The first 169 lines.
I get so nervous getting up in front of people.
It feels good to have a friend to support me through this.
Hey. No problem, Sadie.
You know me. I'm your ride or die.
Aw, thanks, Jeremy,
but I was talking to my positive affirmation app.
Totally get it.
I don't think I can do this, Lay Lay.
Don't worry, Sadie.
It's just freshmen class elections.
Tell them why you're the best person for the job.
You got this.
You're the avatar from my positive affirmation app.
You have to say that.
You're right. I do have to say that.
Don't worry, Sadie. You got this.
I need to figure out a way to stand out around here.
I know how you can stand out:
a catchy dance routine like this.
I'm not dancing in public.
The last time I did that, I fell and ended up a meme
that's still viral in Bangladesh.
Now it's time to hear from the candidates
for freshmen class environmental officer.
Did I say candidates? I meant candidate.
There's only one person that cares about this.
Sadie, you're up.
If I'm elected environmental officer, I will
commit to an environmentally friendly campus,
and that starts with educating the student body
about the proper ways to recycle.
Nothing?
Uh, this can should actually be…
…recycled! Ahh!
Guys, if you're ever confused about where to put trash,
just ask me, okay?
You can call me the trash lady.
Oh!
Banana peel…
…while hurtful and inappropriate,
goes into compost.
Huh?
Wah!
And that's the end of Sadie's presentation.
Uh, actually, Ms. Calloway,
I wasn't done.
Trust me, Sadie, you're done.
Twist, then kick, then spin and freeze.
Ooh.
Can I unfreeze now?
Yeah, thaw on out.
I think the freezing was the only part that I got down.
Well, I'm beat.
I've gotta get to bed, Lay Lay.
Goodnight, superstar.
Lay Lay, it would be so cool if you were here.
I wish you were real.
- -
Fire protocol! Fire protocol!
Follow the plan, Sadie. Follow the plan!
I've gotta stop reading sci-fi novels.
Did a person just come out of my phone?
Not just a person. It's your girl Lay Lay.
How did this happen?
You made a wish on a shooting star.
That really works?
I guess so, because I'm here,
and I can't wait to see what it's like
to be a real teenager!
Hey, want to make friendship bracelets?
Make pizza bagels?
Challenge crosstown rivals to a double Dutch contest?
Your list is very specific.
And long! Let me continue.
I want to prank call a convent.
I want to play dress-up.
I want to eat cheese out of a can.
Hey, how old do you have to be to work a bulldozer?
- - Sadie, you awake?
No, I'm sleeping!
It's my brother, Marky.
No one can see you until I figure out how to explain you.
-Hide! -Ow!
Good morning, sis. It's a beautiful day.
Today's weather report is sunny with a chance of money.
He-hey, what's up, Marky?
I've got a new investment opportunity
you can't afford to pass on.
The last time I invested in one of your ideas,
it cost me 50 bucks.
Oh, yeah!
The unsupervised lemonade stand.
That was innovative.
They stole the stand and left the lemonade.
Now leave.
- -What was that?
Uh… the sound of me considering your offer.
Let's go have breakfast.
Why are you acting so weird?
And what's going on in your room?
Nothing's going on in my room.
But, uh, what's going on here?
If you guys keep doing that,
one of you is going to pass out.
No one's gonna pass--
Your dad and I got hired to write a jingle
for Stan's Bakery, but we're having a hard time
coming up with a good song for the commercial.
Your mom and I got hired to write a jingle--
Oh, covered that during your blackout, honey.
So we're trying some new things to stimulate our brains
and spark great ideas, hence headstands.
Brings me back to my, uh, breakdancing days.
That's how he got that flat spot on his head.
It's true.
You're a great dancer to me, Dad.
We're not investing in another one
of your business ventures, Marky.
Then I'm out.
This family doesn't want me to be great.
But financial independence will be mine!
That is the same kid
that lost one shoe at school last week.
Mom, Dad, why'd you stop laughing?
-They can't hear you. -Ah!
I thought I told you to stay in my room.
That was before I knew I could freeze time.
I had to show somebody.
-You did this? -Yeah.
Must be an avatar power I have.
That's so cool! What else can you do?
Fly? Talk to animals? Squirt jelly out of your fingertips?
Even better! Watch this.
That's not a power. That's gross.
Hey, can I go to school with you?
I want to see what it's like.
I guess you have to,
because my parents can't know you're here.
Well, we better go,
because my freeze only lasts 60 seconds,
-and it's over in five, four-- -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
We still haven't found that shoe, have we?
Sadie? Sadie?
Looks like we've been ditched again.
Wow, this place is great!
Hey, everybody! It's my first day!
Come on.
This is my locker.
Stay close.
-Ooh! -Okay.
What's up, Sadie?
-Who's your friend? -Oh, hey, Jeremy.
This is my very human friend Lay Lay.
What's crackin', Jeremy?
Well, I just found out that my friend has a new friend
and didn't think to introduce her old friend.
Sorry, I just have a lot on my mind
-with this election coming up. -Me too.
Turns out you're polling low with the jocks,
so I did this.
Dang, Sadie!
You didn't tell me you could d-d-d-d-dunk!
I c-c-c-c-can't.
Did you put my face on a professional ballplayer's body?
Just say thank you.
Hey, can you put me on a poster with Cardi B?
- -We gotta go, Jeremy. Bye.
Okay, we have to figure out a way for you to blend in.
Relax, no one will notice I'm here.
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