Blow for Blow

Sure you wanna do this?

Come on, Billy.

Come on, Billy. Whoa!

Yeah, yeah.

Get up!

Take him, Billy.

All right! All right!

Get up!

Mr. Myers, really?

Yes, Mr. Myers.

I think he's a pretty good teacher and I do like biology.

Don't you think he talks too much?

He just goes on and on and like, kinda makes me dizzy.

I don't mind watching him talking and talking.

Oh, what now?

You think he's good looking?

I never thought of that before,

but you know, yeah, I also think he's good looking.

What? Oh, come on.

You know, the other day

he was talking about beluga whales migrating

and I think I was just thinking

he kind of looks like a beluga whale.

Mr. Myers looks like a beluga whale?

Yeah, with like, his big forehead.

- Are you jealous? - What? No. No.

No, I, not in a million years.

Speaking of a million years,

um, have you decided where you're going to college yet?

Is engineering still your thing?

Yeah. No, I mean, I love math and numbers.

I mean, you know this.

I just, I know that you don't like math.

It's not that I don't like math.

I, I'm just not that into numbers.

What's wrong with numbers?

Nothing. Math is just predictable.

Words are different. They can change the world.

- Really? - Yes.

Martin Luther King, Gandhi,

they all changed the world with their speeches and ideas.

It's, that's convincing.

I can see why you wanna be a lawyer.

Thank you very much.

But hey, you know, like math can change the world.

- Really? - Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, E equals MC squared.

Touche, but that equation does have letters.

Always advocating.

I mean, you know, I'm pretty sure

you're gonna convince these Columbia University folks

to just give you a scholarship like that.

You think so?

Yeah. Get ready to go to New York.

What about you?

Well, my top picks are Cornell and, uh, Columbia.

- What? New York, too? - Yeah.

I love it.

Look at us, both of us going to New York.

That's right.

What a great coincidence.

Both of us ending up in the same college.

I mean, it's not really a coincidence.

I chose New York because- Because?

Because, uh,

you know, we've been friends since like, forever and

- Since kindergarten. - Yeah.

And, and, and look the and the truth is,

The truth is?

I always liked you.

I always liked you too, Billy.

No, I, I don't mean as a friend. Okay?

- Me neither. - What?

Oh. Okay, look, I

- I? - I mean,

what I mean is

Keep going. You're doing great.

Look, I, what I mean is I always liked you.

And, okay, look, I, I was thinking about something

and it's just something.

No feeling, I was feeling something

and I feel like if I just don't tell you now,

I, maybe I'll never get another chance.

Go on, you're doing good.

I always liked you

and what I mean is I always wanted you to be my girl.

Like, like for real. There it is, okay.

And yes, I was jealous of Mr. Myers.

Ha! I knew it.

I, by the way, I don't think he's attractive.

I was just teasing you to see if you would get jealous.

And he does look like a beluga whale.

Yeah. So?

So, I've always been in love with you, Billy,

since kindergarten.

Can you imagine?

Can you count the math of how long that is?

Will you use your words to convince me?

There are moments that don't need words.

- Shall we kiss then? - I guess.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How are we gonna do this?

Like, we've been friends forever.

I, what if it's weird? And what if

Just close your eyes.

How was that?

No words? Okay.

Taekwondo, man.

You've seen them legs flying, like razor blades.

Ain't nothing you can do about it.

In the blink of an eye, they'll blow your head up

with just one roundhouse kick.

Okay, yeah, but you've seen

a Taekwondo fighter throwing punches.

It's not nearly as powerful as boxing, okay.

Look, look, let's be real.

Boxing is the all time most famous martial art.

If you put someone like, like Muhammad Ali

against like one of your, your famous Taekwondo masters,

they're not gonna stand a chance.

Look, I don't even think they'd last more than two rounds

with someone like Mike Tyson.

You guys forgetting something here?

Talking about combining all of it.

Taekwondo's quick leg moves

and boxing's strong punches, that's Kung Fu.

Not to mention the Legend of Legends, Bruce Lee.

All right, you guys, first off,

you all know I'm a big fan of Bruce Lee.

Yeah, he the goat.

Yeah, true that.

But today I'd like to see anybody

face the most efficient martial art, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

It's not about strength, it's about leverage.

If a guy who does Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

throws you on the ground, you're done.

In seconds, he'll have your arm in a lock

ready to snap it like a twig if you don't tap out.

If you disagree with me, of course,

I'd be happy to demonstrate it here.

Right here, right now. - Hmm, I might be up for it.

Wait, don't you have a date tonight, Brady?

Yeah. So?

Are you sure you wanna get your face

all bruised up before that?

So what?

It'll be just one more train wreck,

just like all of his other dates.

Man, it wasn't my fault the food was bad.

- The food was bad? - Yeah.

So the lunatic here takes this girl out

on a first date to Joanne's.

Halfway through dinner, I start sweating like a pig.

I's got food poisoning.

My stomach starts rolling, I knows I'm gonna be sick.

I looks around trying to find the restroom,

but it was all so fast I couldn't even get up.

Threw up right there on the table in front of everybody.

It gets better.

My date gets so embarrassed, she stands up and leaves.

And as she's about to get out the door,

I's like, "Wait, aren't we gonna split the bill?"

Hey, talking about bad dates,

isn't that Billy from school?

Yeah, I've known him for a little while.

He's a bit of a nerd, though.

His dad and my dad used to work together back in the day.

They ruled the goddamn street in Compton.

But then his dad found a girlfriend,

got married, fell in love and then quit.

He said he wanted to do things right from then on.

- He's a bit of a loser, though. - Just like his son.

A dork like him dating a girl like her?

Makes no sense to me.

Why don't we introduce him to the Wildfire Gang?

Yeah, let's go see what they're up to.

You'd really like Gordon, my friend.

Hey, Knuckles.

What's up, Billy? Been a while.

Yeah, it has been.

Why are you in such a hurry?

Don't you wanna party with us over here?