Dragon Fury 3

What was that?

I dunno, but I'm not hanging around to find out.

Let's go, come on.

Oh.

My ankle, my ankle.

Hey, come on, let go.

Oh, God, it hurts.

Listen, look at me.

Just fight through the pain, okay?

Just fight through the pain.

No.

It doesn't matter.

We've gotta go.

Don't leave me.

We have to go.

Just fight for the pain, darling, come on.

Get up.

Come on.

Okay, let's get to the car quick.

It's coming, it's gonna find us.

Car won't start.

Come on.

Go, go.

I'm trying to.

- Go. - It won't start.

Oh, my God.

Look who's finally decided to show up.

I had to make sure I get one of the best rooms, didn't I?

Have you seen this place?

Yeah.

I don't think there is a best room.

Oh.

Come on, everyone's been waiting for you.

Oh, lucky me.

Yeah.

We've got cheap wine, terrible jokes, and

Mostly from you.

You got me.

Looked a lot better online, didn't it?

Bit like your Tinder.

Ha-ha-ha.

Hey, Rhea.

Yeah?

Are you feeling nervous as well?

Yeah.

We're here now.

Come on, no escape.

Brilliant.

I missed you so much.

I was so excited to see you today.

Aw, so am I.

Oh, but I'm so tired though.

- Really? - Yeah.

- How come? - Working nonstop.

- Oh, my God. - Nonstop.

Could just lie down here and sleep right now.

It's crazy.

Hey.

- Hello. - Hey,

look what the tide dragged in.

Yeah.

All right, all right, all right,

I've been traveling all day.

- Tired? - Yeah.

I've been working 12-hour shifts for two weeks straight.

I'd like to see you both try. - And?

Oi-oi.

The legend returns.

Legend?

Yeah, man.

Legend has it you once smiled back in Nam.

Whoa.

Oh.

- Whoa. - Wow, look at that.

Hey listen, listen

Show-off, mate.

Still got it, still got it.

So hiking tomorrow?

- Yes. - Hung over?

That's the tradition.

Aww.

Only a couple of miles.

By the way, guys,

I found the perfect way to the top.

And the views there, they're insane,

especially at sunrise time.

I'm so excited.

Oof, you lost me at sunrise.

Oh no.

Listen, we're not actually gonna do that, are we?

Yes, mate.

No chickening out.

Ugh.

Remember, guys, this is not about the hike.

This is about being all together.

Well, in that case, I am definitely in.

- A toast. - A toast.

- To Jess. - To Jess.

- To Jess. - To Jess.

- To Jess. - To Jess.

To Jess.

Who chose this playlist, guys?

- Hey- - It's tragic.

Oh, come on.

This is my bad boy throwback playlist.

Hey, I'll have a bit of that, Toni.

Yeah, come on, woo.

Really?

We're gonna have this from you two all day, are we?

Great.

So this is it, yeah?

Old military base?

Top secret black site?

What, no signage, no security,

no massages, no happy endings?

Eyes forward, mate.

No, no, but all I'm saying it could be anything,

for all we know, you know?

Like an old ammo dump, remnants from the fucking Cold War.

Could even be a sex dungeon.

Oh, fucking hell.

What is this place?

Records have been classified since '63, all right?

Even at our level.

So no one knows what it is?

Look, we've been sent here

and that's all you need to know.

All I'm saying, mate, is it's a bit odd, isn't it?

There's been a breach, no camera feed, no response,

place is locked down tighter than an nun's snatch

but someone's been poking around here.

It just don't make sense, mate.

You finished?

Maybe.

All I wanna know is that it's nothing.

And then that way we can go get some fucking beers.

This ain't a fucking pub crawl, Vega.

Something has tripped a motion flare

near a dormant government site

that's meant to be unbreachable.

Now that means one of two things.

Either someone's there who shouldn't be here

or something is.

Now fucking liven up.

Copy that.

You used to be fun, mate.

And we've just gotta make it over.

I don't think I've got that right.

I think I got it wrong, actually.

You said the wrong words, actually.

I think he meant he's got to make it by over.

He's gotta make it by over.

Gotta make it by over.

Right, I can't believe I'm saying this

- What? - But it's bedtime.

- Oh, behave. - Nah.

- Yes. - Excuse me?

I'm getting old.

Can I go to bed?

The man with the cast iron stomach defeated.

Oh, come on.

Must be quite a catch for your wife, Toni.

You best believe it, Brooke.

I am.

Well, Rhea, you haven't tell us

your worst dating experience yet, so give us some tea.

No, no, no, no, no, Lani,

I'm not playing your games again.

No, not allowed.

We all shared.

Yeah, but we didn't ask you to share though, Toni.

Hey, I've got too many, too many.

Well, mine was the guy who took me to an ax throwing bar

and then cried when he missed a board.

Oh.

Aw, that's kind of cute.

In a tragic way.

Mm.

Rhea, go on.

Fuck you, Toni.

Okay, fine, fine, fine.

Okay, so you just reminded me of this.

I went on a kayaking trip once and I met this guy,

he was an ex-Marine.

Ooh, damn.

I know, hot.

Until he starts crying because his pet iguana died.

- Iguana? - Iguana.

For three hours straight.

- No. - Oh, my God.

Yep.

And what even the fuck is an iguana?

It's a lizard.

Right.

Oh, guys, Jess would have loved this so much.

Yeah, definitely would've.

She probably would've drunk all the wine though,

and burnt on the food,

and probably called us all emotionally

- Repressed. - Repressed.