Entourage

MY MASERATI DOES 185

Wait, don't look.

- I hate this shit. - Keep them closed!

Drama, hit me again and I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.

- Turtle did it. - Bullshit.

I can smell your lagerfeld-doused fingers.

- Make a right, right here. - Where are we going ?

Hold on, take a step now, step.

Okay, here we come.

Steady.

Almost there.

Ready and...

Open!

Holy shit!

You bought another $100,000 car, you sick maniac?

No, it's not for me, it's for you.

It's for me?

Big day for E. Brand new Maserati,

and you're gonna pop your cherry tonight.

For your big date with Kristen

you're gonna need a nice car.

When finally fucking your own girlfriend,

one should travel in style.

God, this is so sweet.

You're gonna love it.

I had an italian sports car in '94.

They're a delight.

You had a Fiat, Drama.

Italian, none the less.

- I can't take this, Vince. - I'll take it.

You've made $6,000 since you've been my manager.

You're getting killed. I feel bad.

Do you think this is the right time to be doing this?

We don't even know when the next pay day is coming.

You always got to ruin everything?

All right, fine, they gave it to me.

- Who gave it to you? - Beverly Hills Maserati.

I hooked it up.

All they want is for Vince to be seen riding around town.

Please don't make me beg you to take a free Maserati.

They gave you this car so you could be seen driving around in it.

That's why I'm gonna roll down the window and stick my head out

and you're gonna drive us to the Laker game.

Oh, look at that! That's not a foul?

Whatever they are paying you, I'll double it.

Ed, talk to your boy, he's gone crazy.

When was the last time you made a good call? 11 years ago?

- Unbelievable! - You gotta focus up.

I don't know what you're doing, but you're killing me.

Lamar Odom's got great calves, huh?

What? He doesn't?

Yeah, Lamar!

Way to go, baby, way to go!

Big night tonight, huh, E?

You're like a high school girl, the way you gossip.

- You nervous? - Yeah, I'm nervous.

I'm saying I'd be nervous.

Three months your girl's been glorifying how you perform.

And what if you don't live up to the memory?

What? We're not talking?

Please. Who's not talking?

I'm watching the game. Besides, didn't you fire me?

I fired you? You're gonna let him interpret?

- He doesn't even speak the language. - Oh, gosh.

- What did he say again? - "Do 'Aquaman' or find a new agent."

That's what I recall. Fuck yeah!

Get up. Come on, I paid for the seats.

- Unbelievable. - Down in front!

I paid two grand for these seats.

I'll get out there and launch a three if I want!

All right, look.

I'm making some moves for you.

I am. We've got some bites.

Don't throw away the idea of "Aquaman."

The script is coming in tomorrow.

I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.

He doesn't want to get typecast!

Look it. There's the Joker. There's "Batman."

There's "Spiderman." They're all typecast as rich guys.

Listen, for me, just read the script.

If it's not great, you'll never hear about it again.

- I promise. - I'll read the script.

But if I don't like it and you mention it again,

I'm gonna fire you.

You want me to interpret that for you, Ari?

Wow, that sucks.

I can't believe that.

No, no, I understand.

I just-- I really wanted to see you.

No, I understand.

You need anything?

- Vince! - Yo!

- What's up, Lamar? - What's up, baby?

- Great game. - Thanks, man. Good seeing you.

- Man, when you gonna do a new movie? - Soon, man, soon.

Hey, Lamar. What do you do for your legs, man?

- What? - How do you get them looking so good?

- Vince, your brother's a freak. - True.

- Later, man. - See you, bro.

Johnny, what's up with you and the legs?

He thinks his are too thin.

I'm reading for "Point Dume" tomorrow.

I'm a little stressed.

I'd be more concerned about your face.

The Chase men all have great legs.

- Don't forget it. - No, you're lucky.

You got your mom's calves. I got dad's.

Vinnie Chase, Jaime Pressly.

Hey. How are you?

Good. How are you?

I'm mad at you. We were supposed to work together.

You passed on "Torque." Remember, baby?

Hey, there's always "Torque 2."

So what are you up to these days?

Glad you asked.

I am doing a pet project.

I'm gonna have a party at my house at the beach tonight.

If you guys want to come by, I can tell you about it.

Of course.

- You're kind of invited, too. - Thank you.

I would love to show up,

but it's anal sex night at the Gold house.

Thank you for the invite. I'm gonna go punish my wife.

- That's nice. - Good luck, everybody.

Oh, E! Jaime Pressly's beach party, kid!

Yeah!

- I forgot. You can't come. - Shut up, Turtle.

This could be off the hook.

- What's the matter? - Kristen's got food poisoning.

Ah, no. You're coming to this party.

Nah, drop me off at home.

It's on the complete opposite side of town!

Don't be such a fucking pussy! Oh! Oh!

You know how much gas a Maserati burns?

Come on.

Oh, he goes to the hoop.

This is a great party!

But we decided if you're gonna be miserable,

we're gonna be miserable too.

Just for the record, I voted against you, E,

but I went with the majority.

I'm not miserable. I'm pissed I got stuck with a $400 hotel room.

Peninsula has a 24-hour cancellation policy.

You should at least go jerk off on the bed.

You gotta pay for it.

Let me get this straight.

She convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations

and then she bails?

She didn't bail. She got sick.

Before the date. Unlike your girls,

who get sick when they arrive.

Right, right.

You don't believe her?

I didn't buy the period.

Yeah, I didn't either.

You, too?

Don't beat around the bush anymore.

The three of us can't stand her.

Okay? We never could.

Really?

I don't like the way she treats you.

face facts, E.

She didn't come to New York. One day she got her period.

Next day she got food poisoning.

She's fuing somebody else.

Easy, Turtle.

That's my girlfriend.

Christ.

Look at the tree trunks on that guy.

Catch you guys later.

Hey!

So, I don't get it. It's a "Spec-Telethon"?

Yeah, you know, like Jerry Lewis does for MS.

But for dogs?

Yeah, you like dogs, don't you?

Well, of course. I just didn't know they had MS.

Well, they do,

and we can help them.

Imagine if we hosted it together.

How hot would that be?

Quite.

- Yeah. - So, will you do it?

Sure, of course.

I just have to talk to my people.

Dogs need people to talk for them.

Sorry to interrupt you guys.

Oh, here's my people now.

I'm gonna grab a cab. Thank you very much. See you.

- Wait. No! - Yeah.

E, come on, hang out.

I don't want to. I'm tired, I want to go home.

- I'm gonna go to sleep. - Okay. Yo, everybody!

- Stop, stop! - Listen up!

My friend here E is trying to bounce!

Could you convince him to stay, maybe?

Leanna, Leanna!

- Have you met my boy, E? - No. Hi.

- Nice to meet you. - Leanna is a "perfect 10" model.

You know what that means-- "au natural."

Can you believe that, with those tits?