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SUGAR,
SPICE...
AND EVERYTHING NICE.
THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.
BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION...
CHEMICAL X.
THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!
USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,
BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES
TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE...
AND IT'S A SHINY NEW DAY
WITH A SHINY NEW LIMOUSINE
HEADING FOR POKEY OAKS KINDERGARTEN.
SEEMS THERE WILL BE A SHINY NEW FACE JOINING THE CLASS TODAY.
Girl: I'LL NEED THE MILK MONEY
FOR MY FIRST DAY OF NEW SCHOOL.
I SUPPOSE IT'LL DO.
Miss Keane: WELL, HI THERE.
IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
COME ON IN.
EVERYONE, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO GIVE A NICE, WARM WELCOME
TO OUR NEW FRIEND PRINCESS MOREBUCKS.
Class: HI, PRINCESS!
HMM...
HI, PRINCESS, WANT TO HELP US BUILD A SKYSCRAPER?
WHEN I WANT TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER,
MY DADDY BUILDS ME A REAL ONE IN ANY CITY I WANT.
HEY, PRINCESS, GET ON ABOARD THE CHOO-CHOO EXPRESS.
WHOO! WHOO!
I ONLY TRAVEL FIRST CLASS
ON MY DADDY'S PRIVATE LEAR JET.
HEY, PRINCESS, DO YOU DIG DIRT?
ICK! NO!
HI, PRINCESS.
WANT TO PLAY WITH TWIGGY, OUR CLASS HAMSTER?
EW, NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR SMELLY, MANGY LITTLE RAT. YUCK!
Narrator: OH, NO!
IN TWIGGY'S DISTRESSED STATE,
HER FRANTIC ATTEMPT TO GET FAR AWAY
HAS CAUSED A NUT TO WORK ITSELF LOOSE FROM HER SCAMPER WHEEL.
NO!
TWIGGY! BUTTERCUP, VAPORIZE THE CAGE.
BUBBLES...YOU, ME, FASTBALL SPECIAL.
WOW! THAT WAS AMAZING! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
IT'S EASY.
WE'RE SUPERHEROES.
YEAH, WE'RE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
OH, WELL, THEN, I'M GOING TO BE A POWERPUFF GIRL, TOO.
AHEM, WELL, UH, WE'RE NOT REALLY ACCEPTING
NEW MEMBERS AT THIS TIME,
BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN OUR GROUP.
WHAT? YOU CAN'T JUST BLOW ME OFF
LIKE SOME COMMON PEON.
I'M PRINCESS, AND MY DADDY BUYS ME ANYTHING I WANT.
AND I WANT TO BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!
WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T.
WE'RE SUPERHEROES.
WE WERE BORN WITH SUPERPOWERS.
YOU CAN'T JUST BUY SUPERPOWERS.
Princess: OH, YEAH? TELL THAT TO BATMAN.
I DON'T THINK I LIKE THAT PRINCESS AT ALL.
YEAH, WHY WAS SHE SO ROTTEN TO EVERYONE?
WELL, SHE'S NEW HERE AND PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS.
WE SHOULD GIVE HER A CHANCE.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, ACROSS TOWN AT MOREBUCKS MANOR...
Princess: DADDY!
DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! DADDY!
MY FIRST DAY OF NEW SCHOOL AND EVERYONE WAS MEAN TO ME.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE FRIENDS,
BUT EVERYONE IGNORED ME,
ESPECIALLY THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
EVERYONE LOVES THE POWERPUFF GIRLS,
SO I WANTED TO BE A POWERPUFF, TOO,
BUT THEY WERE BEING SELFISH AND SPOILED,
AND THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T...
THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T!
BUT I WANNA!
I WANNA BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!
I WANT! I WANT! I WANT!
AH! HEE! HEE!
Narrator: THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL...
COLORING TIME PROCEEDS AS USUAL, UNTIL...
ALL HAIL PRINCESS,
THE NEWEST AND BEST-LOVED POWERPUFF GIRL OF ALL TIME.
WHAT?
SEE, I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO BE A POWERPUFF GIRL.
UH, I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
IT'S JUST LIKE YOURS, EXCEPT BETTER.
GIRL... I'LL HANDLE THIS.
NOW, PRINCESS, SWEETIE, MAYBE WE DIDN'T EXPLAIN WELL ENOUGH.
YEAH, MAYOR? A ROBBERY?
FIRST NATIONAL BANK?
WHY DO THEY GET TO ANSWER THE FANCY PHONE?
DON'T WORRY, MAYOR. WE'RE ON IT.
COME ON, GIRLS!
Princess: HEY! WAIT FOR ME!
OW! OW!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF TOWNSVILLE,
A CRIME IS AFOOT.
HEH! HEH! HEH!
THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.
OOH GREAT!
THANK YOU, TOWNSVILLE, FOR LETTING US HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY.
Blossom: NOT SO FAST, CROOKS.
Crooks: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS WANT TO DO IT THE HARD WAY?
OK, LET'S TAKE CARE OF THESE KNUCKLEHEADS AND GET BACK TO SCHOOL!
Princess: DON'T WORRY, POWERPUFF GIRLS, I'LL SAVE YOU.
Powerpuffs: HUH?
EVILDOERS, BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE POWERPUFF PRINCESS.
HIYAH! HIYAH! HIYAH!
HEY! WATCH IT!
SORRY WE COULDN'T LEAVE ALL THE MONEY LIKE YOU ASKED,
BUT WE'D LIKE TO LEAVE YOU A LITTLE PRESENT ANYWAY.
HA! HA! HA!
Crook: I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
NO TIME! THE BOMB!
HOORAY! POWERPUFF GIR...
SORRY, WE'RE NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.
CATCHING ROBBERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PIECE OF CAKE,
BUT NO!
YOU HAD TO COME SWINGING IN WITH YOUR LITTLE TOYS.
"LOOK AT ME... POWERPUFF PRINCESS!"
OOH, I OUGHT TO...
LOOK, PRINCESS, NOW DO YOU SEE
WHY WE DON'T LET EXTRA MEMBERS ON OUR TEAM?
CRIME FIGHTING IS DANGEROUS BUSINESS,
AND YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE SUPERPOWERS
OR ANY KIND OF EXPERIENCE.
SO, YOU SEE, IT REALLY IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
WHEN I SAY YOU JUST CAN'T BE A POWERPUFF GIRL.
ALL RIGHT?
DADDY!
DADDY! DADDY! IT WAS AWFUL!
I WAS BEING A GOOD POWERPUFF GIRL,
BUT THEY WERE YELLING,
AND THEN THE MAN GRABBED ME AND PUT A BOMB ON ME,
AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME.
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,
BECAUSE THAT SUPERSUIT YOU BOUGHT ME STINKS!
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME,
BUT I GUESS NOT IF ALL I GET IS CHEAP JUNK.
A REAL DADDY WHO REALLY LOVED HIS DAUGHTER
WOULDN'T CARE WHAT IT COST...
NOW THAT'S THE LOVE I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Narrator: OH, BOY...
THE FOLLOWING MORNING, BACK AT POKEY OAKS KINDERGARTEN...
GEE, I HAVEN'T SEEN PRINCESS YET TODAY.
YEAH, I BET SHE'S STILL AT HOME CRYING.
WELL, SHE PROBABLY FEELS PRETTY SILLY ABOUT THE WAY SHE...
Princess: POWERPUFF GIRLS!
LOOKS LIKE SHE WENT SHOPPING THIS MORNING.
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS FOR EVERYONE TO INSTANTLY LOVE ME AS MUCH AS THEY LOVE YOU.
BUT NO, YOU TURNED EVERYONE AGAINST ME.
YOU HUMILIATED ME.
YOU TOLD ME I COULD NEVER BE A POWERPUFF GIRL.
WELL, IF I CAN'T BE A POWERPUFF GIRL,
THEN THERE WON'T BE ANY POWERPUFF GIRLS!
UH, PRINCESS.
THE GIRLS ALREADY KNOW THIS RULE,
BUT YOU'RE NEW, SO I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
I DON'T ALLOW FIGHTING IN THE CLASSROOM.
OH, I'M SORRY.
WE'LL TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
SO! WHO SAID MONEY CAN'T BUY SUPERPOWERS.
YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME.
YAAAH!
BUTTERCUP!
AS YOU CAN SEE, MY NEW CYBERTOMIC ARMOR
INCREASES MY SPEED AND STRENGTH
FAR ABOVE THAT OF YOUR AVERAGE POWERPUFF GIRL.
OH, YOU!
OH, PLEASE.
YEAAAAH!
TALK TO THE HAND.
BUBBLES!
LET'S SEE, BLASTER RAYS, FLIGHT BOOTS,
SUPER-STRENGTH FORCEFIELDS.
I GUESS WITH THIS NEW SUIT,
THE POWERPUFF PRINCESS HAS GOT YOU BEAT ALL AROUND.
SO, BLOSSOM, ARE YOU JEALOUS?
ARE YOU SCARED...
SEEING HOW EASILY I THRASHED YOUR SISTERS
WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT?
WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
VERY WELL, PREPARE TO BOW TO YOUR PRINCESS.
YEEEEAH!
BUTTERCUP!
BUBBLES!
BLOSSOM!
HUH?
WHOA!
WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE A POWERPUFF GIRL?
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