going to be driving trucks and flashy cars.

You want to stand out. You want to be rememberable.

This is how you do it, right here.

- A minivan? - Of course a minivan!

Dude, I drove one of these in high school

and everybody loved it.

I was Homecoming King.

- You were? - Yeah.

I mean, you know, it was a small school and mostly girls,

but the point is they still talk about that van to this day.

It's even got a cooler inside, dude.

Yep, that's how I sell cars.

And it's worked out pretty well for me so far.

I'll tell you, I am living the American dream.

I live in a beautiful neighborhood.

I own a beautiful home.

I have three great daughters and an incredible wife.

What can I say? Life is good.

I'm the breadwinner, and Katie's a stay-at-home mom.

I know that may sound a little old-fashioned,

but for us, it's all about having

a good work-life balance.

I handle work, Katie handles life.

Come on, please!

- Can you just... - Stop! No.

No. You're so impatient. You can use it when I'm done.

- Conceited. C-O-N-C-E-I-T... - Oh, my God. Mom,

Hadley's spelling at me again!

Is she spelling correctly?

- I don't know. - Yes, I am.

And she's great at details.

Our whole world is run from

this color-coded system she made.

I don't always know what the colors mean,

but I'm not the one, you know, who picks up the kids,

so I kind of don't have to, I guess.

"Buy Sam a horse"?

It's on the calendar.

- - Yeah, nice try.

I can't hear you.

- What'd you say? -

But it's not like Katie does everything by herself.

I help.

One of my jobs is taking out the trash...

...and I never, ever forget that.

Wait, it's trash day!

Wait!

- - Hold on!

Wait! Wait!

Hold on. Hold on!

- -

Okay, sometimes I do

- forget to take out the trash. -

But, look, if I did everything right,

this would be a pretty boring movie.

Did you not see me?

No, we saw the whole thing.

Well, then, why didn't you stop?

This is recycling.

Trash came an hour ago.

His dance moves are so cute.

And look at those dimples.

Mom, Gracie's obsessing over a boy.

Yeah, you know what, you might want to put that away

before your dad gets back.

Mom, I'm 13.

- I'm allowed to like boys. Oh, I know that.

But sometimes it takes dads

- a little longer to... -

- ...you know, accept it. -

- All right, trash is done. How was that?

- Why? What'd you hear? -

Wait, what's in your hoodie?

What?

Oh, my...

It must have fell from the tree!

Ew.

Dad, how much does a horse cost?

Probably too much.

And, I mean, we're not a horse affording family.

Thank you, Nate. Remember, Sam, we said no horses.

Why not?

Because the horse we could afford

would have major problems.

What if you got kicked in the head?

You ain't coming back from that.

Abraham Lincoln got kicked in the head by a horse.

There's no way that's true.

Yeah, when he was 10. He almost died, too.

That's the greatest comeback story I've ever heard.

That guy's the GOAT!

Ooh, can we get one of those?

A goat? A goat has rectangle eyes.

You don't want to look at that.

We're like a hamster affording family.

Guinea pig on a good year.

Goldfish though, we're rolling in goldfish money.

What is this? Is this your star thing?

Yeah. So I call it the Star Minder.

The... the points of the star are little reminder tabs

to help the girls get ready in the morning.

Oh, my goodness, this looks like something you bought.

- That's what I said. - Right?

That's... I mean, it's, like, crazy professional.

Thank you.

You all are lucky to have

- such a talented mom. -

Well, I like to think so.

Mm.

Ooh!

- Oh, yeah? -

Maybe everybody should get a kiss!

No! No! Stop!

Give it to me! Give it to me!

Oh, the kiss monster wants one!

Ew, what happened out there?

[GARBAGE CLATTERING AND RUSTLING]

- Raccoons. - Hm.

Oh! Babe, remember, we have dinner at the Ashfords' tonight.

Avery's parents, Conor and Angela.

Conor and I are room parents together.

He's the dad who's so excited to meet you.

He's always asking about you.

Oh, that guy?

It's going to be fun. It's happening.

Well, you know I love a good hang with a stranger.

Bye, Dad. Love you.

Bye, Dad. Love you. Have a great day at work.

- Love you. Love you all.

Bye.

- -

Put three on the board!

Dude, I don't know what it is,

but I am killing it out there today.

My guy, that's what I'm talking about.

Here's your coffee.

- Just how you like it. - Mm.

One cream, 14 sugars.

Hey, how many times have you won Salesman of the Year now? Six?

I don't do it for the title, man.

I do it...

for those Titan tickets.

- - I do it for my family,

because there's nothing they love more

than looking up at that jumbotron

and seeing a stadium full of Titans fans cheering my name.

That's the best day of their year,

seeing me up on that 'tron.

Yeah, you're a true family man, Wilcox.

- Thanks. -

No, she didn't. That's amazing.

Well, you've made a great choice with this car.

It's going to last you 20 years.

You won't need another new car until you're 50.

Oh, stop.

I'm just being serious. - Ugh.

Here, Dennis here will take you to my office, okay?

Miss me.

Peyton, put some pants on, okay?

I can't have corporate seeing you like this.

- Is that a ladies' shirt? Yes, it is.

I'm just sick of losing to Nate every year,

so I've changed up my strategy.

I'm going to target the ladies...

- Oh. - ...and then pecs

bring in the checks.

- Uh... You see that?

- No. - Not... No, not that.

You see Toyota dance? You see Peyton dance?

You see Toyota dance?

How long you been practicing this?

45 to 50 minutes this morning.

Those Titans tickets are yours.

Once you go Pakistan, you never go back-istan.

- -

Contractor was a nightmare.

How long did the renovation take?

- Six years. - Six years. Wow.

Just the boys grilling.

Yeah, it's nice.

- Oh. -

- Five-second rule. -

I... I can eat that one.