Saitama no Hosuto (Saitama Host Club / 埼玉のホスト) - First Season

Crap! Crap!

KONOSU STATION

CITY OF HINA DOLLS AND FLOWERS

Crap.

Crap.

CLUB EICHI

Happy birthday!

Oh, you!

You remembered!

Of course we did!

I'm just the waiter.

Although, we talked about celebrating in the group chat yesterday.

Oh, crap! Oh, crap!

Big news!

Our club!

I had you come in to talk about your club.

Yes, I'm sorry.

You've only paid the interest these past seven years.

I'm so sorry!

You've never once paid the three million per year we agreed on.

Luckily, someone came forward interested in buying the club.

My club?

Our club

is listed online on Hot Pepper!

That's amazing!

I'm so happy!

They said our rice balls are great!

You must be proud, Daitetsu!

If I end up selling the club,

it's all over.

Honestly...

Is there trouble in your life?

I'm not religious.

I can save you.

Really?

What should I do?

Wait for a savior.

CLUB EICHI

I'm here to listen.

Why!

Why 30's?

Welcome to Club Eichi!

A table for one?

Zero points.

Huh?

This club is finished.

Consultant?

Who's your number one?

The rankings aren't listed.

It's our club's policy not to have rankings.

We're all equals, working together.

Let me introduce myself, I'm Aramaki.

I was hired to revitalize the business.

Hired?

What do you mean revitalize?

That implies this club's in trouble!

Yes, this club is in trouble.

Is that true?

Actually...

We're kind of in debt.

You're joking.

Why didn't you tell us?

Yeah, we're a team, aren't we!

-I'm sorry! -Mr. Kobato.

You done?

What?

With your little cry fest?

You done?

Done.

Then, let me start with the club itself.

A Kabukicho host club called Love 2000 is interested in buying this club.

Love 2000?

Love 2000 is that super famous club!

Becoming a Love 2000 host would be awesome!

-True! -Yes.

Love 2000 is the most profitable host club in Japan.

However, this club will no longer be a host club after its purchase.

Then what?

A hostess bar.

A hostess bar?

What's this about, Mr. Kobato.

Ms. Aramaki, were you hired by Mr. Kobato?

I do not know who hired me.

My client anonymously hired me to revitalize this club.

My job is to get Club Eichi back on its feet.

Therefore, there is only one thing for me to do.

Reform.

Can you really do that?

That is why

I'm here.

So cool!

You will listen to everything I have to say from now on.

-First, you. -Y-Yes?

You're a hick.

Also, I heard you're from Kumagaya.

So why do you speak in Kansai dialect?

Using a fake Kansai accent is a sin.

Fix this.

My bad.

I'm sorry.

Next is you!

-What? -You touch your phone too much.

Are you addicted? You're banned from looking at your phone in front of clients.

And you.

Come out and say it.

You're somewhat unpleasant.

-Hey! You laughed. -Sorry!

You think you're hot stuff, but you're not, you stupid virgin!

I ain't no virgin!

-You wanna go? -Also this place!

It smells here.

It smells like a grandma's house.

No more serving homemade pickles for starters.

I'm sorry.

Just to be clear,

this club does everything half-assed.

You need a number one host.

Without an amazing host,

this club can't be revitalized.

Therefore,

we will find a diamond in the rough and hire him.

Diamond in the rough?

Simultaneously, we will layoff whoever is in last place.

No way.

Please leave.

We'll take care of this ourselves.

Thank you for coming!

SAITAMA'S NO. ONE HOST CLUB CLUB EICHI

You went too far again?

I only pointed out the truth.

And you didn't find him this time either?

Your first love?

He's not my first love.

He saved my life.

No.

No.

No.

KOBATON

Are you okay?

Oh?

Are you...?

I knew it, it is you!

Uh...

-I went too far yesterday. -I'm busy now!

What're you doing?

He was here. I found the diamond.

For our club?

It's my job.

Want to come to the club?

What's your plan?

I get she's here to save the club,

but bringing some outsider won't help us anyway.

It's pointless.

I was just working part-time.

I'll find a new job.

You're the only one who needs the club, Mr. Kobato.

Hold on!

You guys care about the club too!

I'm sure you have many memories.

Come on, remember!

Uh... I have today's vegetables.

Thanks! You're a lifesaver!

He's the son of a local farmer.

This is him.

He

will save this club.

What?

Mr. Daitetsu.

Makeup, if you please.

Okay!

Okay!

All done!

Are you for real?

I knew it.

Wow.

You have it!

You'll be a hit.

I know it!

Welcome to Club Eichi!

You looked drained last time I was here.

I'm glad you're better.

I changed the fertilizer!

A-Anyway,

about the club.

I'm sorry.

I can't deal with customers.

Why not?

You look so good!

I can't talk

while keeping eye contact.