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Good morning.
Good morning.
RECRUITMENT INTERVIEWS
Good morning.
How many candidates are left?
Out of approximately 5,000, 80 remain.
Here are their education and interview histories so far.
We're looking for business potential rather than education.
Adding more employees like you would be pointless.
Let's begin.
Dragon Bank is the leader of the IT industry.
Working at Dragon Bank is my dream.
Since childhood,
both my hobbies and skills have all involved computers.
I was an avid reader of your company's computer magazine.
Utilizing my unique qualities to the fullest extent,
I aspire to work as an engineer.
I will do my best to contribute to your company as much as possible.
Thank you for your time.
I'm Manabu Taira.
I'm here for the interview.
Please have a seat.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Tell us about yourself and why you applied here.
Yes, sir.
Working at my company...
Wait, no...
Working at your company has been my dream since I was young.
I've loved computers
ever since I was young.
My family wasn't wealthy and I didn't have any friends
so I was always reading your computer magazines.
We withdrew our publishing business quite a long time ago.
Well...
the other day, when your company's private information was leaked,
I felt nostalgic for the magazine.
I was especially fond of the library in your magazine.
There was a part about deserializing cookies.
I realized I could execute arbitrary code.
Are you saying you hacked into our system by exploiting vulnerabilities?
No, I just thought it might be possible.
I haven't actually hacked anything.
But a payload could be used for executing commands.
This vulnerable library is used in your internal systems.
It'd have a significant impact on RCE...
I'm sorry.
Never mind.
Here we go again.
I'm finished.
Finished.
Game set.
Why was he one of the final candidates?
That just means his other abilities are that much more superior.
Excuse me.
RECRUITMENT INTERVIEWS
However, I was born with good luck.
And luck is a form of talent.
So, what I'm trying to say is
that you can't rely solely on luck.
Everything requires thorough and diligent preparation and effort.
In that sense,
the current executives and management team are amazing.
I'd love to work under you.
You overcame the collapse of the bubble and the Lehman Shock.
I would love to hear stories of your corporate battles and learn from you.
Oh, but that story
about backpacking across the continent,
wasn't that a bit exaggerated?
No, no.
Why would I exaggerate my own embarrassment?
That's true.
He's probably not exaggerating.
All the stories that he's telling without hesitation are all...
lies.
Exaggerated lies can be exposed.
But if everything is a lie,
there's no need to exaggerate or expose it.
By the way,
what did you mean in the language proficiency section?
"Language proficiency."
"All."
I just have an "I am very language good" aura.
In any language or country.
Okay then, let me test you.
What language was that?
Well...
Right?
That sound legit?
Indeed...
Sounds legit.
It sounded legit, didn't it?
Huh?
Gaku!
Long time no see!
Haru!
-From junior high! -Yeah.
Next customer, please.
You got every job you applied for?
Megabanks,
trading companies, manufacturers,
and IT companies.
You've always been persuasive.
What about you?
Not yet.
Not one.
Not even one job offer?
Seriously? You got rejected by them all?
It was my dream to become an engineer at Dragon Bank.
That should be easy for you.
Even back then...
Stop it. Let's go.
It's okay, it's okay.
-It's a laptop! -Yeah, it's real nice.
You have a nice one.
I found his wallet!
What's this?
-It's only coins. -Seriously?
-Hey. -Huh?
Here.
Who the hell are you?
Hey!
-You bastard! -Hey!
Cut that shit out!
Stop it!
Hey...
Uh-oh...
Run!
Huh?
I screwed up.
It was all recorded.
I'll be expelled even before high school.
Hey...
Why did you help me?
I saw my classmate getting beaten up.
Why wouldn't I help you?
Don't worry about me.
Just go home.
I'm sorry.
It's an old parking lot so they have WEP for their Wi-Fi.
Wow, a super hacker!
If I can get in with a PTW attack,
I can access their control panel.
If I find out the password...
This is it. The password.
I'll be able to delete it through the GUI.
I don't understand a single word.
There it is.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DELETE THIS VIDEO?
THE VIDEO HAS BEEN DELETED
I deleted it.
The surveillance camera data.
Really?
You're amazing!
Well done.
You'll make a living with computers in the future.
I guarantee it.
That would be great but...
We were in a blind spot
so I thought I could beat them up without leaving evidence.
Who would have thought the truck would move?
That's what you regret?
What else would I regret?
That's right.
He's smart as a whip but doesn't know when to stop.
He's just the same as before.
He's still just as dangerous.
Well, eat and cheer up,
Super Hacker.
No company's ever going to want me.
I'm not persuasive or quick on my feet.
I lack communication skills so no company will hire me.
What are you saying?
Let's meet at the orientation.
Hey, part-timer!
Over here!
Okay.
Why did it have to be this building?
...we have created it.
In order to preserve this value, it is important to have a global perspective.
From next year onwards, each and every one of you
will spread your wings in the world as business professionals.
Hey!
Gaku!
Hey!
Gaku!
Huh?
Hey!
It's the old guy from the interview.
Hey, look!
Haru! Haru! Haru!
What's going on? Didn't you get the job?
I quit just now.
Huh? Why?
Because you weren't there.
People like me who talk and bluff their way through life
need people like you
with knowledge and skills to bring the real deal to the table.
No communication skills?
That's my job.
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