The Bad Guy

What's going on?

Commander, answer!

Agent Pizzelli has been hit!

By a landmine, I think. There could be more.

I need backup.

Balduccio!

Balduccio Remora!

We know you're in there!

I know who you really are,

and you know who I am!

I'm going to count to five.

Actually, let's make it 10.

Then, we'll start to walk.

If there are other mines,

and I step on one,

your sister will be the next one to blow up!

I'm starting to count now!

One.

Two.

My real name is Nino Scotellaro.

Three.

I spent my life fighting Cosa Nostra. Now you see me like this.

Four.

Someone even called me a hero.

Five.

We all know a hero's destiny.

Six.

To die for the glory, with dedicated monuments.

Seven.

Or to be thrown off a pedestal.

Eight.

I've never had a monument dedicated to me.

Nine.

And since I can no longer be a hero...

Ten!

I've decided to become what they turned me into.

The bad guy.

EIGHT YEARS EARLIER

I forgot.

I went sea urchin fishing.

I know, it's illegal right now.

Going to arrest me?

Have a good day, Mr. Scotellaro.

Are those handcuffs really necessary?

Ask his cellmate.

SALVATORE TRACINA 19 MURDERS (6 COMMITTED BARE-HANDED)

I have three certainties in my life.

This fucking rhinitis,

Palermo's soccer coaches, who'll be dismissed in three months,

and Salvatore Tracina's silence.

So what happened?

You bored of being here?

How about spending the rest of your life...

in some nice place

THE WONDERS OF ABRUZZO CUPOLI

in witness protection

at a remote location with good meat and fresh air?

Can you tell me something about Mariano Suro?

MARIANO SURO COSA NOSTRA'S BOSS OF THE BOSSES

FUGITIVE FOR 15 YEARS ORDERED 200 MURDERS

Suro killed half of your family. I don't know who hates him more.

You're a magistrate. You shouldn't hate anyone.

For that matter, I shouldn't smoke either, given my allergy.

Anyway, people like us don't die because of cancer.

Want to see something?

Did you call me just to put on this show?

Do you know why they call Mariano Suro The White Shark?

Because when he's in captivity... he dies.

Mariano Suro can't stay in the same place.

He constantly changes his address, and he needs a place to store his stuff.

Here's the address.

Run!

-What a beauty! -Run, stupid.

SICILY-ITALY FINALLY UNITED!

Hey, this one's no good.

Hey, hottie.

Hey, Leo, you're all dressed up.

Fuck off, Nico.

You be the hooker next time.

Well?

It works. Let's go.

-Good job, Scotellaro. -Thanks.

No, I meant...

My brother's always been an attention-seeker.

Good for you.

Can you summarize what's in there?

Well, there are all sorts of clothes.

From tailored clothes to tracksuits,

handmade shoes and slippers,

three safety boxes of unknown content

and food, from cured meats to frozen foods.

Even panettone.

He's even ready for Christmas Eve dinner.

A silicone model of Mary Jane Handygirl.

Who?

It's a lifelike inflatable doll.

At first, we thought it was a kidnapping.

Then, there are about 400 boxes of mineral water

of a brand no one's heard of... "Amazonian Rain."

Not mineral water.

They get it from the Amazon, when it rains.

It never touches the ground.

It's the lightest water. It contains no mineral salts.

-So? -So, Suro suffers from kidney failure.

It's serious.

-So? -So...

I'm working on an idea.

-Okay, in the meantime, shall we get in? -No way.

Why not?

There are three safes. Suro's archive might be in there.

First, let's make sure that mysterious archive exists.

Our sources say so. It contains proof of the State-Mafia Pact.

Phone calls, conversations, a list of politicians...

We want to catch him. Not his phone records.

From my experience, you need to act quickly.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Giusy...

Let's go in.

So?

All good, sir. All clear.

Of course, mobsters don't kill magistrates anymore.

Car accidents...

Those will kill you.

-Good night, sir. -Good night.

Is this out?

Mandorla?

Mandorla?

Mandorla!

You're out of your mind! I almost had a heart attack!

Fucking bodyguards!

You're all fired! Executed!

-You scared the shit out of me! -I know.

I'm happy you're here.

How are you?

-How's the situation? -Really shitty.

All right.

When will you get him?

We're not.

Instead of arresting Suro, we'll rob his mini market.

You came here for nothing.

I'm sorry.

I don't mind.

A jump that left everyone breathless.

Dwayne Leblanc performed a backflip with a quadruple spin,

winning the 25th edition of the Freestyle World Ski Championship

that took place in the splendid Dolomites.

This is the Canadian's third victory in a row.

No one has achieved this before.

He dedicated the victory to his fans, family and girlfriend.

HUMAN ORGANS FOR TRANSPLANT HANDLE WITH CARE

Nino?

Who is it?

Hello?

What?

Just a second.

Did you not tell me something?

I don't know.

What does the National Transplant Center want?

Hello?

Scotellaro?

Can you come here?

Nino, open up!

Open up, Nino!

-Why am I out of the operation? -I have to fire my bodyguards.

What do you mean I'm out?

It's simple as that. You're out from the operation.

Everybody inside.

Since when does a magistrate interfere with a ROS colonel's decision?

-I asked him a personal favor. -Really? That's Mafia-like behavior.

Says the one who pulled strings to join the force.

SEAFOOD TRINACRIA

Who asked you to do that? You did that because I was a gutter punk.

You were a junkie. That was the big problem.

You're fucking sexist, paternalistic and egocentric! Dickhead!

I have some flaws.

Are you done?

Listen, we don't have much time.

Mariano Suro suffers from kidney failure.

Therefore, he needs a transplant.

While Costardello is about to raid Suro's warehouse,

a kidney will arrive for a guy at the hospital.

In my opinion, this kidney will never arrive at the hospital.

We're here.

Sir?

Abort!

Why?

Remember "Amazonian Rain"?

At the time it was an idea. Now, it's for certain.

He'll do it! Tonight!

Who? What's happening tonight?

Suro is undergoing a kidney transplant, and I know where.

Got him this time.

Excuse me, who says Suro's there?

I'm telling you now, Costardello.

My sister's there.

What?

How dare you order my agent to carry out an unauthorized operation?

All right, you can spank me later. Hurry up.

No, we don't know if the new area is safe!

I'm not risking the lives of 12 agents.