Luc Van Tien: Kung Fu Warrior

Wow! Fantasy!

Fantasy!

Sir! This scene is not in the script!

Calm down!

Wonderful!

Wow!

Teo!

Hey, guy!

What are you doing here?

We are filming.

Filming?

- What is "filming"? - Hey!

I'm the main actor, the star! Are you blind?

Hey, stop! Stop now!

Hey! Stop!

Hey!

- Teo! - Yes!

What the hell are you doing?

Yes... Yes. I'm so sorry.

Watch out or you will lose your job.

This is your final chance.

Thank you! I just have the first chance.

Can you believe this?

Beside me is a piece of gold.

No! A block of pure gold.

An author is moving with his horse.

I swear I speak the truth this time.

God! The amount of money I owe you, right?

Okay. Now, it's just a piece of cake.

Just hold on.

- Stay away! - He looks familiar...

Haven't I seen him before somewhere?

In the textbook?

Right! The same drawing is in this book.

It is Van Tien! Luc Van Tien!

Tien! Who's Tien? That crazy horse!

Stay away! It kicks the hell out of you.

Hey. Bill, please!

Thirty thousand dongs.

What kind of clothes is that?

Maybe he was filming.

But he looks handsome, by the way.

Do you see anything strange?

The world is very dangerous.

I don't think you should use your real name.

Just use a stage name.

What is a stage name?

To avoid trouble and curiosity,

your name from now on will be...

LVT!

- LVT! - That's good.

Hurry up! After this, I will take you to meet clients.

What clients?

Filming, photoshoots, advertising, everything.

- Filming, advertising... - Exactly!

What is that?

Just do what I tell you.

Do you get it?

Go!

- Where are you taking me to? - Go.

Where are we going?

Let me go.

Hey!

That is not your business.

- Sit down. More beer, please! - Okay.

How is this batch, bro?

So bad!

What's your name?

Nga.

- Bill, please! - Yes!

So, who will pay?

Hey, come over here.

We have to pay her for the food.

This is money.

Give me all you have.

I don't have money.

Looking at your glorious suit and mannerisms,

I thought that you were rich.

Named "fairy" but don't have "money"?

I did not know

because everything is free up there!

Oh my God!

Rustic.

Good! Very good!

Take off your clothes!

Catch her!

Nga, stop!

Nga?

Let me go!

This white horse is unique.

-If you don't take a photo of it now, -Here you are.

the price will go up five or seven times when it is sent to the circus.

Come on! I'll offer you a discount of 10,000 dongs.

No need to go to Thao Cam Vien or Dalat.

Come on!

Okay! Cash on delivery.

Money for the bill.

Your tip! Oh, sorry.

Thank you.

Hey, wait!

Let her go, you bullies.

Don't do harm to the innocent villagers!

Who do you think you are? Huh?

He thinks he's good.

Even if I have to walk to the end of the Earth, I will find her by all means.

Hey!

Where did you go?

I don't know where she is.

Okay! I will find her for you later.

First, you must earn money to pay your debt.

The noodle bill.

- Okay? - Okay.

Remember to study after your meal!

Don't make trouble. Come on!

- Yes! - Hey!

What?

- What? - Let's go!

You have money to pay the debt?

Now, the debt is not a problem.

Come on!

What do you think? Is it good?

What do you think about this beautiful horse?

This is a unique one.

Can this be a circus horse?

Circus?

Let me ask him.

Can you be a circus horse?

Wow!

He says it's as easy as duck soup.

What about that guy?

God! With him, it is even smaller than the bunny.

Two, three.

Tam!

Tam!

Are you okay?

I told you not to make trouble. Why do you always make trouble?

- You... - Ah...

Thank you so much!

You are so good.

Without you, I don't know...

So, my debt is paid, okay?

Dasher Bui, may I get you a lotus tea as usual?

I'm not in the mood.

Bring the wine!

Only the Mistress can help me forget that sadness and anger.

What makes you look so unhappy, Dasher Bui?

The customer agreed to buy my item at a good price.

Then, a strange guy appeared and disturbed us,

so, the deal failed.

Hey, stop!

- Let go of me! - Stop!

- Stop it, please! I told you no! - Hey!

You think you're so special?

- Don't you want a tip? - Let me go!

Don't you want it?

What the hell are you doing?

Making a mark so you will never come back here again.

What did I do?

What's up? Let me go! What did I do to get arrested?

Stay away from me!

I wish some of my guards were as brave as you.

Bro, we found that man.

- Go get him! - Yes.

Who is that dangerous man?

I don't know!

A weird man with an ancient costume that came out of nowhere.

It is my pleasure to introduce

the first exciting horse circus act

performed by the famous actor LVT!

PINK LOTUS THEATER

Dammit! Time's up!

Hurry up. Let's take a group shot.

No time for individual shots.

One, two, three. Smile! Done!

Group photo but individual rates.

Ten thousand each, please.

Hurry up! Time's up!

LVT!

Focus on the performance.

I will find that girl for you.

LVT!

LVT!

Get off the stage.

Boo!

Get out.

Oh my God!

Get off the stage!

I can even find ten people named Nga at once.

Today was very hard.

Hey! You are in the wrong place.

I'm sorry! I'm starving.

Why do I keep on meeting poor people today?

- Sit down! - Yes.

Eat it!

- Yes. - Make yourself at home.

Thank you!

I am not easy as I look.

I earned good money just by having a horse photographed.

- Count it! - What?

Count it.