Close Ur Kopitiam (关你茶室)

LOW-DEFINITION MOVIES VS. HIGH-DEFINITION MOVIES

Why watch low-definition movies instead of high-definition movies?

Payday.

- I'm rich now. I want everything. - Salary.

My salary.

Payday.

Payday.

Payday!

Payday!

Having a nightmare again?

What nightmare?

I didn't.

Every time it's payday, you start dreaming.

Don't I know you by now?

Uncle Spider-Man said it well.

The greater your vision, the greater your responsibility.

You're the boss because your vision is bigger than others'.

And when your vision grows bigger, loneliness is inevitable.

Mom, Dad.

Bless me with wealth and prosperity.

And bless our kopitiam with a thriving business.

Also, give me four lucky numbers. Bless me.

AH AI

JUI HOU KOPITIAM

You're dressed like that again.

What's the problem?

Can't you dress more decently? How old are you, acting so flirty?

Do you think you're an influencer?

What's the matter? Afraid someone will steal me away?

Keep family drama in the family.

These are Uncle Tan's eggs.

Ah Ai hasn't eaten yet! Make another one.

She's not my girlfriend. What does that have to do with me?

- Don't be like this, Ah Hee. - It's not right.

Boss.

Why are you touching my eggs?

These are not your eggs. It's Uncle Tan's.

Uncle Tan, your egg.

Hey, Ah Long.

- Why is there only one egg? - It broke.

I'll give you another one in a bit.

Do you know how important this egg is to Uncle Tan?

You broke Uncle Tan's egg.

How's he going to tell Auntie Tan that someone broke his egg?

What does Auntie Tan have to do with it?

Uncle Tan is missing an egg, and he is not full.

Of course it concerns Auntie Tan.

I'll give him another egg later.

You're just looking for an excuse to deduct money anyway.

RM9, SMALL: RM8

Don't you have any large bills?

I just opened the stall. How would I have it?

What year are we in?

Why are you still taking cash?

Hey! They're sleeping. Why are you waking them up?

Uncle Yuan.

Why don't you mind your own stall instead of helping to pack chicken rice?

Your customer is waiting for you.

Here, and these include the two sisters.

Uncle Yuan. Be honest.

Are you chasing after younger girls?

My gosh. What kind of nonsense is that?

You scared me. I almost thought you still had it.

Of course I do!

Boss.

Can you lower the rent a bit?

Business hasn't been great lately.

Three days' rent.

Hey, boss.

At today's exchange rate, I can cover three and a half days' rent.

Table No. 8.

For two people.

One black coffee.

One tea with evaporated milk.

One iced tea.

JUI HOU KOPITIAM

- Coming up! - Hot!

LET ME KNOW IF YOU DON'T WANT INNARDS

RICE IN BROTH

CHAR KWAY TEOW

Come try it!

Delicious and fragrant pork noodles. Here!

Ah Ai!

JUI HOU KOPITIAM

Ah Hee! How often do I have to tell you not to cut the butter so big?

We have to think about the customers' health.

RM15.80

CONFIRM

EVERY 3RD OF EVERY MONTH

Handsome, here's your coffee.

Boss, I didn't order coffee.

Oh gosh.

They must've made a mistake.

Why don't you just have it?

If you don't order a drink, there's a RM2 fine.

JUI HOU KOPITIAM

Payday.

Ah Long, didn't you shower today?

- I did. - Then why do you smell so bad?

Didn't you use soap?

There are many customers today. I've probably been sweating a lot.

Go buy some soap.

Uncle Tan's egg.

Ah Ai, your hair's too long.

Go get a haircut.

Okay, Boss.

543.

Why were you late for eight days last month?

I can't wake up, Boss.

Do you want me and the lady boss to sleep next to you and wake you up?

That won't be necessary.

Good thing I installed the punch card machine

or I'd be losing so much.

Next time you're even a minute late, I'll deduct RM10.

Don't bother calculating. Just deduct RM100.

Allan.

Boss, I'm fine, right?

There are plenty of issues, and you're one of them.

- Any more questions? - No.

Ah Di.

How many plates did you break this month?

Five, boss.

You're honest.

Five plates, RM20.

It's such bad luck to have a boss like this.

How many times have I said, don't speak Burmese?

Can't Burmese Chinese speak Mandarin?

Saving money is very important.

Employees only ever ask, "Why isn't there a year-end bonus?"

"Why isn't our salary going up?" What do we bosses do with the money?

We just reinvest it back into the company.

Why all the sighing? Did we lose money this month?

With me here, how could we possibly lose money?

I'm just thinking…

How can we make a lot of money?

Come on. Stop watching so many videos by this speaker.

I've simmered this soup for hours. Drink it while it's hot.

It's so bitter. What is this?

Whip.

Honey, didn't we agree on once a month?

Once a month? I'm about to rust!

It doesn't matter. I want to have a baby next year.

Next year?

April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December,

January, February. Gosh! Aquarius.

- That doesn't suit me. - As long as it's not Virgo.

If I don't have one soon, my factory will shut down.

Menopause is coming.

Honey.

Why don't you adopt me instead? I'll call you…

Mom…

- Take care of me. - All right, good boy.

Here, drink more. Swallow it.

You're my good boy.

Drink up. Finish it.

How about the maid uniform?

The one you said looked nice last time.

Wait.

Did you already buy it?

Don't post it on the internet, okay?

Boss.

The economy is so bad right now.

Don't simply raise prices.

Petrol prices have gone up recently.

It's normal for us to rise together.

Did your cows grow up drinking petrol? What does petrol have to do with milk?

It does.

The van delivering milk from the factory needs fuel.

That's a cost too. Am I right?

No.

Who said you had to use a van? Can't you deliver it by bicycle?

Bicycles don't need fuel.

Boss, even bicycles have costs. Do you still want the milk or not?

Give me three boxes. I'll pay at the end of the month.

Okay.

Pretty lady.

Hurry up!

What are you doing?

How many times have I told you? You won't listen, dressed like that.

- Lots of kids are watching our movie. - What movie?

Yuriko.

Can't you tell your husband is jealous?

Uncle Lim. He's jealous?

No way.

Uncle Lim.

We're an old couple. Why would I be jealous?

Didn't you order anything?

I have.

How? Is the coffee good?

It's still number one.

If it's not good, I'll raise your rent.

Hey…

You promised my mom you wouldn't.

Try raising it and see what happens. Be careful, she might haunt you.

It's nice to catch up too.

Are you interested in joining us?

Just eat.

Hello, everyone.

I'm Anthony Ant.

Welcome to Anthony's Super Hungry Show.