The Legendary Swordsman (笑傲江湖)

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION ANY SIMILARITIES ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL

Today is the day that our sects shall join hands to form

the Five Mountain Sword Sects Alliance.

I am Zuo Lengchan, the sect leader of Mount Song Sect.

Yue Buqun, the sect leader of Mount Hua Sect.

Master Mo Da, the sect leader of South Mount Heng Sect.

Liu Zhengfeng of South Mount Heng Sect.

Elder Dingxian, the sect leader of North Mount Heng Sect.

Elder Dingyi of North Mount Heng Sect.

Taoist Tianmen, the sect leader of Mount Tai Sect.

So, our five sects are a family,

setting aside our differences

and working as one

to fight off evil forces.

Folks, ever since evil cults invaded the Central Plain,

they have massacred countless disciples of my righteous sect.

Today, I shall enforce justice on behalf of Heaven

and spill the blood of the villain Qu Yang of an unorthodox cult

to appease the souls of the dead!

Qu Yang, my friend!

"THE LEGENDARY SWORDSMAN" MUSICAL SCORE

-Kill him! -Kill him!

-Kill him! -Kill him!

I know every one of you would love to execute this villain yourself.

I shall grant this chance

to South Mount Heng Sect's Liu Zhengfeng.

Liu Zhengfeng, aren't you going to make your move?

Or are you afraid of this villain?

Verdant hills need no ink to be everlasting paintings.

I will have no regrets

dying in Liu Zhengfeng's hand!

Who are you?

As sure as the sun rising in the east, I am the indomitable one!

Go!

Attack together!

Whoever stands in my way dies!

Sunflower Divine Skill!

I am all right now.

Thank you for rescuing me, Cult Leader.

You didn't heed my warning.

I told you to keep your distance from those so-called righteous sects.

I truly don't understand.

Liu Zhengfeng and I treated each other with sincerity

and bonded over music.

Why can't our friendship be tolerated?

Aren't you being delusional?

As long as those orthodox sects exist,

there will be no place in this world for our Sun Moon Holy Cult.

Unless we dominate the martial arts world,

there will never be a day of peace!

Rumor has it that

the Bixie Swordplay Manual shares the same prestige

as your Sunflower Manual.

You may be armed with divine skill,

but should the Bixie Swordplay Manual fall into the hands of another,

it could become a threat to you.

The Bixie Swordplay Manual

merely isn't worth my attention.

This works in our favor though.

Let them massacre one another, and we can reap the benefits.

A brilliant idea, Cult Leader. I am most impressed.

I have reached the seventh level of the Sunflower Divine Skill.

In the coming days, I will need to work on my cultivation in isolation.

You will have full authority over the cult's matters.

As you wish.

Once I have mastered the Sunflower Divine Skill,

Bixie Swordplay will be ineffective on me.

Even if the entire world wishes to defeat me,

I will have nothing to fear!

In the battle at the ceremonial stage,

Dongfang Bubai crushed all his opponents with the Sunflower Divine Skill

and rose to prominence.

The mention of Dongfang Bubai struck fear

into all in the martial arts world.

In the same year, a rumor spread

that Fuwei Escort Agency's Bixie Swordplay Manual

originated from the Sunflower Manual.

In a desire to obtain this manuscript and dominate the world,

warriors from all over set out for Fuwei Escort Agency,

throwing the martial world into chaos once again.

Everybody is rushing to Fuwei.

Yet, you're lazing around here.

IVY LEE AS YUE LINGSHAN

Linghu Chong, I found you!

-I knew it was you. -Down you go!

My wine!

Where's your horse?

I bartered it for wine.

Fortunately, I still have one jar.

How can you be drinking at a time like this?

Everyone is heading for Fuzhou.

I can't believe you're lounging around here.

Serves you right!

Linghu Chong!

Hey, Lingshan!

Lingshan, today is such a fine day.

Why don't we practice Chongling Swordplay?

Sure!

Willow Leaves Like Eyebrows!

Green Plums Like Beans!

First Sight In Mist!

First Meeting After Rain!

Linghu Chong!

Linghu Chong,

I hear that once one becomes an advanced user of Bixie Swordplay,

one can fetch items out of thin air and kill without being present.

Is it truly that formidable?

I don't know if it is formidable,

but I know that if you don't get dressed,

you'll catch a cold, so here!

Head Disciple.

So the two of you are hiding here. We were looking for you everywhere.

That smells amazing!

-Let me try some. -No touching!

This is for Lingshan.

You can catch your own fish.

You play favorites! Do you only care about Lingshan?

Linghu Chong likes to spoil me.

Do you want to eat fish? Here, help me roast them.

Lingshan, this is for you. Careful, it's still hot.

Don't be so smug. You might choke on a bone.

Damn monkey, your mouth is so foul!

It might start rotting!

Here, eat it before it gets cold.

-It smells so good! -It does, doesn't it?

By the way, Head Disciple,

disciples from all sects have been heading for Fuzhou

over the past few days.

It seems that everybody believes

Bixie Swordplay is as invincible as the Sunflower Divine Skill.

Can mastering Bixie Swordplay

allow someone to defeat Dongfang Bubai and dominate the martial arts world?

Enough chitchat. Let's fill our bellies first. Come on.

We'll find answers once we reach Fuzhou, won't we?

-Help, Lao Denuo! -What's the matter?

Help! Quickly! An insect got into my clothes!

-Hurry! Catch it for me! -No, I can't lay my hands on a woman.

Sixth Monkey, please! Catch it for me quickly!

-No, Master said not to touch others. -Get it!

You had better ask someone else.

Dratted monkey!

Allow me! All right, it's taken care of.

So it was you!

How dare you bully Lingshan?

I'm going to squash you!

Don't blame it. It doesn't know any better.

It's quite pitiful that it's so tiny. Save it.

You change your mind from one moment to the next.

Women are so troublesome!

You're the troublesome one.

Lingshan is a bit troublesome,

but she is the kindest, isn't she?

She doesn't even have the heart to harm an ant.

Yes, Lingshan is the best.

Even her farts are fragrant.

Smell this.

Stinky!

-How fragrant! -Fragrant!

FLORENCE TAN AS LAN FENGHUANG

-Come on. -Let's go.

Jeez, such a waste of my wine.

Greetings, Sacred Maiden!

The Sun Moon Holy Cult, Black Tortoise Society,

Sea Dragon Association, Black Wind Village,

and Wind and Thunder Society

pay greetings to Sacred Maiden.

May the Sun Moon Holy Cult rule forever

and dominate the martial arts world.

Stand up.

Thank you, Sacred Maiden.

Lan Fenghuang,

I want to know about each branch's earnings.

Sure.

Sacred Maiden,

our cult's gambling dens and brothels are growing

more prosperous by the day.

The salt smuggling business in particular has brought us enormous profits.

The worst performance this year

would be from the Fujian branch under Elder Peng's management.

Sacred Maiden, please understand.

Many people have been covetously eyeing

Fuwei Escort's Bixie Swordplay Manual.

I sent men to monitor any developments in the situation,

thus affecting my business.

Disgraceful! How dare you make excuses for your negligence!

Sacred Maiden, let me kill him!

Sacred Maiden, spare me!

I've obtained the Bixie Swordplay Manual. Please have mercy on me.

FANN WONG AS REN YINGYING

You're imprudent!

-Withdraw! -Move aside! I got him!

Good thing I didn't interfere.

I got slapped for no good reason!

-Please forgive us, -Please forgive us,

-Sacred Maiden! -Sacred Maiden!

There is still a traitor in our midst.

Show yourself!

It's him!

You're fleeing?

You are not a member of Sun Moon Holy Cult.