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- Still - Got 44

Minutes.

I always feel safe with you when you're driving.

Well, compared to Jason, I'd feel safe with anyone,

But if you do get tired, I can take over.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Well, at least not in this lifetime. I used to drive

Before.

Yeah. Do you remember? I don't. I'm not repeating that.

- Yeah, maybe - I was a long time ago.

Nice enough. Feel ready. You'll make it. I'm so nervous.

Ah, that's it. We're,

heres, see, this is it.

Okay, stop you. I'm just gonna want go get the key.

Yeah, I'm gonna make a call anyway, so,

All right.

I'm gonna have this puppy up back in a sec for you.

All right.

- We are here. - Thanks dickhead. Here, take this.

Bring 'em in.

Oh, see, have we started already?

- List - Here

Inside.

Another budget for come. I get roped into this seat again.

Well, I'm just happy to be here.

I just really need this one to land this time.

- I need a new agent. - I'm excited.

- Me too. - Wait,

You have an agent.

It's your first feature. Of course You're excited.

Yeah. We really miss you on the driver.

I was promised my room this time.

Oh, I thought you were going to be sharing

with the director because of the drive up.

Are you serious? Floor

Are out already.

- Hey, - Just talk man.

Where is

what up?

Human eyes. Come on in. Let's make ourselves a movie.

Go. Hey.

Yeah. What's she mean before ba, you needing this to land?

Oh, this is going to be my last go at it.

So if this doesn't work out, this whole acting thing,

I'm going to real estate. Okay. So yes,

Christ.

Is it too late to pull out

Your dad's famous last words?

Hello?

There's a lot to go through.

This one, I get this nothing as stick as possible,

But you - Updated script so you guys are gonna allot it.

Is there any food? I'm starving.

Can't take your words on N empty stomach.

- That's actually not - How steroids work.

Besides a more natural be there. Natural dick.

- Who's that? - Who you. It's already hallucinating.

Oh, nothing. Hey, I just thought I saw something.

Come on. Don't worry about that. Let's get a quick snake

before we get stuck into this. That's great.

Yes. Nice.

Are you shooting this yourself? Oh, that strap for cash.

No. And yes, don't worry.

Jason's gonna be lensing this puppy.

We're just trying to get as much

behind the scenes as possible.

Go get. So here. Come on.

I do. Any also bit of honey on. I love honey.

Little crunchy gran. That condensed.

I know the same thing.

I got frozen berries and like always Brian,

Brian, can you grab this me?

Yep. In the commercial look like I,

I assume so.

I don't think it's a flavor package. Okay.

Gonna find my thesis. Says

Hey guys.

I sure is a bit intense.

It'll come together. Okay. It'll be right. I

Hope so.

Yes. It'll be right. Fine.

Yes. I think that's perfect.

Hey, tell the people at home a little about yourself.

Okay. Hi, I am Ava.

I'm playing Veronica, who is the resourceful leader

of this little ragtag team we've got going on here. Yeah.

And what about you little lady? Oh my gosh. No mystery.

What type of character she's playing.

And what about yourself?

Hello. I am Grace Carpenter.

I'm 23 years old and I'm just excited to be here.

And what character are you playing?

Oh, and playing Faith.

Ah, hand it over. L'Oreal. Let's go.

Yeah, wall need a little.

Faith is gluten free. Shocker.

An actor Who's gluten intolerant?

Oh look, I'm not gluten free,

but you know I am vegan so

That's way worse.

Yeah. Not me not eat anything.

Anything. Yeah, we can be friends.

- All - Mature.

- Take it down a notch - Buddy. Yeah, yeah. Relax. Relax.

We're all having fun. Okay.

Hello, I'm Braden.

I will be playing Jie, emotionally unavailable heart.

Rob who cheats on his girlfriend in order to get ahead.

Oh yeah. With another man.

Alright guys, Kyle, let's get some work done now.

Everyone's had a break. Colin, inside everyone please.

Let's get this script looked at.

I need, tell me how did you go with that audition?

Yeah, let's do that. But I had to say the lines in front

of the opposing person's lines, so it's wig me out,

but I think I did really good.

Cool. That's good. Didn't you audition for the same film?

Yeah, I did, but I didn't get a call back

So I'm lucky.

Ouch. Alright.

Okay guys, let's not take up any more of your time.

I do wanna start by thanking you all for signing on

to be part of this exciting new project.

Social media slaughterhouse. Woo.

Alright, cool. Cool. Cut yourselves on the back.

It is gonna be a fun shoot.

For those of you old enough

to remember the hit TV show people next door.

Braden played the local bad boy. That's okay.

We, we didn't need to get into that before the

show was axed.

Oh my God. I thought I recognized you. My mom.

She watched that show religiously.

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

- Yeah, it was. - Wow.

Tv That's a blast from the past. How? How old are you? Do

You die?

Your beard? Okay guys, look,

that show was an institution unto itself.

It ran for 37 years and I was a regular towards the end.

So let's have a bit of respect for an Aussie icon.

Okay, calm down Pops. Don't wanna get your heart rate up

Guys.

Look, principal photography will commence in three days

and then until they we're gonna focus solely on drinking

At your age. Is that even safe?

Are you kidding me? I could drink

all of you under the table.

Yes. Right. It's not about drinking.

This is gonna be a dry set.

And by that I mean digitally dry.

No mobile phones, no computers. What? So hand them over.

Really spell that. Perfect. You're a joke. Oh yeah.

Grab that bag. This is a joke, right?

Power 'em down, them over. Nothing personal.

I just do not trust actors to keep secrets.

And what are these secrets?

It's just for tonight, right?

No, it's the duration of your time.

You collect them when you leave.

But what I told them about my phone,

Then you might have to leave.

Are you serious? What if my mom wants to call me?

What are you nine years old?

Look enough of this shit guys.

If you can't be without your phones

then you can't be on this film.

Well you could just meet Pierre like,

Well what if we all refuse?

Can't kick us all out. Try making your film there.

- Yeah. - Oh, don't be a dickhead.

Whose side are you on? Just put your phone in the

Case.

Good job Ryan. Okay. Always take them down.

Make sure they put them all in.

Make sure they're powering down as well.

So where are the rest of the crew?

Few days away now it's just us. Alright, put them in.

Jason's gonna lock them. Put the bag away.

They'll be safe. Trust me, you'll thank me later.

So what's with the sleeping arrangements? Two.

Didn't we go through this already?

You are bunking with me.

My manager said that I get my own room.

Sorry. Oh wow. This really is your first time man. I

Need an agent.

Okay guys, there's enough room for everyone.

So don't panic if you haven't already noticed,

we'll be shooting a lot of behind the scenes

and by a lot, I mean all remember you'll be on camera even

when you are not on camera.

Just keep that in mind. Of course.

What about when we're filming you? Scene.

Alright, look, while we're on set, those of you

who are not in the scene can record.

I'm not a camera guy. Oh, relax.

It should be easy even for you.

Ouch. So essentially we're shooting two

films. I guess we are. Yeah.