WeCrashed

Adam, I will honor and cherish you through all life's adventures.

Wherever we go, we'll go together.

Two cosmic voyagers bound together by a transcendent love.

All my life, all your life,

and all our past lives have led us to this moment.

Without you, I am nothing.

Mazel tov!

Yay!

Whoo!

Yay! Yay!

- Thank you. - Oh, my God.

And the purple. Are you effing kidding me?

Only Rebekah.

A $15 million investment?

On a $45 million valuation.

But we're just getting started. Just getting started.

Hey. Is Gwyneth coming?

Oh, no, she couldn't. She's busy shooting Country Strong.

That's the business we're in.

You're acting again?

Yeah.

Great.

James, my brother. Come. Come, come, come.

Tequila shots. Make them doubles.

Okay, a toast. Lehayim!

What happened to teaching yoga? That seemed like such a good fit.

Well, acting has always been my calling.

But I had to abandon it in order to return to it,

if that makes any sense?

40,000 square feet?

Forty. Just signed the lease.

Best views of the Empire State Building in all of Manhattan.

- Hi. - Hi, sweetie.

Is Gwyneth Paltrow coming?

No.

- Do you mind if I tell you a quick tip? - Of course.

The first rule of commercial real estate is,

"It's not what you can see. It's who can see you."

And the second rule is, you know, "You gotta find the right banker."

You're gonna need one of the big boys. Goldman or J.P. Morgan.

Who's yours?

Risakov and Associates.

Hi.

Do you mind if I steal him?

- No, no, no. Go ahead. - All right.

- Hey, is Gwyneth coming? - No.

This is for you. A gift.

Thank you, Daddy. Thank you.

Daddy, it's too much.

- It's for a home. - No, it's too much.

Daddy.

It's a dad's job to take care of his little girl.

Thank you so much.

It's my job now, Bob. My job.

- But just in case. - Adam.

- Daddy, you-- - Enjoy.

Thank you so much.

- Do you have a tissue? - I do.

- I'll get you some tissue. - Thank you so--

One million dollars?

- What are you talking about? - He--

- You need to slow down. - Just what kind of a check is that?

He gave the same to my sisters.

- I-- - I mean, that was a long time ago.

I don't know where he got this from.

You okay?

- No, no, no. - I just-- I wasn't expecting it.

This is a-- We're gonna have a home.

All right.

- I'm so happy. - You should be.

- I'll be right back. - Okay.

- What are you drinking? - Tequila.

- What kind? - Whatever they're serving.

I think we can do a little better on your wedding day.

- Two 1942s. - Coming up.

We got off on the wrong foot.

I can provide for her, Bob.

Okay? My company was just valued at 45 million.

Okay, you never congratulated me on that, by the way.

Can't buy a home with a valuation.

Well, you can buy a home with the money that comes along with a valuation.

Did you get it? The money?

It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.

You know, she was so excited when she told me about it.

My cousin Ron,

on the board of directors of the New York Real Estate Association.

- You met him. - Yes, Yoda.

Taught me a big lesson today. "It's not what you can see.

- It's who can see you." - See you.

That's right.

Ron, why don't you tell Adam about Yevgeny Risakov's investments.

Yeah, did he do the thing about the 18 cents?

Yeah-- It's a lucky number.

Lucky? Yeah, you will be lucky if you get the 18 cents.

If you're gonna take care of her, take care of her.

Oh, my God!

Okay, okay, okay.

Adam!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Adam!

Whoo-hoo!

Adam.

Adam.

Miguel.

Okay. We talk to a lawyer,

- and we get out of the lease. - No, no, no.

We're not talking to a lawyer, and we're not getting out of the lease.

Okay, we'll sublease then and just cut our losses.

No, we're not subleasing either, Miguel.

Okay, then we'll call Randall, and we'll convince him

- to set up a Greendesk here. - We're not calling Randall.

This isn't Greendesk. This is WeWork.

- This is nothing, Adam. - This is everything!

We might still get the money.

Yeah. You can't pay the rent with "might."

Miguel.

We use the Greendesk money.

I mean, that's everything I have.

That's my kids' education. That's my--

It's my first house. It's my retirement.

Miguel, you don't have a mortgage.

You don't have a wife. You don't have kids.

All you have is me! You understand? Me.

Listen.

You bet on me once.

I'm asking you to bet on me again.

The Greendesk money, it keeps the lights on.

Light.

Okay, all right, so how do we--

How do we pay for the renovations of this shithole?

God made the world in seven days. I'll get the money before then.

I promise.

You know you're not God, right?

You have to admit, I do look a bit like him.

The kitchen and bathrooms are completely redone,

but they managed to maintain all the pre-war charm.

Does it have a key?

To the park? Of course.

Units in this building don't come on the market very often.

I love it.

I… I don't know.

Wha--

I'm sorry. Can we just have a moment, please?

- Of course. - Thank you.

Adam, come on.

I don't know. I just think there's something better we can do

- with your father's money. Yes. - Better how?

Better than… an apartment with a key to Gramercy Park?

Yes. We can invest in our future.

I don't even know what I would tell him.

I mean, do you-- I don't think you fully appreciate what he--

what he went through to-- It's--

Tell him you believe in your husband.

This is for us.

Get out of it.

Rivka, it's not gonna happen. Not gonna happen.

This looks like more than a million dollars to fix.

Well… $1.5 million. We think.

Where are you going to make up the difference?

The Greendesk money.

So everything?

Well, yes.

Adam, tell me you've got this.

Adam, tell me you've got this.

Tell me you've got this.

I…

Tell me you've got this.

Tell me you've got this.

Tell me you've got this.

Tell me you've got this.

Tell me you've got this.

Tell me you've got this. Tell me you've got this.

- I… - Say it.

Say it. Adam.

I've got it. I've got it.

I've got it.

I got it.

Okay.

I mean, it says there's another 500 square feet in here.

Okay, come on.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

- What the hell? - Wow.

Keep the swing. Lose the dildos.

Hey, wasn't Rebekah supposed to come here?

Rebekah.

Wasn't Rebekah supposed to light some sage?

You know, the ceremony?

She's not answering her phone.

How many more hookers gotta fall out windows

before the mayor admits we got a killer on the loose?

They're called streetwalkers, ignoramus.

And cut.

- What? No "ignoramus"? - No…

And we're moving on. Next setup.

Okay, got it.

Can you go and play back the scene from before this?

Yeah. They should check it.

And we're gonna move on from this. But I think it's the take before.

- Monica. - Yes.