All Esper Dayo! (Minna! ESPer Dayo! / みんな！エスパーだよ！)

The person I am today, in order to eliminate terrorism

accepted CIA's offer

Together with my sweetheart Asami-san we left for America

This is how it began...

I'll hijack starting from this side of the train. Ultimately turning this world into chaos

By using mind reading I was able to identify the terrorist

and promptly reported it to the police

I became a high school student God of Death

and told the police of my mind reading ability

-So it is not you? -I said it isn't me

Becoming a subordinate to the nation's classified department

and using my power to find the truth

Now that I think back, the story of my past is one long story

Can you really eliminate terrorism?

I am okay

I will definitely save the world

Definitely

However, the truth is instead of saving the world

I am in a classroom doing nothing

Doing nothing during breaks, but flipping through books

The main female protagonist of my story, Asami-san

It's been 2 months since Asami-san arrived here

and I never said a word to her

Not a single word

However, while listening to her inner thoughts I heard those kind of things...

That guy must think of me when he jerk off

It is a misunderstanding

Even though I have an erection, it wasn't because I was thinking of you, Asami-san, while jerking off

Please believe me

Who the fuck are you kidding?

In fact, every night you think of doing Asami

Doing my ass

Coincidentally Miyuki also possess the ability to read minds

You went too far Miyuki-chan

I wasn't thinking of doing Asami-san

But your face shows you want to

Don't say such thing

Asami-san is unlike you Miyuki-chan. She is scared

Why is she sacred?

Asami-san...is a virgin

Is there any proof about her being a virgin?

That girl came from Tokyo

To--Tokyo

Exceeds....it exceeds 40%

Fuck my life, you're kidding me

It is like that rainfall probability analogy. When you leave the house you must remember to bring an umbrella

Asami-san

I never think of you while jerking off

I swear to God and I never will in the future too

Asami-san, how about you?

You never have sex before, right?

You're a virgin, right? xN

Hurry up and say you are a virgin, Asami-san

I want to protect you

I want to protect the world

Since coming to this town

we finally make a connection with psychics

Indeed do you have the power of clairvoyance

Amazing

We will train you to master your ability to its fullest

Hello

Ah, a slut

The people today, really....

When will I stop being able to hear people's inner thoughts

Why do I even have this power?

The world...

You must know alot from Tokyo

No, that's not true

Why do say such thing? Tokyo is still better

Compare to this small town, Tokyo is a paradise

Truthfully speaking, I have to go to Tokyo next time

and will be able to get Sakanaction's concert ticket

and definitely take a stroll with Takaoka

Afterwards, must definitely go to a love hotel in Tokyo and lose your virginity

That...

However, doing so will ruin the pretty good friendships you created

It would be annoying

Before even thinking about that, you should do something about your face first

It looks exactly like a pig dinosaur

Going back to the point, whenever I hear Sakanaction I would want to do something

As if. Who wants to do anything with you, dinosaur

The different classes of mankind plan is now starting

Today, I am really grateful that once again you are talking with my ass

Hey Yoshiro today I brought you Yamakawa Aozora's debut film

She was still crying on her blog. After you finish it, you will feel good

You will also feel refresh

For real

Yesteday it was virgin girls, today are AV girls. Bonkers

The highest grade virgin, I repeat the highest grade virgin

What color was that virgin's nipples?

-Black -Idiot, no virgin's nipples are black

-Eh? A virgin's nipple is pink

I been lie to again

Yasu, virgin's nipples are pink. Those who did it are black

Put this in your heart

Yes

Asami's must be pink

Oh, they are holding hands

Yo-chan was probably jerking off

Jerking off?

What?

That...That Asami girl. Do you really like her that much?

What? Why are you suddenly asking this?

Of course I like her, really like her

Really like her...

How can you be like that, listening to a person's thoughts without his or permission

When clearly I tried really hard not to listen to Miyuki-chan's thoughts

That girl isn't as great as you think

What do you mean?

I just listened to that girl's inner thoughts

What did you hear?

What do you mean it isn't something i can handle?

Boys? Boyfriend? Is it? Is it?

That girl has such a rotten attitude, regardless if you are a guy or girl it must be hell

-Rotten? -Shit

Hey

Hey, will a girl be shy helping a guy jerk off?

Rotten x N

Guys and girls relationship x N

Asami-san

is a liar xN

Asami-san treats her relationship with guys and girls like trash

Is it really like trash?

Looking at it, she and the guys are talking normally. Is there any proofs that she playing the guys?

Is this the evidence of someone who is supposedly rotten?

It can't be x N

If this is true even though the person who saves the world will be known as a hero

and gets married with the female protagonist

but they will also wither away, they will never be able to gain happiness

Before it becomes like this, I must verify this first

I won't say anything

I must make sure Asami-san never had sex before

If I cannot make sure first then I will not be able to save the world

Sae let's go watch Sakanaction together

If I go I will be the third wheel

Is there any evidence?

-Right, Takaoka? - You must get the tickets

Then its decided

Hey, dinosaur don't get me involve like a midwife in your pathetic trash love life

Dino--Dinosaur?

If Asami-san go then I have something to look forward to

Takaoka and Asami-san are actually....

Mail

Who?

-Tetsu -Tetsu?

What? So it's dad after all

Asami-san do you have a boyfriend?

Such a beautiful assistant, comrade

None

My dick is coming out

How can I possibly not have a boyfriend

Yoshiro. Why are you not eating?

I am going to bed now

I truly feel like there is nothing left in this world

For real, let's talk about falling in love

My boyfriend and I exchange about 30 emails in a day

Is it all intimate stuff?

Yes since early in the morning

Asami-san and that Tetsu must send such email to each other

Irritating, Asami-san

Pure and clean, that is all bullshit

And once you start dating a guy he wants to do it right away

Yes x N, I absolutely can't stand that

Correct, once you start dating the time after that is crucial

I tried not doing anything and we broke up

Me too x N

I really want those guys to understand, to not rush into it

I think the same too

That girls are not cheap

Danger

I can't save the world like this

-You can't elegant butterfly -who lives in the morning woods

you must flirt with a sense of joy

Very good this is the symbolism behind Hayashi's 15 piece on the Tokugawa generals. Now get into pairs and practice

Do you understand? It is not the tree's surrounding a shrine or the thriving community within a forest. No, it is a secret sanctuary

Repeat 96 times. Go

-No, elegant butterfly -who lives in the morning woods -flirt with a sense of joy

Okay, there will be a quiz next time

No matter how you see me

I can see right past all of you

I have the power of clairvoyance

I can see everything

Everything

Clairvoyance?

Asami-san

I think it is time we made love