Influenza

Whoever finds this, be careful, and leave before sunset.

I came here to find my daughter, but there are so many more.

They all seem to be cursed.

I don't know if I can help, I don't know if I'll survive.

I can feel Lissy is here, but I cannot connect with her.

One of them came close to me.

I tried to take a photo, but it just disappeared.

I have reason to believe they're after me and my life.

I'm not sure how I can help get Lissy out of...

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The first influencer suicide in Koh Samui is now confirmed.

13 year old Susan Chang's body has been found.

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The global health organization reported that

social media is now the No. 1 cause for suicide and addictive behavior.

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Alright. Clap your hands.

Clap your hands.

That's right.

Why are you here?

I mean it, why are you here?

Because we want to get rich and famous.

Okay.

Fair enough, but I had

plenty of people, who are already rich and famous

come to my seminars. Why do they come then?

No idea.

You're here, because you want more.

You want more than you already have.

And there's zero shame in that.

It is human nature to want to improve.

It is your birthright to want more.

Who wants more?

Who wants more?

Who wants more? Yeah.

Me, yeah. I want more.

I wanna take something away from you.

I wanna take away an excuse you might make.

Who here uses a sentence sometimes like

"I need to learn how to appear confident."

Or "I need to learn how to say yes."

Who said a sentence like this before?

"I need to learn to..." Yeah, you have?

I have. Let me tell you something.

You don't need to "learn" how to appear confident.

You don't need to "learn" how to say yes.

You need to "choose" to say yes.

Can we please get rid of the cougher?

Scared of Corona? Corona is fake, but what about 5G?

My god, let's not start this nonsense again.

It's probably just normal influenza. Normal influencer?

I'm one of the top influencers in my country.

Guys, guys, a virus won't kill you.

Hiding from choices will kill you!

Okay, "choosing versus learning", how many people in this room

know how to pronounce the word "Yes"?

Anybody? Yeah?

You know how to pronounce the word "Yes"?

Oh, good.

Anybody here still needs

to learn how to pronounce the word "Yes"?

Anybody?

Okay, smarty pants over here,

you need to learn that? Shall we practice together

how to say a three letter word?

Look, I just don't think the choice is that easy for most of us.

People have really deeply

ingrained ideas about what they can and can't do.

That is exactly my point.

Okay, well, with smaller risk free decisions

just going for it and choosing yes might be fine,

but with more complicated decisions we often need to learn skills

in order to trust ourselves.

Okay, let's try this.

What do you still need to learn?

Well, I mean all of us here

Don't speak for all of us here,

just speak for yourself.

Okay, well...

I'm here, so I guess I wanna learn how to self-promote.

Okay, is there something that you already know,

that would promote you like crazy, but you're not doing it yet?

I'm really trying to let the quality of my writing dictate

The quality of your writing dictates fuck all

if nobody reads your writing in the first place.

Do you want your social media channels to explode?

Sure! Do you know how to post a selfie?

But that's exactly the kind

Do you, just in theory, know how to post a bikini picture of yourself?

Of course, but I choose

You, my dear, choose to miss out.

God or nature or whomever gave you a killer body,

and killer looks. Good for you!

And you can choose to use that to your advantage or not.

Most of the horse faces in this room would kill

for your looks and use it immediately.

I'm here to show you

the choices that will lead you to success.

What you do with them is your responsibility.

But never forget, it is a choice.

Guys, try and "learn" success, and you will learn forever.

"Choose" success and you will succeed.

Who wants to be successful?

Who wants to be successful?

Who wants to be successful?

Yeah!? Who wants to be successful?

Woo.

Woo, yes.

In order to create engaging content

you have to do two things:

- Never stop. - Always keep moving.

Who here needs to keep moving?

Who here needs to transition further? Yeah?

Anybody? Anybody?

There you go.

Introduce yourself. Get up, get up.

Hi guys, I'm Isla from Budapest, but I have been living here

in Thailand for 8 years.

I'm divorced, I have two children.

I'm an influencer,

a self love coach and own a fitness studio that

is doing really well, but I feel like

I need to transition it into something completely new.

I'm just holding back for some reason.

So, your studios are going well?

Yeah, it's doing really well.

And your channels are going well as well?

They're still growing,

but they are already super profitable.

So, why transition it into something completely new then?

Well, I just feel like I'm at that stage of my life.

Isla, when was the last time you had

a big old dick in your mouth?

Excuse me?

When was the last time someone went down on you

and licked your pussy until you screamed:

"Oh my God, oh my God,

that's so amazing, oh yeah, oh yeah."

When?

Yeah.

Really?

When?

Two years ago...

Two fucking years ago!

Never!

Never ever ever project your own fucking misery onto your business.

You will destroy it.

If you wanna go out there and reinvent yourself,

and suck dick then you have to do that all by yourself.

Do you wanna go out there and get your pussy licked?

Well, as a mother

As a mother what?

As a mother you don't have a clit anymore?

You're a fucking hotty. I would lick your pussy in a heartbeat.

Any other man here would like to lick Isla's pussy?

Yes. Sure. I would.

Or woman!

Well, well, well, who do we have here?

The PC police. And you are?

I am an impactfluencer.

A fucking what?

An impactfluencer, an influencer that has an impact.

Anyway, I was born as a CIS man,

but I now identify as "they".

He, she, it, they,

I don't give a flying fuck

what you identify as. I give a fuck

if you leave this place a righteous asshole,

or a positive, motivated,

ready to take on the world, they!

So, which one will it be?

Well, the second one of course!

Give it up for "they".

Be interested in the world,

the world will be interested in you.

Be interested in someone's dick,

They will be interested in your pussy.

Give it up for Isla!

Give it up for Isla, come on, come on.

The trending hashtags at the moment are:

They are not: #lets be nice and neutral to each other.

Think about that

when you create content for your channels.

Be loud! Be edgy!

Be ruthless, and shit will take off by itself for you.

Guys, you've been absolutely amazing.

I also wanna invite you for a focus group tomorrow