Every Family (Toda Família Tem)

I'm a good boy

I turned my life around, around, around

I've come from the top Of the hill, hill, hill

I'm a dreamy boy

I'm a dreamy boy

COME BACK TO RIO?!?!?!

I went through rough stuff Stuff I can't forget

I lost everything, even my dad's love Even the love

Every now and then This thought comes to take away my peace

Father is the one who raises Not the one who gives life

But I'm a child who dreams

Regardless of anything I'll stand on my feet

I know my old man old lady is proud of me Proud of his boy, right

His boy His boy

Every family has A dreamy boy

Every family Every family

Every family has A dreamy boy

I LOVE YOU SP

Every family Every family

EVERY FAMILY

Every family has

Take a look and tell me.

Is it possible for a human being to sleep in a place like this?

Tell me, Célia.

Honestly. Célia, I'm going crazy.

I was a baller in São Paulo. I wore whatever I wanted.

Here, I can't put on a shirt because I start to melt away.

Look at what was left for me! A room filled with old stuff.

It seems like I'm hiding in a bunker.

In São Paulo I had my own bathroom.

Here, I bathe in the laundry tub.

And share it with five other people.

Don't overreact.

You need to socialize, Pedro.

Invite some people over. Make new friends.

Célia, it's just too hard for me.

This is what our therapy session is all about, right?

By the way, any thoughts on that discount for the upcoming sessions?

I can't afford it.

CÉLIA THERAPIST PÊ

Célia?

Célia?

THE CALL GOT CANCELLED OK

Jeez.

Well...

I know I look a bit dramatic,

but you don't know my family yet.

Because once you do...

you'll understand me.

The time has come.

Grab my hand,

and let's roll together.

-The love of my life! -My goodness!

Don't scare me.

Rule 52 of this house, don't interrupt me when I'm concerned, which I am.

-Here it comes. -I dreamed about chiggers,

and that usually means a revelation, but I can't remember what it is.

Totally. Granny, I want to talk to you.

-Since no one has come down yet... -Oh, yeah! Hey, everyone!

Breakfast's ready! Do you think this is a five-star hotel or something?

-C'mon! -Morning, fam.

I love being here in Rio de Janeiro!

The weather, the constant desire to go to the beach.

Hey, son, Mama is practicing her communication skills.

Mama is on!

I love my Mom, but there are two things that bother me the most.

One, she's trying to be cool. And two, she exaggerates, okay?

Grandma's house is closer to Argentina than the beach.

Deise, darling, you know what I think?

I feel like today is the day to get a new job!

This is Jorge, my stepdad. Cool dude.

He gave us such a good life in São Paulo.

But when the car factory he was working at went under,

we came back to Rio and lost everything.

And now he's holding back.

After all, it's not easy for a guy like Jorge to get a job around here.

He's overqualified.

I want some cheese.

-Morning, Patrícia Silva. -Morning, Pedro Silva.

Both of you! No fighting, please.

-I was about to grab... -There you go again...

-Is this banana organic, Grandma? -Yes, dear. Organic.

I won't even waste my time talking about my sisters here.

Just keep two things in mind.

Captain Planet over there is Jorge and my mom's child.

The long legs is from the guy

who-shall-not-be-named that got my mom pregnant.

She's all high and mighty just because her video blew up on TikTok!

She thinks she's my grandma's favorite just because I was away for a bit. Okay.

-Good morning, fam. -Grandma's cutest thing!

-God bless you. -Why did you take so long to come, baby?

You see that? My family is like The Fast and The Furious franchise.

When you think it's over, they release two more.

That's Paulo Henrique, my older brother.

My mom was in college when he was born!

It was tough.

He doesn't live here, but always comes to eat.

I can't believe it! A person who can do anything but cook.

And the little one is my nephew. He's not my brother, for God's sake!

If one more comes out of my mom, I'll charge it a toll.

-Do you want some eggs, dear? -I'm starving.

I'm the one that's starving...

No one's starving. It is forbidden to talk about this in my house.

-I didn't say a thing. -And let's pray. No eating before praying.

Hold hands.

Thank you very much, Lord. Thank you for the close-knit family,

for our health.

Multiply, Lord, my retirement savings

and these ads from Patrícia that provide for this family.

May we have only good thoughts,

because an idle brain is the devil's workshop.

And please, Lord, get Jorge a job so he won't stay idle for too long.

-Amen! -Amen!

Got that?

Look, Grandma used to say that God will never give you more than you can bear.

Someone switched my cross with Ezra Miller's... For sure!

-This juice has no sugar. -How do I eat without a plate?

-For God's sake... Pê, come on! -I want my plate.

Go grab the plate! Figure it out!

-Grandma! -Oh, kid! It's you?

I don't even know who I am anymore.

I lost my identity in this city.

Rule 13, never leave without your ID.

No, that's not what I meant, Grandma. I was...

Anyway, I found some childhood friends on social media

and I invited them to come over. Is that okay?

Yeah...

They'll bring their own snacks, right? Snack prices are too high.

A kilo of meat costs as much as a car.

Right, Grandma. Chill.

LIVE WITH MY SWEETIE TONIGHT 8PM!

Oh, my God!

What's going on, sis? For God's sake!

Pietra, it's Camila, that totally lame girl!

Ever since I went viral with my songs,

she started to get jealous. Do you know what she's going to do?

She's going live, today, with her boyfriend, can you believe it?

Right on a Tuesday, when you have your "Ask me a Question" box?

Yeah!

Don't stress over it. The heavy competition vibe is so tacky!

Cool is to add, work together, I love collabs.

Pietra! You gave me the best idea, girl!

If you can't beat her, join her. Hashtag onlyloveonlylove

But isn't that Camila's hashtag?

Not actually. Hers is just "only love", mine is two.

-Two couples in love. Let's work! -Awesome!

Just a sec.

-Hi, babe! How are you? -Hi, babe!

-All good? -Good...

I was thinking, I don't know...

I thought about the next step in our relationship, you know?

The next step in our relationship?

Júnior, quit being naughty. My sister's right here.

I don't know. I've been thinking,

maybe it's time for you to meet my family!

Sure! That's it!

-No way Júnior is... -Of course!

Damn, that's it!

Okay, then. I love you so much! So much!

-Love you. Bye. -Bye bye...

Pietra, listen to me.

Forget about this. Delete it!

Mom and I have argued a lot. A lot, about everything, okay?

She makes a big deal about everything, especially being a DJ. She can't know.

-And also the fact you work online... -Yeah.

-And also because you... -Hey...

That's it. Got it. This is our secret, okay?

But everyone's going to find out today.

You're in a bad mood, such bad vibes.

Girl, I don't know. Let's...

Let's have faith and believe. It will work out.

She'll be at work and won't meet Júnior.

-It's already working, okay? -Okay.

High five, girl!

That's crazy!

Miss you!

Jorge. Denise, our old neighbor in São Paulo, sends her regards.

She misses us a lot!

Ask her to write a check the size of her longing.

This is how much we have for the month.

See? Tell me. What's the deal with your runs on the app?

It's helping, but to run over this debt, I should be Lewis Hamilton.

Jorge. We have to do something to help Mom with the expenses. And Patrícia?

Now tell me. I still don't get how she can make money with some photos and...

dancing on the phone.

Jorge, is she messing with drugs?

-No... -Hi! Heads up, my sister's about to speak!

Guys, listen to me. I have an announcement to make.

-Okay? Okay. -Who is "you all"?

I thought she was talking to her followers. But actually, no.

-Expensive! Everything's so pricey. -Attaboy!

I almost traded my kidney for food.

Buddy, you crazy thing! Like it? Mom said "buddy, you crazy". It's modern.

So, as I was saying, I'll be very straight, okay?

So you don't think I do not communicate with you guys.

So, I'm thinking of throwing a dinner.

Tonight. Right here at home.

-For my boyfriend. -What?

Oh, Patrícia. No one will think

that you don't communicate with your family.