Guns & Gulaabs

Stop!

-Shoot him! -Stop!

-My love is the purest in town. -My love is the most everlasting in town.

I'd give my life for Chanda.

That is what you call pure love.

I've been in love with Mamta since fifth grade.

That's everlasting love.

What you feel for Chanda, it's not love but lust.

Ask Nannu.

Dude, why ask me? I don't know anything.

Figure it out among yourselves.

My love for Chanda is real. Your love is a sham.

-Yours is a sham. -My love is real.

-Mine is real too. -Bullshit.

-You're bullshit. -Prove it.

-What? -If your love is real, prove it.

How?

Are you freaking crazy? Why are you doing all this crap?

Shut up, Nannu!

I'd do anything to prove my love for Chanda.

Show me.

A-N-D-A and M-T-A are left now.

-Let's do the rest tomorrow. -I'm ready to complete it right now.

But if you don't want to, we'll stop.

Well, fake lover?

How will you explain this M-A?

I'll say it's "MA" for my mother.

How will you explain C-H?

Fucking "chump."

Stop!

-Stop, asshole! -Hey! Stop!

Move! Move! Move!

Shoot him.

Pick him up. Get him on his feet.

INSIDE EVERY HUMAN IS THE DEVIL

Tipu, you're at your own father's funeral. Not the neighbor's.

Look at your mother. I feel sorry for her.

Stepmother.

My father was a lustful fucker.

Doesn't he look like he died while smoking?

Shut up, Tipu. At least try to cry a little.

Okay, fine.

Tipu, Mr. Ganchi is here.

Babu Tiger's widow.

Get some tea and snacks.

He was a lucky man.

But he left behind all his luck.

Babu...

-What are you doing? -I'm trying to cry.

Why?

Your father's alive, right?

Won't you cry when he's dead?

Are you Babu Tiger's son?

From his first wife?

From his real wife.

Uncle, can you tell me who Babu Tiger's son is?

That guy over there.

-Where are you going? -I need to meet him.

Not now. Leave.

-It's urgent. -Leave. Just leave, man.

-Just leave. -Why are you pushing me? I'm going.

I never saw you with your father. Didn't you want to work for me?

What do you do?

I'm a mechanic. At Vayu Motors.

Something on your face... right there.

The deal of a lifetime fell into our lap, and they took Babu Tiger away from us.

This could only be one man's doing. Nabeed.

Do you think Nabeed had the guts to do it?

The Sherpur guys quake in their boots just at the mention of your name.

Sit up straight, then talk.

Sir, SP Mishra is here.

Look, he's standing there.

What's up, Junior? Hello, sir.

Here I am, dealing with this storm in my life,

and you've got your head in the clouds.

Give me a hand.

No, sir...

What else were you doing?

A bastard comes to our city, sneaks into our farms,

slaughters one of our men,

and you were just sitting on your fucking ass?

Don't you know how important the Calcutta deal is to us?

I know very well, sir.

Make a call to Calcutta.

Arrange a meeting with Sukanto. I want to meet him.

Right away, sir.

-Ram is the... -Real truth.

-Truth is... -All there is.

-Ram is the... -Real truth.

-Truth is... -All there is.

-Ram is the... -Real truth.

-Truth is... -All there is.

Dad...

-Ram is the... -Real truth.

-Dad... -Ram is the...

Hey, you were just cursing your father.

What changed now?

He was still my father, asshole!

-Ram is the... -Real truth.

Jhankaar Beats?

Oh, my God!

Do I look that bad?

No, sir. I mean... I'm Ramprasad, sir.

Actually, we were preparing to welcome you tomorrow.

-But you are here today. -Then welcome me now.

No garland today. It's ordered for tomorrow.

-Let it be. I'm heading home. -Okay.

I wanted to see the office.

You're already on duty right after coming from Delhi? You should've rested.

Your driver is waiting at the bungalow.

He doesn't need to be on duty. I'll drive myself.

Why, sir?

It's a nice place to drive a car.

Okay, sir. As you wish.

It's my honor to work with you.

I've heard so much about you.

The city is small, but the people here have big hearts.

And the weather here is so nice, sir, that you'll feel like Rajesh Khanna.

And it's more affordable than Delhi, sir.

One week's living cost there... It's dead, sir!

Give me a day, sir. I'll have it restored. Sorry.

Get me the files related to the opium factory.

-Sir, now? -Are you doing something more important?

-Talking to you, sir. -Now.

-Listen. -Yes?

Arrange an original cassette for me. Zamaane Ko Dikhana Hai.

What?

An original cassette of this movie.

Listening to Jhankaar Beats has ruined my mood.

Please come, Mr. Sukanto.

Welcome to the sacred land of Gulaabgunj.

It looks like a movie set straight out of Bombay's film industry.

The police won't ambush us like in the movies, right?

Oh, no, no. No one comes here.

That's why I asked you to come.

In Gulaabgunj, Dad ambushes the police, not the other way around.

Mr. Ganchi, let me come to the point.

To be honest, I have a lot of pressure on me.

What kind of pressure?

This is our first deal.

Everyone is worried you won't be able to deliver such a big order of opium.

What are you talking about, Mr. Sukanto?

Please tell your superiors they don't need to be worried.

When Ganchi commits, he delivers.

That's what I said.

But they say Ganchi has never taken up such a big job.

And it's true.

This order is way bigger than what you produce in a year.

Tell me, what should I say to them?

Tell them that the land of Gulaabgunj is like Ganchi's beloved.

If Ganchi asks for a little more, she won't say no. She will provide plenty.

I will tell them this too.

"The land is his beloved. She will provide plenty."

I'll just say one thing.

If you fail to deliver it on time for any reason,

then my superiors will be unhappy with you.

When they are unhappy, they just... Let's leave it at "just."

Well, I'll go ahead and say it.

If you don't deliver it on time,

then they will lose their minds.

They will be here with their entire army

to kill all of you, every last one of you.

I mean, they didn't say it out loud.

This is my experience talking.

Anyway, I know you won't give them a chance to be unhappy.

Right? Let's confirm the deal.

Deliver it by the end of this month. Okay? End of the month, and that's it.

How many days in this month, 30 or 31?

Thirty-one.

See, you got an extra day too. Lucky.

-Advance. -No, there's no need.

There's no need for formality. Mahendra...

Just keep it. Keep it.

Once you make a payment, you can put pressure on the other party.

Okay. If God is willing, we will keep working together.

And if it's not God's will...

That asshole, motherfucker, prick bastard! He dares threaten Ganchi.

Smiling all through that meeting made my fucking jaw hurt.

-Isn't this Bengali a little too cocky? -Why wouldn't he be?

He can afford to be cocky.

Sir, we need that new Narcotics guy in control immediately.

If we don't, he'll interfere with the deal.

I'll speak to Mishra and tell him to go meet with him.

VAYU AUTO

-Get me pliers. -Okay.

Kamarcut, what is it?

Sir, your favorite customer.

The tire seems to be punctured. I'll take a look.

Hey, go inside. I'll be the one fixing her puncture.

Riding a bike like this will make the tire burst.

There's always something wrong with this bike.

Let me do it.

I was thinking about you last night.

At night? About me?

I mean, what happened to your father was tragic.

When I was in high school, some guys were teasing me in the market.

Then your father showed up.

He grabbed one of them and gave him a tight slap.

One slap and the boy blacked out.

People were always scared of your father.