Blood on the Bleachers

Oh my God, this stuff smells like ass.

You're gonna wish you never did that, bitch.

Relax, freshman.

It's just initiation.

I'll initiate something all right.

Oh, yeah?

I'm gonna have you run in drills until your legs fall off.

Chill out, coach.

Unless you wanna have a lawsuit slapped on you

before you can blink your eye.

Don't you know who her dad is?

Yeah.

Don't you know who my dad is?

Keep it up, girls.

Both of you are gonna be running double drills tomorrow.

You keep it up

and you'll be in the unemployment line before morning.

Who are you to talk?

I'm in charge of the drills.

I'm the one that gets

Okay, girls, what is going on?

This bitch has a death wish.

You wanna say that for the record?

Enough!

Emily, straighten up.

Or I'm gonna have to kick you off the team.

I don't want to, but I will.

Emily didn't do anything.

Ms. Brunswick started it.

You?

You again.

We've talked about this before.

Enough with this weird ass initiation grab.

It's creepy.

This is your second strike.

Next time, you're gone.

Sorry, Emily.

That was against my better judgment.

I give her a week.

Did we kill it today or what?

Are you kidding me?

You guys freaking murdered it.

Also, Coach Thompson is super proud of you too.

Awesome.

Now, if you could just stop being little bitches,

that'd be awesome.

We're gonna meet some friends for pizza.

You should join us. - Okay.

No, thank you.

I have too much to do, but you guys were great.

Okay? Go, go.

We'll see you in class on Monday.

Try to...

Try to be good, if that's possible.

Oh.

That's so messy.

Tie game. Final seconds.

Banks is coming in hot.

Banks for the fade away.

Woo!

Woo, woo, woo.

Ah, Angela, you gotta get a life, girl.

Ugh.

Hello!

Girls.

Shit.

What the fuck is wrong?

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Seriously?

I have to do everything around here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Easy there, slugger.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry.

I'm so embarrassed, you startled me.

That makes two of us.

I thought you already left.

No, I have some things to catch up on.

Did you ever get that calendar drawn up?

I gotta get it turned into the board by Monday.

I did. I did.

It's right here.

Whew.

You're a peach.

You take it easy and have a good night.

Oh, you too, sir.

And lock up before you leave.

I'm not sure if anybody else is here.

You got it.

Oh, and Ms. Banks.

Yes, sir?

Are you sure you don't wanna be the new batting coach?

That's an awfully good batting stance.

You have a good night, sir.

You too.

You sure you don't wanna come with us for pizza?

No, sweetie, thank you.

Look at how beautiful you are.

You did so good tonight, okay?

No, go. Have fun.

I'm terribly busy.

Thank you.

Be safe.

Angela, you gotta get a life.

Hello, Angela.

Mm.

Just finishing my rounds.

I see your lights on.

Thought I'd come in and check on you before I headed home.

All good here, Don.

Have a good night.

Yes, Don.

Say.

How about

you go to dinner with me tonight?

So tempting.

Hmm. No.

Work is my priority, Don.

You know, you should have some fun too.

Work is always gonna be your weight.

Look, I am really sorry,

but I have to finish this itinerary ASAP.

I understand, Ms. Banks.

Great.

You know if you change your mind

I won't.

You know where to find

I do.

You have a good weekend

Bye.

Stay safe up

I will.

Toodles.

I gotta get outta here.

All I fucking do is work.

Great.

Now we have lights.

Fucking shit.

All the time, it's fucking shit.

Oh my God!

Fucking shit!

Fuck, you scared the hell out of me.

Well, I'm sorry, I frightened you Ms. Banks.

Everyone else has left.

Well, the freaking circuit breaker tripped.

And can you fix this?

Because I'm literally gonna have a heart attack.

Cheap material.

What?

They don't make them like they used to.

Huh?

The circuit breaker.

I'll look into it.

Meanwhile, maybe you should get another flashlight.

Fucking weirdo.

Hey, Principal Jackson.

Oh my God.

What are you still doing here?

Lunatic.

Working on my batting stance.

Hello.

Mr. Jackson.

What, are you sleeping?

Hello?

Oh my fucking God! (Screams)

Fuck!

Oh my God.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh my God, oh my God.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh my fucking God.