Season 1

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Comedy Island Thailand S01E01-03 THAI WEBRip AMZN
A Commentary by tedi
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Published on: 2023-08-31
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The first 200 lines.

This show is a combination of scripted movie and reality.

All actors only receive some part of the script.

When the words "here we go" are said,

they have to rely on their instincts in order to survive.

"The one who can survive the improvisation is the one who's selected by nature."

I've entered the room.

All clear. No sign of the hostage.

Wait for backup, Arthur.

I repeat, wait for backup.

Sorry, boss. Arthur always goes solo.

Always acting tough, huh, Arthur?

I changed my mind. Send backup ASAP!

Cut! That was great.

Cut.

ROOM FOR MARCH CHUTAVUTH PLEASE KEEP DOOR CLOSED

Hey!

COMEDY ISLAND THAILAND

Hello, Mr. March.

Is that a joke?

I'm Dr. Yut.

Welcome, Mr. March.

Were you filming?

Yes.

Yut, give me a sec.

There's one more.

Hey!

Shit!

-March! -Jack

Put on your trousers first, bro.

March, I was taking a shit

and then I popped up here.

Who the hell is that?

What the...

Let's get going. Your friends are waiting.

Which friends?

Where are they taking us, March?

I have no clue!

Shit!

What is that?

What the hell?

They're smiling at us.

Don't be afraid.

I brought you here

because the villagers' happiness index is decreasing.

As you can see, everyone smiles here, yet they do not laugh.

So you guys are here to entertain them.

I bet we're in some kind of show.

They're pranking us.

What kind of show

can warp me over here mid-poop?

This is real, man.

You're right. I don't have any other schedule.

They all keep a straight face.

Phueak!

-March. -Kae. Ticha.

Jack. March.

The whole industry is here.

There's still one more left.

Check please, sis.

-Sis! -Sis!

Yes, she's still not sober. She probably got warped from a bar.

I'd like to welcome you all again.

I apologize for bringing you all here without your consent.

I'm Dr. Yut,

and this is Dr. Ed.

-Kae. -We own this island.

You're the strongest one here.

Once this little prick gets distracted,

knock him out and take him as a hostage.

Really, Phueak? I'm just a woman.

Wait.

I bet you can even knock Buakaw out.

You're no woman.

I'm telling you!

Please stop fighting.

This place is Utopia.

A true ideal world

where everyone lives peacefully.

Yes.

It's peaceful indeed.

Now that Ms. Peak is awake...

I'll tell you about this island.

Everyone, please join in being my echo

for our grand announcement.

Here we go.

When I finish the sentence,

repeat my last word as my echo.

-In this island... -Land.

-Land. -Land.

-Land. -Land.

Land.

...we live in peace.

-Peace. -Peace.

-Peace. -Peace.

Peace!

Thank you all for being here.

-Here. -Here.

-Here. -Here.

Here.

You are all good.

-Good. -Good.

-Good. -Good.

Good.

Never drink.

Drink.

Drink.

Drink. I mean, don't.

Good one, man.

Why are you smiling?

Let me do that again.

Let me do that again.

That was good.

One more time, Doc.

Doc. Doc!

Doc.

You can do it, Doc.

Never drink.

-Drink. -Drink.

-Drink. -Drink.

-Drink. -Never smoke.

-Smoke. -Smoke.

My husband would be mad.

-Your husband wouldn't watch it. -Okay.

Never smoke.

-Smoke. -Smoke.

Smoke.

-Smoke. -Smoke.

Your wage isn't high.

Gosh, high!

-High! -High!

-High! -High!

High!

For tax, never avoid.

Not this one.

Is there any revenue officer around here?

It's just a game. You're just my echo.

I just got goosebumps.

For tax, never avoid.

-Avoid. -Avoid.

-Avoid. -Avoid.

-Avoid. -Speak very softly.

Avoid.

Avoid, but not much.

Much!

Are you trying to put me in jail, Doc?

Shit!

I'm not going back to Bangkok.

Much.

-Much. -Much.

Much, but not often.

Often.

Often.

Often.

-Often. -Why did you stop repeating?

-At the back. -Often.

Very often.

Often.

Stripper, never call.

Can you start with them?

Repeat after me.

-Yes. -Stripper, never call.

-Call. -Call.

-Call. -Call.

-Call. -Call.

If you did, they never came.

-Came. -Came.

Came.

-Came. -Came.

If they came, you never paid.

Bastard!

-Paid. -Paid.

-Paid. -Paid.

-Paid. -Paid.

But I've never done.

Done!

Let's just stop it here.

I now believe that these guys are talented

and can bring laughter to our villagers.

Hold on, Doc.

If you wanted them to laugh, just watch YouTube.

My show is funny. Everyone here has their own show.

-Yes. -Yes.

Let us go. I told my wife I'm out for an errand.

Doctor, I have a commercial shooting tomorrow.

Are you bragging right now?

You're not dope enough.

There's only one way out of this island.

Only we can take you back home.

But there's still a way for you guys to go home.

Whoever is capable of making the villagers laugh the most

will get to go home.

-Easy. -Let's do it.

I've been on countless episodes of sitcoms.

Are you ready, Mr. March?

Yes. Give me the script.

There's no script here.

We only do improv.

An improvised act

requires intelligence.

Those who are intelligent

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