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Thank you.

It looks great on you.

-Here is your onboarding packet. -Okay.

-Your directory. -Okay.

Here is this.

And remember, the staff meeting is at 7:00 p.m. tonight.

The "Thank God It's Monday" meeting?

Girl, they're epic. Literally the best part of my week.

How long have you worked here?

Four weeks?

No, five.

-Welcome to WeWork. -Thank you.

Welcome! Welcome! Thank you! Thank you for being here.

Yes. Welcome!

Do you see that sign back there? What does it say?

-Hustle harder! -Hustle harder!

Now, for all the new faces,

let the rest of the world give thanks on Friday.

Here at WeWork, we say…

"Thank God it's Monday!"

Yes! Thank God it's Monday!

I say "we," you say "work."

-We! -Work!

-Come on! -Work!

Hey!

I say "we," you say "work!"

-We! -Work!

Her last poopie was a little solid,

so maybe a counter-clockwise stomach massage.

Gentle. Okay.

Mommy loves you. Mommy loves you.

-Hey, Adam. Adam. Adam. -I love you so-- Bye.

Adam, I'm so sorry, but we are three hours late

and the crowd is getting restless.

The flower always blooms in the spring. Let's go!

Let's go! Come on!

-Is everything okay? -Sorry. I'm sorry.

-My dad just keeps calling. It's fine. -Your dad?

So, this is Damian Saito.

-He is the reporter doing that piece. -Hi.

-Hi. -Damian!

Damian, my brother. This will be the best piece you ever wrote!

You'll win the Pulitzer. Okay?

You just tell me what you need.

-Vanessa! Whatever he needs. -Yes. Whatever you need.

-Thank you. -The New York Times.

The Times canceled.

Maybe we can meet tonight.

-Baby. Hey, hey. -We need to embrace each other.

You're a supernova.

-My love. -My love.

Okay.

Welcome to the stage the main attraction,

Adam Neumann!

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes! Welcome!

Welcome to Summer Camp!

Daddy?

-Look around you. -I have to call you back.

The most amazing thing is happeni--

This is what tomorrow looks like.

No more TGIF.

-When you do what you love… -What?

…work is play.

And we say…

Thank God it's Monday!

We love you!

We love you too. We do.

It's been an amazing year.

Can I call you when I get back to the city?

Okay, but I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna…

I will write it as soon as I ge--

…and very smart, investments from our committed partners at Benchmark Capital,

we now have over 1.5 million square feet

of WeWork space!

And over 10,000 members.

So I think we deserve to celebrate a little bit, huh?

Or maybe a lot!

Maybe a lot!

Daddy, we're gonna fix this.

Okay? We're gonna get through this. I promise.

Speaking of partners,

this amazing setting is my beautiful wife, Rebekah's, family's property,

so let's all thank her.

Rebekah!

Rebekah! Come, come!

She's going to make me come get her.

-No. Adam. -Rebekah, come, come, come!

-Daddy, I have to call you back, okay? -Come.

Here she is.

Say something. Say something!

No, it's yours.

Hi!

Welcome to this beautiful s--

I mean, this actually is a summer camp.

It's owned by my cousin Mark's family.

Mark!

Is Mark here?

Mark, are you…

Is-- Oh, well…

Adi? Adi!

Adi! Adam's sister is here, everyone.

Adi, thank you so much for helping Adam

when he first got here.

I'm so grateful that you took care of him.

You helped him build the biggest family in the world.

All right!

A big part of being a woman is to help men.

What?

A big part of being a woman is to help men manifest their calling.

-That's what I've tried to do with Adam. -Fuck.

And you have.

So, anyway, I made a lot of memories here…

Come on.

"Founder's wife says a woman's role is to help men,

quote, 'manifest their calling in life.'"

Thank you.

Give me a break. She is a new mother. She's barely sleeping.

-Don't be a dick. -She said it.

Yeah, and that's not the story here.

-What is the story? -The story is-- Look at this!

Thousands of employees and members celebrating together.

There is something so special happening at WeWork.

I mean, you pitched me on covering Summer Camp, so cover it.

-We! -Work!

I say "we," you say "work"!

-We! -Work!

Everybody scream!

That thing you said

about how a woman's role is to help a man manifest his own destiny.

-Yeah. -We might want to clarify that.

I don't understand what was wrong with it. I thought it was sweet.

Well, it might be perceived as anti-feminist.

Anti-- No, no.

I brought The Vagina Monologues to Cornell my senior year.

I can't even remember what Rebekah said.

Okay, well, the reporter is gonna remember.

Well, he's a style reporter.

I know, but it doesn't matter. You have to set the record straight.

No, no. Vanessa.

My wife doesn't have to do a thing, okay?

You're the head of comms. You're the genius.

Fix it.

We love you, Adam!

Hey!

I love you more! I love you more!

Hey!

Wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

Is that the bounce house?

-Can we just go to the cabin? -Yeah, we should just go.

-The bounce house! -Okay.

Nice little cabin.

Thank you.

You can put the small bag in the nursery and the two large bags in the master.

Keith!

Rebekah! Don't bother your brother! Let him rest!

Keith! Keith!

Keith, Keith! I got to the eighth level in Zelda!

-I learned all eight spells. -Bullshit.

No, it's true! I saved the game!

RebiRules is now top score.

But if I erase it, no one will know.

Keith, don't. No.

-Hey. -No!

You know, it's okay to cry.

Rivka!

-You up there? -I'm up here. Yeah. I'm up here.

Shalom, baba ghanoush!

They're going crazy out there. Like a pack of wolves.

Oh, my God. Where's-- There it is.

Perfect.

Perfect. Come on, get dressed.

We have a big night.

Honey, I'm not gonna go tonight.

-You're coming. -No, I really can't.

-You're coming. -No.

We have a night nurse, a day nurse…

-I can't. -…a fridge full of boob milk.

-You're coming. -No. Honey. I can't.

You're coming.

I'm not taking no for an answer.

How could you resist?

What? Too much?

Dance with me under the stars until the sun rises.

Come, come, come. Dance with me. Dance with me!

-Are you ready? -Yes.

And guess what I have here.

Your magic glasses.

Can you hear them out there?

Like wolves. We can howl at the moon.

I'm gonna go!

I'm gonna go.

-I'm gonna head back. -No, no.

You can't leave a silent disco. It's bad luck.

-No. Stay, stay. -Can you stop? Please, stop.

-Stay, stay! -Stop, stop.

-Hey, wait. What's wrong? -Honey.

It's no--

What's wrong? Talk to me. Talk to me.

I talked to my dad. He's in trouble.