Morgan's Mask

Morgan?

- Are you sleeping? - I was.

Well, wake up. It's 3:00 PM.

Yeah, well, nothing else was going on, so...

Go find something to do.

How's your new outfit coming along?

Amazing.

, lazy ass.

How's Arthur doing?

I don't know.

Fine, I guess.

What do you mean, you guess?

I don't know, we haven't talked much.

Actually, I haven't seen him

since this whole quarantine began.

Well, that's why we have these things called phones.

Don't you miss him?

Yeah, it's lonely without him.

Where's the passion, woman?

Been together five years and you're probably more excited

about going to the.

That sounds really good right about now.

Don't detract from the point.

He's got a good job.

Mom likes him.

Were you describing the love of your life

or reading off a checklist from Cosmo?

Whatever. How's Charlie anyway?

Charlie's doing great, Candelita.

How are you doing?

Hanging in there.

Well, we miss you over here.

I miss you too.

Is she driving you nuts already?

No, not at all.

This has been like a vacation.

Except you never leave your house.

Tell me about it.

I wanna get outta here right about now.

Well, if you do go out, be sure to wear mask.

Oh, I'm not leaving here until this clears up.

That's even better.

Well, ladies, I'm off to slay the dragon.

Hey, don't assault my sister.

Is that code for...

- Skyrim. - The Skyrim.

Yup, playing it again for the 100th time.

Dude, if it makes him happy...

Speaking of which, make sure you're doing stuff

to keep yourself happy during all this.

Oh, I am.

Scrolling through social media

all day long does not count.

- Show yourself some love. - I am.

When was the last time you showered?

I don't know.

What day is it?

If you even have to ask, it's time.

I can smell you from here.

Anyway, I'm off.

I'm gonna check out

this tiger show everyone's talking about.

Say hi to Mrs. Baskin.

And think about what I said.

Yes, I will.

Bye.

Oh, someone's not following quarantine, is she?

A little squatting action, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, Phil, get it, get it.

Oh, these fuckers.

Self-love, huh?

Hey.

You kidding me?

Hello?

I can't see anything.

Ah, you gotta turn on your video, Mom.

Hello?

- Hello? - Camera.

Ah, ah, okay, okay, okay.

Hold, hold on, hold on.

Yeah, can you hear me now?

Yes, I can hear you.

Just, I can see you too, back up.

Oh, oh, sorry.

- Like better? - Yeah, better.

Hey sweetie, how are you doing?

I'm good, what's up?

Well, I just wanted to check in, see what you're up to.

Are you still ogling Phil?

I'm not ogling.

I just don't understand

how you can spend all day watching other people's lives.

It's like we've just turned into a world of voyers.

It's nothing new, Ma.

It just helps kill time.

It's not healthy.

You should be using this time for yourself, honey.

Read a book, take up a new hobby, or something.

I know, but that would require motivation,

which I'm currently out of.

It's just a funk.

I'm sure it'll pass.

Maybe it's time to look for a new job.

I like my job.

It's not a career though.

You didn't go to the university to become a bartender.

Oh, we've been over this.

I tried the whole 9:00 to 5:00 thing

and it was absolutely soul crushing.

I'd rather slit my wrist than work a desk job

for the next 30 years.

Besides, you know that bar tending gives me time

to work on my cosplay.

That's where your real talent is.

You should have taken that opportunity

when you had the chance.

Yeah, it was in California.

And?

And that's 3,000 miles away.

I can't ask Arthur to relocate.

Why not?

Because it wouldn't be fair to him.

You can't sacrifice your dreams for someone else.

It's just a recipe for disaster.

I'm not. Besides, I have my Instagram.

That gives me a creative outlet.

I don't think you're gonna be dressing up like Belle

when you're 50.

Well, when I'm 50, I can dress up as the Beast.

Come on, Morgan, get serious.

Honey, you need to start thinking about your future.

I'm working on it.

You're just so talented.

I hate to see you not putting your skills to better use.

You should be working in television or films.

Yeah, Mom, I wish.

Well, do something about it.

You're more than capable.

I just worry about you, honey.

You don't need to worry.

I'm fine; I'll survive.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I'll leave you alone.

You know where to find me if you need me, right?

Love you, honey. Take care.

Hello, hello, hello.

Guess what I'm doing?

So sexy, I know.

Here we go, guys.

It's my grandma's recipe.

Yeah, check it.

I know, looks stellar, huh?

I don't know about you guys,

but I could use some tacos right about now

'cause this is getting old.

Anyway, let me know in the comments what you're having.

"My so sexy?"

Come on, dude, grammar.

Funny, but no.

"Bobs and vagene, baby."

I think not, my friend.

Ew, dude, Don't send me child porn.